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John Williams

Vote: John Williams	Score: -4 more monkeys jumping on the bed
Nomination:	Timthe3nchanter 21:18, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 0	No for votes
Against Votes: 4	No pictures, for one thing. The article itself isn't incredible, either. Jedibob5 21:50, 19 April 2007 (UTC) No No No, that was pure 2005cruft Madretsma 23:03, 19 April 2007 (UTC) All it really needs is a couple of pictures, a spellcheck, some formatting, more content and a complete rewrite. --El Zoof 03:08, 20 April 2007 (UTC) ME WANT PICTURES! You know a VFH article is doomed if i doesnt have pictures  Weasel 3689 03:36, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

College

Vote: College	Score: 2 Stoners
Nomination:	Madretsma 20:29, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 2	Nom and For. This was pretty darn good.Madretsma 20:29, 19 April 2007 (UTC) Heh. That was pretty funny. Jedibob5 21:53, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada

Vote: That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada	Score: 7 yak rapings
Nomination:	» >UF|TLK|▋»
For Votes: 19	nom and for. everyone I know loves this so let's put it up on the front page. hey, it's kinda short, but at least it's better than contents --» >UF|TLK|▋» 21:58, 18 April 2007 (UTC) —Braydie 21:59, 18 April 2007 (UTC) I too was almost raped by a Yak or Yaklike creature. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 23:01, 18 April 2007 (UTC) For. Bison perhaps?--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 22:04, 18 April 2007 (UTC) For the yakline!--<<>> 22:46, 18 April 2007 (UTC) For with extreme prejudice. --T.K.F. 22:52, 18 April 2007 (UTC) I barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.--KATIE!! 22:57, 18 April 2007 (UTC) Yes. --~ Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p. 23:14, 18 April 2007 (UTC) For This just goes without saying. --69.133.22.57 01:26, 19 April 2007 (UTC) Oops. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 02:01, 19 April 2007 (UTC) For A yak nearly raped me, so I raped him back later. --General Insineratehymn 01:28, 19 April 2007 (UTC) For. Admin votes now officially count 2.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 01:39, 19 April 2007 (UTC) For, this is one of the best articles on the site. -- The Zombiebaron 01:51, 19 April 2007 (UTC) For. Also, babies. goshzillacorrespondence 01:59, 19 April 2007 (UTC) For. I... like... it? OKAY, I LOVE IT! -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 03:21, 19 April 2007 (UTC) For Per everyone who posted Against.--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 06:39, 19 April 2007 (UTC) For I like this in a bizarre batfuck way. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 12:48, 19 April 2007 (UTC) Strong For At first I saw it and hated it but then I began to realize that though it's very simple it so damn funny. Sounds like a really traumatized dude just got an Uncyclopedia account.--Gaberou 21:58, 19 April 2007 (UTC) For --Ilona06 02:33, 20 April 2007 (UTC) For ANARCHY! -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:11, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 12	Nope, sorry. I don't like going against VFHs, but this one just doesn't do it for me.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:11, 18 April 2007 (UTC) Against. Short and kind of irritating. Like me. But short. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:18, 18 April 2007 (UTC) Strong Against. Okay, so the idea is funny. And the execution is also pretty good--using unexpected words like "sojourn" and such--but come on, it's like 10% of the length of a decent article! If that. (In other words, for if lengthened.) --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 22:33, 18 April 2007 (UTC) no me gusta nada This article is shit and what is the recent obsesion with canadian articles on VFH!  Weasel 3689 02:08, 19 April 2007 (UTC) Against --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 03:47, 19 April 2007 (UTC) No thank you. --EMC [TALK] 03:30, 19 April 2007 (UTC) Against. I almost nominated this one for deletion. Rogpyvbc 04:12, 19 April 2007 (UTC) Usually I like stuff like this, but this one is just... not even remotely good. --So So 07:50, 19 April 2007 (UTC) No. Ikabu 08:42, 19 April 2007 (UTC) I would rather fuck spang Madretsma 20:32, 19 April 2007 (UTC) Not to say I don't find it funny, but I believe it promotes a type of humor that may be misinterpreted if featured on the main page. Do you really want a bunch of IPs making pages like this? Results could be life-threatening. Like the article, but not as a featured. --THINKER 21:53, 19 April 2007 (UTC) Against Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:07, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	I hate to be a pest, but hasn't it occurred to anyone else that this can hardly be the best that Uncyclopedia has to offer? The point of featuring is to showcase good articles. Funny, yes, but good also. Something this short, badly written, and full of profanity cannot possibly be worthy of displaying on our front page, no matter how funny it is. It gives the impression that we reward such laziness. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 03:42, 19 April 2007 (UTC) We reward funniness. I don't know if theres a good requirement. How to: cut your head off with a chainsaw, was short and maybe even crude with the big blood splatter, but it got a hogh amount of votes and is the top 3 articles of some month.--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 04:05, 19 April 2007 (UTC) I agree, I think we should have another PLS that can help increase the quality of articles. Articles on VFH before PLS started to suck but soon after we got some really good articles . Now we are back to crap. I think this article is the harbinger of bad things to come with more stupid articles and less ones that are truly inventive. Sure we reward funniness but as is mentioned above, the "cream of the crap" as well as the stuff worthy of being featured should have some form of creativity and satirical humor that would make our witty leader, Oscar Wilde, would be proud of. So far my favorite recent VFH was the cancer that succumbed to a woman. That article was funny and took only like 4 days for it to be featured. PLEASE NOMINATE BETTER ARTICLES  Weasel 3689 05:28, 19 April 2007 (UTC) Cool, nice to see we're on the same page. Now vote! For --Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 06:10, 19 April 2007 (UTC) You can argue it isn't funny, you can argue it isn't good, but for the life of me I can't see how you can argue it isn't inventive. The Juxtaposition of the highbrow with the poopy-crude is clever, to say the least.--<<>> 12:17, 19 April 2007 (UTC) Brad said "poopy".... :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) by the way, if this doesn't pass VFH, i will nominate it again in a month. this deserves featuring. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 13:32, 19 April 2007 (UTC) The next time you nominate it, post a note on everyone who voted For's talkpage, and we'll see if we can't sneak it in really quick before it gets too many Against votes.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 02:20, 20 April 2007 (UTC) Way to secretly plot. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:08, 20 April 2007 (UTC) Ah, yes, but in a month from now, everyone will have forgotten about my secretest of secret plots. And this nomination and all that it contains will be lost for ever in the dreaded VFH Page History.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 03:11, 20 April 2007 (UTC) ...and I'll still be here to thwart your nefarious scheme. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:14, 20 April 2007 (UTC) 17-1=16. Retort that... retorter.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 03:17, 20 April 2007 (UTC) I'm with Modus. There'll still be plenty of people to vote against this. Also, I'll be watching all the for voters' talk pages. I'd rather DIE than see this featured! Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:11, 20 April 2007 (UTC) I wouldn't go that far. It's just that this seems like the Captain Obvious thing all over again. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:14, 20 April 2007 (UTC) Okay, I won't. I actually voted for Captain Obvious too. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:15, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

