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i think finnius is a retard he dont know how to be funny you guys should ban himJ.R. "Bob" Dobbs 06:45, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

  • I think that if we featured Mr. Winkler, then we can probably feature that quote. -- Smallbeer.pngSpillin DylanSmallbeer.pngTALKSmallbeer.pngEDITSSmallbeer2.png06:57, Dec 6
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I surmise that Finnius is subnormally feeble-minded. He is hardly qualified to evoke even a modicum of facetious wit. I beeseech the reader to embargo him from further activity on this site. Finnius.png

he is a retard he is not funny. gay winkler is funny. finnius is prolly gay too and in the closet J.R. "Bob" Dobbs 07:21, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

So if gay = funny, wouldn't that make Finnius funny? --Andorin Kato 07:49, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

YOU KNOW WHAT JR BOB DOBBS. HE IS NOT A RETARD. HE DOES KNOW HOW TO BE FUNNY. WE SHOULD NOT BAN HIM WE SHOULD BAN YOU FOR MAKING THIS. I USUALLY HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH MOST USERS BUT I DO HAVE A PROBLEM WITH YOU. WE SHOULD BAN YOU. HE IS NOT A RETARD YOU ARE. YOU ARE JUST TRYING TO CALL SOMEONE ELSE RETARDED WHEN WE ALL KNOW YOU ARE. I THINK YOU ARE GAY. YOUR TRYING TO PRETEND THAT SOMEONE ELSE IS TO BETTER YOURSELF AND THAT IS NOT RIGHT AT ALL. I WILL STAND UP FOR MOST OF THE USERS ON THAT CHATROOM SO DO NOT JUST CHANGE THE PERSON IT WILL NOT HELP. VERY ANGRY USER. ”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 07:55, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

Caitlai... edited?
Wow. --Andorin Kato 07:56, 6 December 2007 (UTC)
You is mah hero... --ıʇɐʇsoɹʇɔəʅə-- ϞϞϞ - 07:58, 6 December 2007 (UTC)
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 6 @ 12:59)

Uh, Caitlai? You seem a bit stressed... Maybe take a break, come back when you aren't so...capslocky... Remember, here at Uncyc, we harass users by ridiculing everything they do. The CAPSLOCK approach is a cliche. Also, Mr. Dobbs, you are currently stupid and not funny. You are also being a dick. Let's not do that, mmkay? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:53, Dec 6

He was already banz0red, Led. --Andorin Kato 21:04, 6 December 2007 (UTC)
Good riddance, then. So, who's up for badminton? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:10, Dec 6

Thread-Jack!

This is some thread.
And this is a jack.


I suggest we discuss the recent decline in quality of the Forum: namespace. Also, does anybody know if Benson's House of Pancakes is open at this hour? I'm hungry.

    EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   07:59, 6 December 2007 (UTC)  

Shotgun! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:06, 6 December 2007 (UTC)
Cheater! Everyone knows you can't call shotgun until you can actually see the car! --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 16:51, 6 December 2007 (UTC)


57chevy.jpg Bazooka! Car explosion.jpg No, wait, I think I maybe did it wrong... --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 16:51, 6 December 2007 (UTC)
Can we please only accept forum topics that were NOT started by borderline retards who can't spell? Listening to this stupid, 4th grade quality rant makes me want to down a can of paint thinner, and makes everybody here a little stupider. So if you want to make a point, and, more importantly not an autistic pre-teen, try out this new fad called "Coherence" and make freinds with the shift button, our little buddy who can turn a's into A's! Nobody is going to pay attention to "lolfinnius is teh gayzorx cuz he tinkz my article is uberdum lol faggot." God damnit, someone in the real world is gonna have to pay for how much you've pissed me off. Thanks alot. DarkBlue 21:19, 6 December 2007 (UTC)
Hi. Welcome to BHOP. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:23, 6 December 2007 (UTC)
That was just funny enough to make me feel better. DarkBlue 19:30, 8 December 2007 (UTC)
So what channel are we gonna see you on? I'm not sure which station shows "Cops", but hopefully I'll see you there! Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 23:44, 6 December 2007 (UTC)
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(Finnius walks in, dressed in police uniform). Hey, what's all this then? Oh kids. All right, move along, move along. Nothing to see here, just some kids playing pranks. Finnius.png
wait, this is BHOP..i guess i can say what i want, yes?...ok then, here goes: Bob Dobbs, despite the fact that your 2nd grade education never got around to introducing you to polysyllables, i find your repartee' to be especially droll and plebian. My micro-cephalic cat could hack up a better insult. You, sir, are a complete shit-wit. Finnius.png
/me politely applauds Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:09, 7 December 2007 (UTC)
AND you smell funny. --Andorin Kato 04:10, 7 December 2007 (UTC)

BEEP BEEEEP! COMING THROUGH!!!

<insert diversion here>   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 7 / 05:16)

Sorry sir, but I'm afraid I'll have to arrest you for speeding in the Forum namespace.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 05:19 Dec 07, 2007
<insert flirtation here>   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 7 / 05:20)
Well, when you put it that way... --YeOldeLuke 01:36, 9 December 2007 (UTC)
Well, I met Bob Dobbs in IRC...and he apologized...now i have to find someone new to call me a "Retard". Any takers? Finnius.png
"I am a retard." No wait, that's not right. Hang on, maybe that is right now. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 01:19, 8 December 2007 (UTC)

I changed my mind

you are not a retard just an ass--J.R. "Bob" Dobbs 02:45, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

Nope, you're too late. He's already a retard, and there's nothing you can do about it. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:13, Dec 15
WE HAVE A WINNER ! You, "Bob" have incurred my wrath! Prizes are forthcoming. Finnius.png

Good Times, Good Times

You all DO know that "Bob" was my sockpuppet...yes?? Finnius.png