Laser chickens
"COCKADOODLEDOO"
-Laser chicken
"Why is the chicken shooting those lights?" -A mother who saw a laser chicken
“I don't like to eat those”
A laser chicken (Lasus dominantus infertilus) is exactly what it sounds like; a animalistic chicken that shoots deadly parasite-radioactive-lasers at humans and other unsuspecting animals that might be nearby. Laser chickens also have unflamable feathers and razor sharp beaks. They can also talk like humans and they sound like your teacher or your mom.
Diet[edit | edit source]
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Depends on how much food there is, if its plenty with foods they will eat radium polonium, electricity and every type of laser and radiactives that exist on earth, that's how they get laser powers!
But if earth has minimal food they will eat cosmic lasers and planet mass, so the moon is cheese for the chickens!
They will never murder our babies, children and wives with their eye lasers and then they eat them like they were five star food! But they eat our best friends!
Natural habitat[edit | edit source]
Laser chickens live in chicken coops or swedish "hönsgård" in europe and Mexico, they use those hide and trick people to think they are normal chickens who lays eggs.
Laser chickens can also hang around houses in the country were they make people angry and kidnap unsuspecting children, toddlers and babies.
Why they hate us[edit | edit source]
When it was stone age the humans found the laser chickens, they decided to work together and laser chickens lived in houses in peace with each other. But one day when the vikings lived the king of all the laser chickens decided that the species was going to live independent without the humans, but the viking king said no. The laser chicken king said to all the other chickens to shoot the king with their lasers, so they did and then they ran away and decided to act like they were normal chickens and hating humans.
Why laser chickens kidnap children[edit | edit source]
In they "hönsgård" or chicken coop they treat the children like their own and they teach the children how to become laser chickens, and after some year the child becomes a laser chicken.
Laser chickens and the poison peacocks[edit | edit source]
Laser chickens and poison peacocks are really good mates, they hunt together and they stalk together. And both of the species can trick people!
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Dont forget to not touch the laser chickens!