Chicken (language)
The language of Chicken is generally spoken by chickens. It has dated back to 5678 BC and is one of the oldest still spoken languages today. The language of Chicken consists of four main sounds: pok, brawk,cluck and meow.
History of Chicken Language[edit | edit source]
The language of Chicken was first recorded in 5678BC, since then it has come in 5 stages of advancement. From 5678BC to approx' 2000BC it was the 'Chicken basic' age of Chicken language. From about 2000BC to 980BC it was called the 'Peckish age'. This was a major point in Chicken history where all chickens revolted against their evil leaders of the Quackian Empire of the Ducks. From then on from 980BC to about 20AD it was the period of the 'Cluckish age' where Chicken language took one step more advance. this was a famous time where verbs, adverbs and pronouns were developed. During the time of the age of 'The Fried Chicken Empire' (20AD to 1923AD) the language took another step forward in developing. The language of 'Pok BraWk!' was developed taking it forward, still today in modern society 'Pok BraWk!' is still used in some books. From 1923 after the war between the 'Kentuckistan Chicken Empire' and the 'Power Beak Republic' war was waged, Chicken language was taken into modern account. The new and official language of 'Cluckin' Common' was formed. This being the new language which is used by all Chickens world wide. Until the 'Pecking Beak of Cluck Union' was crumbled due to the rise of the almost invincible demonic powers of the 'Kuntucky fried chicken', 'BaWk Donalds' and other minor evil fast food outlets came out, 'Cluckin' Common' language still holds as the official language.
Chicken Academy[edit | edit source]
The official building of where the language of 'Pok BraWk!' was the Académie de poulet d'institut d'histoire, de sciences économiques et de langue. (Chicken Academy of History, Economics and Language Institute.) Which was established in 29AD and still stands today, it has been made over 8 times due to erosion. This academy was presented by Pope 'Chick o' fillet III'. This would be the place where the official records and history of the Chicken people of age would be kept for eternity.
Learning Chicken[edit | edit source]
The basics of chicken can be learned at any farm with chickens or official chicken institute. However, Professor Jim Singer is the world's foremost authority in the language of chicken and can speak and translate chicken in all of its known dialects. He will teach everything he knows about chicken to those select few that can afford it, though it may cost you a wing and a leg. It is the Secondaary language of Quails and Partridges, who learn it to attempt to disguise themselves from hunters as chikens during the shooting season. (Supposed to be from October to January, but lasts from January to December.)
Alphabet of Chicken[edit | edit source]
The alphabet of the language of chicken is very advanced where it was 7000 years in the making until now. It can be learned easily with a bit of practice and can be used in everyday life.
- A= fok fok
- B= cluck fok
- C= cluck cluck fok
- D= cluck cluck cluck
- E= fok cluck brawk
- F= brawk brawk
- G= cluck fok brawk
- H= fok fok fok
- I= cluck brawk
- J= brawk brawk cluck
- K= cluck cluck brawk pok
- L= fok fok fok cluck
- ☺= meow pok cluck meow
- <= snap crackle pop
- M= pok brawk pok
- N= brawk cluck brawk
- O= pok pok cluck brawk brawk
- P= brawk cluck cluck brawk
- Q= pok pok cluck brawk
- R= pok cluck brawk pok
- S= cluck cluck brawk brawk
- T= brawk cluck
- U= cluck pok pok pok
- V= cluck cluck cluck pok pok
- W= pok pok brawk cluck
- X= brawk cluck brawk cluck
- Y= pok pok cluck cluck pok
- Z= pok pok pok pok cluck
- != pok pok pok pok pok pok brawk
- YES=oui oui
- wtf wheres my food?= claewk claewk
Dialects[edit | edit source]
There are five main dialects of Chicken.
- Chicken Standard
- Poultrish
- Binary
- Fowlese
- French
- many indigenous chickens speak in their own tribal dialects
Other languages called Chicken[edit | edit source]
Once in the twenty second century linguists tried to find the perfect simplification of all language. They dubbed it chicken. It has no grammar, no syntax and no ambiguities. The only word is 'chicken'. Unfortunately it is so easy to learn everybody consequently did, dooming forever human society. These linguists were never prosecuted, indeed nor could they even be identified because as aliens discovered when revisiting the planet in 2025, all language including the history books were all written in chicken. Warning, this is a future article for events that have only occurred in the future and not currently. Chicken.
