Forum:Francis Winkler is ''featured'' ??

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I'm stunned. No, wait...i guess i should have seen it coming. I'll just go away now and bang my head against the concrete for awhile

I hope you don't Get Some Sick like Mr. Winkler did. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 19:28, 4 December 2007 (UTC)

He's obviously GAY GAY GAY! ~ 19:30, 4 December 2007 (UTC)

Hey, be satisfied that Mr winkler is GAY wasn't. (Dammit, I was hoping it would be.) --SPY Administrator (Complain|I rock|In memoriam) HMRFRA WH 02:04, 5 December 2007 (UTC)

/me waits for obligatory poll asking if Mr winkler is GAY should be featured. --General Insineratehymn 02:23, 5 December 2007 (UTC)

Should be featured?

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--AAA! (AAAA) 03:02, 7 December 2007 (UTC)

Shouldn't be featured, eh?

Is the the next one for the front page?

"Mrs peterson"

“ GOD THIS PERSON SUCKS.

AVOID HER AT ALL COST.

IF YOU HAPPEN TO MEET HER THEN IMMEDIATELY KILL YOURSELF.

”

It's on QVFD at the moment, be quick and save it? Just a thought...MrN (03:15, Dec 5 2007)

No, that one has one or two correctly spelled words. Mr Winkler was brilliant due to the stupidity of its author. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:22, Dec 5

Plus, where's the catchphrase? "Then immediately kill yourself"? Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:24, 5 December 2007 (UTC)

And not even one usage of profanity/bigotry/racial slurs/pyramid schemes. Come on, we can do better than this! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:25, Dec 5

Part of the beauty of Mr winkler is GAY is the infinitely large audience it applied to. This person seems to be speaking directly to "GOD". Why on earth they're choosing to use Uncyclopedia as their means of spiritual connection, I have no idea. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 03:27 Dec 05, 2007

"Mrs peterson" has got more snap to it though. It's less predictable than Mr Winkler, bet you did not expect the ending! MrN (03:32, Dec 5 2007)

that finneus guy is a retard i guess he cant take a joke – Preceding unsigned comment added by J.R. "Bob" Dobbs (talk • contribs)

Let's try to follow Rule 2, please. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:21, Dec 6

For a rather amusing animation of the above "Mr Dobbs" try: here (it's even better than the last time I tried to post on of my "ideas" in the viliage dump)... MrN 20:48, Dec 6

u guys all suk liek seriusly i gess u all shud go immediately kill yourself -Foolish humans

FEATURE!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:25, 8 December 2007 (UTC)

To VFP! -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 01:16, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

Just kidding. Seriously, don't. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 01:17, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

Maybe he will IMMEDIATELY KILL HIMSELF if it does? MrN 01:20, Dec 9

Yet another piece of IP-Stubcruft that's funny for all the wrong reasons

Heh, just found another fairly amusing one:

18:08 Fart in a bottle (diff; hist) . . (+14) . . 66.152.217.74 (Talk) (←Created page with 'BOTTLE OF FART')

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:46, Dec 10

NO IT NOT AS GOOD SA WINLKER!!! ! I HOP U GET SOM SIK HAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!! !!!!1! Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:13, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

Can someone please explain to me the criteria behind choosing a vanity page to feature? I think I've lost track as to what makes a good in-joke on this site. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF  22:58, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

Criteria? Since when do we use that? Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 23:13, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

Has to be funny. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 17:31, 13 Dec 2007

Debatably... -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 20:58, 13 December 2007 (UTC)