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| Celtic F.C. sign youth player in transfer mix-up | 07:50, 19 November 2023 |
| Britain is on Fire | 17:52, 24 September 2023 |
| Lexicographer's call for suspension of English Language | 01:58, 16 June 2023 |
| Vatican City coup: Cardinal strung up from Sistine Chapel "distraught but alive" | 17:33, 12 June 2023 |
| Kevin Sama not guilty of his warcrimes! | 12:36, 28 April 2023 |
| Papal proclamation to procure profit for prophet | 01:11, 14 December 2022 |
| I Am Built Like a 'Horse' Claims Italian Prime Minister | 14:55, 15 November 2022 |
| Seventeen baseball players arrested in Poland; Cubans are shocked | 14:55, 24 October 2022 |
| Russell Brand offends some Spaniard | 14:50, 24 October 2022 |
| Russell Brand in the running for Pope job | 14:50, 24 October 2022 |
| Polish Language Council's orthographic fail | 14:39, 24 October 2022 |
| Interview with an amateur abortionist | 06:14, 24 October 2022 |
| International Olympic Committee strips former female American Olympic athlete of medals, dignity, .... and clothing?! | 06:13, 24 October 2022 |
| Icarus International Airlines to resume flying | 06:10, 24 October 2022 |
| Guy Fawkes's euro account to be 'stressed tested' today | 05:59, 24 October 2022 |
| Godless Europeans blast US technological dominance | 05:55, 24 October 2022 |
| Geordie horse wants rematch | 05:51, 24 October 2022 |
| French caliph reveals shocking truth about wife | 05:48, 24 October 2022 |
| Former Australian President Kurt Waldheim dies | 05:46, 24 October 2022 |
| FARK YOU America and Europe, you're ALL faggots! | 05:42, 24 October 2022 |
| FaceBook comments arrest terrifies trolls | 05:40, 24 October 2022 |
| Errata 4 February 2008 | 05:37, 24 October 2022 |
| Entire UK population asks itself why it did nothing about Savile despite hearing the rumours | 05:37, 24 October 2022 |
| Drunk guy experiments with booty tweets | 05:31, 24 October 2022 |
| Bananas intercepted; Apes charged with smuggling | 04:44, 24 October 2022 |
| After 598 years, Catholic Church admits wrongdoings | 04:27, 24 October 2022 |
| Cheese addicts go crazy in English sun | 20:30, 11 September 2021 |
| Formula 1 racing announces new teams for the 2010 grid | 20:27, 11 September 2021 |
| European Countries Change Names Based Off of More 'Catchy' Names | 04:12, 30 June 2021 |
| Death of Anglosaxon England | 00:47, 3 June 2021 |
| Rafael Nadal Thinks He Disappointed Millions By Losing French Open | 02:28, 2 June 2021 |
| Russian Space Chief Announces Operation Ass Monkey | 12:51, 12 May 2021 |
| Increased sunspot activity cause for concern at Vatican | 12:50, 12 May 2021 |
| Girl's iPod explodes, Apple refuses to refund money | 18:31, 11 May 2021 |
| Wake up call | 02:23, 6 May 2021 |
| New penis developer 'a success' | 05:02, 16 April 2021 |
| Scientists reveal chicken came before egg | 22:18, 8 April 2021 |
| Luis Suarez's good food guide | 10:09, 4 April 2021 |
| Chancellor committed to preemptive war | 14:34, 10 August 2020 |
| Brah pops Zit for Bro | 17:55, 28 May 2020 |
| Pope calls out Stephen Hawking | 14:39, 28 April 2020 |
| Venice bans motorboating | 09:42, 16 December 2019 |
| Rolf Harris in 'extra leg' inquiry | 09:40, 16 December 2019 |
| Rare chair found in garage, sells for millions of dollars | 04:22, 14 October 2019 |
| PM promises more satisfying narratives for road congestion | 19:54, 28 June 2019 |
| Broccoli voted best vegetable ever, food critics revolt | 15:48, 13 May 2019 |
| Cyprus ex-President Papadopoulos resurrected, trying to revive allies | 04:42, 11 March 2019 |
| Volcanic mess in Europe is all Obama's fault | 13:38, 30 November 2018 |
| Bale will listen to Madrid offers but will not understand | 08:57, 29 May 2018 |
| Emperor's new clothes bedazzle fashion world | 02:11, 17 April 2018 |
