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Tripoli, Libya --Time Magazine adores Gaddafi - so does the world. → More · Discuss
Tripoli, Libya -- Time Magazine adores Gaddafi - so does the world. → More · Discuss
LOUDONVILLE, GA -- American high school student, Brett Samhause, today filed a restraining order against Jesus of Nazarath (aka Jesus "the Christ"), claiming that the former carpenter and founder of the Christian Church unlawfully spied on him and invaded his privacy. → More · Discuss
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