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Actually, most admins are vaginas or uteruses.

For God's sake, I had spent three years here and I still had not become an admin yet. What the hell is going on? I'm not even a dick! Also, why are some admins who are dicks had not been de-opped? In fact, I would like to voice concerns to Zombiebaron et al. GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 02:33, May 28, 2011 (UTC)

Nobody cares -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 02:58, May 28, 2011 (UTC)

Per above. --Mn-z 03:01, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
who are you? --Roman Dog Bird 03:04, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
Admins are not based on longevity or popularity. If you have to ask, you'll never be one. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2011.05.28.04:47
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Hi Joe, allow me to translate your message for sane people: "I have spent an entire 3 years of my life on a website that doesn't pay me money to work on it. Shouldn't I at least get a broom so I can at least shovel shit instead of wallowing in it? And if, in fact I don't get a broom, why does that asshole over there have one? He's not very nice, and frankly, he can't even wipe his own ass. If anything, I should get his broom. I mean, it's pretty ungrateful if you ask me. I'm a loyal guy here." User:Mrthejazz/sig 05:54, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
See this it explains everything really... --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 07:01, May 28, 2011 (UTC)

Users for opping Joe9320 and immediately de-opping him after 10 seconds

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Symbol declined.svg Against, and for several reasons: 1. It's too short. Can we have at least 30 minutes, and then a de-op? 2. As per other admins, nobody fucking cares. GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 11:09, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. No you cannot for 30 minutes thats too long, and the admins are sure to approve of this idea --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 11:17, May 28, 2011 (UTC)

Better shut up then/

I think I should shut up and wait for longer..... then I would become one. GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 11:20, May 28, 2011 (UTC)

You can't become an admin. You haven't even started your cocoon yet. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:31, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
Asking for adminshuip is pretty much guaranteeing you'll never get it, ironic huh? --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 22:29, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
Well, Joe had the decency to wait 3 years to ask, unlike Shimazu, who asked almost right after his welcoming message LOL. I'm not too sure whether that was a joke or not, but I like Mhaille's answer. Talk Mattsnow 12:54, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

Joe, you really are one of the good guys here. If you do become an admin won't you become a dick just by the fact that the power you will feel after infi-banning people - thus altering their lives from that moment forward - will go to your head? Stay clean, and you will still be able to sleep at night, unlike Mordillo, who is now huddled in a corner with a blanket drawn up to his chin, unable to touch a keyboard for fear of hurting someone else yet again. You're better off not becoming an admin, which is the mark of the beast. Aleister 13:04 2-6-'11

To be fair, Mordillo was always kind of twitchy. The tutu and cape, however, both only appeared after he became an admin. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:24, June 2, 2011 (UTC)
What's an admin? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 16:33, June 2, 2011 (UTC)
It's a bit like Adolph Hitler, but worse. Talk Mattsnow 00:05, June 3, 2011 (UTC)
Hitler's a Jew? What the hell is going on now? GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 08:59, June 4, 2011 (UTC)

Users for opping Joe9320 for 10 seconds then permabanning him

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