UnBooks:Panic on the Streets of Birmingham: Zombie Chaos and Civil Rights in the Sixties

	Score: 7 zombies eating my brain
Nomination:	Yes, otherwise it wouldn't be here. Obviously. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:06, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 7	You know when you search for something and stumble across something else? This is like that. But with zombies. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:06, 18 April 2007 (UTC) For. -- The Zombiebaron 20:00, 18 April 2007 (UTC) For I do know what you're talking about. And I'm all for it.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:16, 18 April 2007 (UTC) Very, Very Strong For. This is a work of art. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 22:53, 18 April 2007 (UTC) FOR A very great tale of teh 60s. Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) - KUN SEXY WH16:24, 19 April 2007 (UTC) For Nice, very nice.--Gaberou 21:36, 19 April 2007 (UTC) Dig I once loved a cold-blooded she-zombie.. Not that far back though, I'm not an old person.. --THINKER 21:47, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

Laura Secord

Vote: Laura Secord	Score: 2 chocolate covered Canadians
Nomination:	Kenvalyi 01:53, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 3	self nom and for an article about a gossiping Canadian broad who ratted out those Americans to the British. Strong Canadian flavour in this one, eh! Best read with some bacon and a cool Molson lager. --Kenvalyi 01:53, 18 April 2007 (UTC) FOR Its funny, and anything that makes fun of Canucks roolz. Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) - KUN SEXY WH16:28, 19 April 2007 (UTC) For --Ilona06 02:34, 20 April 2007 (UTC) FOR-- I got a good chuckle out of it. Besides, it was a very well written piece. MichaelHax  (Y'wanna say that to my face?)
Against Votes: 1	Against. It's not bad, but "bits" like the Cola-War reference pull the reader out of the story. Bukkake doesn't help. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:36, 18 April 2007 (UTC)

