Forum:Operation:Chill the Fuck Out
Alright everyone, Zombiebaron's genius post on that NotM forum that I am too lazy to link to has got me thinking. I'm tired of all the bullshit. You people (WHAT THE FUCK DOES HE MEAN, YOU PEOPLE?!) have gotten too serious. I find that when we don't have some crazed idiot running around loosening everyone up, we get too serious, and stop having fun. And we're less funny. And it sucks.
You are being a dick. Yes, you. And you know who you are. Even I, as crazy and stupid as this may sound, have been a dick on multiple occasions. So, fuck it. This is your official warning. I am starting Operation:Chill the Fuck Out. What am I going to do? I have absolutely no fucking clue. That's the joy of it. I'll be spontaneous. If you think I'm being a dick to you, this is your warning, I'm not. I may be letting you know you need to chill the fuck out. I may be trying to make it so you aren't going to go all serious on me. I may just be dicking around because I feel like it. Who knows? I don't care. But when you people (YOU PEOPLE?!) get too serious, I don't like this place as much. As much as this is srs biznis, it ain't serious business.
And yes, I may be chilling out on.....*gulp*..... voting pages....
Crowd:*GASP!!!*
Care to join me? I don't care. Care to ban me? Maybe, please don't? Don't care at all? I can't figure out if this is a good thing or a bad thing....
In conclusion: I hate you all. Suck it, douche bags Woody On Fire! 
Talking Woody Stalking Woody 18:38, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
- tl;dr --EMC [TALK] 18:48, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
- I am not now being, nor have I ever been, a dick. I am perfect. Hail TheLedBalloon. - T.L.B.
WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 19:58, Aug 10
- BITCH! You stole my sig! D.E.X. Bulshit, Ass, Bitch, Anal Cancer, Dick 20:09, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
- I know, right? LedBalloon111344 Complain here... Vote here today! 20:26, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
- BITCH! You stole my sig! D.E.X.
- Obviously I agree. In fact I started agreeing as soon as I saw my name next to the word genius, but then I kept reading. In fact, I'm pretty sure RadicalX made that image at the top of the page awhile back after he popped in and noticed how high strung we all were around here. Take a step back. Take some time off. This place will still be here when you get back. And then we can all start having fun again. -- The Zombiebaron 06:51, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
- Wait, is that comment at me? Because I think we are agreeing... Woody On Fire!
Talking Woody Stalking Woody 15:47, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
- Wait, is that comment at me? Because I think we are agreeing... Woody On Fire!
Mandatory vote
Fuck you. No voting. I'm doing this. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 18:38, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
- But voting is fun! Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 18:51, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
Let me address something
That bit about the crazed idiot... You got Socky on here most of the day still, right? Fucking douche. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:54, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
- Oooooooo.......Woody's gonna get in troooooubleeeee...:)-
- How? I'm not an admin. I can't ban him. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:17, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
Boobies
Anyway
We probably should all chill the fuck out. Me especially. And TKF. That guy's really high strung. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 08:26, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
- I hear that he once killed a hobo, just to see if he could get away with it. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:11, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
- well he obviously didn't --
-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 11:13, 11 August 2009 (UTC) - I heard the story a little differently.
pillow talk 20:06, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
- well he obviously didn't --