UnScripts:Presidential Debates 2008 Transcript

Vote: UnScripts:Presidential Debates 2008 Transcript	Score: 2 immature despostic candidates
Nomination:	Self Nomination --~ Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p. 21:30, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 2	For --~ Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p. 21:30, 17 April 2007 (UTC) FOR Funny Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) - KUN SEXY WH16:30, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	none
Comments	It's okay, but it desperately needs audio. This whole "reading" thing you kids do these days is overrated. Back in my day...--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:46, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

Charles Darwin

Vote: Charles Darwin	Score: 11 Baby-eating Zionic pigs nuked
Nomination:
For Votes: 11	A really classy article. Fantastic images and funny througout. --Kelpan 18:56, 17 April 2007 (UTC) For. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  18:37, 18 April 2007 (UTC) For. Disturbing. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:40, 18 April 2007 (UTC) For the article, not the man. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:23, 18 April 2007 (UTC) for because i like it, and also just to piss off the atheists --» >UF|TLK|▋» 22:00, 18 April 2007 (UTC) Self For - Cheers --Sibley 18:05, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

UnNews:Spontaneous building explosion concerns Iraqi terror group

Vote: UnNews:Spontaneous building explosion concerns Iraqi terror group	Score: 5 Spontaneous combustions
Nomination:	Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 21:42, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 5	Nom + For A nice group effort by some random Uncyc psychos. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 21:42, 16 April 2007 (UTC) DIG Thanks especially to Mhaille and Spang for policing the vandalism, and of course to you Zim, for hitting every inflection of every word exactly as it was intended to read. Cocktails for everybody! --THINKER 23:34, 16 April 2007 (UTC) For more UnNews' that makes me think. Not about this. About pudding. Oh, sweet pudding... --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:19, 17 April 2007 (UTC) --~ Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p. 21:32, 17 April 2007 (UTC) --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 07:35, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

Happy Feet

Vote: Happy Feet	Score: 5 Überpinguinsch
Nomination:	Don alun 18:06, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 7	Nom + For Thought this was very, very funny --Don alun 18:06, 16 April 2007 (UTC) for. Who knew that penguins ran a police state? --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:16, 17 April 2007 (UTC) for. I love this article. Gryffon 06:45, 17 April 2007 (UTC) --~ Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p. 21:32, 17 April 2007 (UTC) For --This article is brilliant, and if you don't vote for it, you're a commie. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:54, 17 April 2007 (UTC) For -- For great justice... --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 22:42, 18 April 2007 (UTC) 4 AErm how do you vote agian? Oh yes, there, now i wonder if my sig still works Sir NeoZidane • CUN • talk , oh fuck, some crappy purple one
Against Votes: 2	This Sucks! --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 11:22, 17 April 2007 (UTC) Against --I'm a commie.(Gir. 01:42, 18 April 2007 (UTC))

Austria-Hungary

Vote: Austria-Hungary	Score: 6 purloined cheesecakes
Nomination:	Cap'n Ben
For Votes: 6	Nom + For Just found this on Pee Review, and laughed all the way through it. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 12:59, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Jawohl! - MaximvsDecimvs 18:55, 16 April 2007 (UTC) For. good good. - Leatherboundbooks 23:56, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Dig Mostly for that jaunty looking footsoldier. :) --THINKER 00:04, 17 April 2007 (UTC) Self-For Cheekily snuck-in --Zarbag 21:04, 17 April 2007 (UTC) For --General Insineratehymn 01:47, 19 April 2007 (UTC) For --Ilona06 02:35, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

Make Poverty History

Vote: Make Poverty History	Score: 6 genocidal rock stars
Nomination:	Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 22:25, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 7	Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 22:25, 15 April 2007 (UTC) For Clever. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 11:59, 16 April 2007 (UTC) "Click," another for vote. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  18:51, 16 April 2007 (UTC) For --T.K.F. 00:09, 17 April 2007 (UTC) Self-for - because there's enough votes here now that I won't just look silly if I do! -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 17:33, 17 April 2007 (UTC) 'For. Yay for making fun of Bob Geldof, the man who isn't a knight no matter how many times he makes people call him "sir". And I know what you mean about feeling ridiculous about voting for your own article. I've experienced it (about two tables down :D--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:19, 18 April 2007 (UTC) For --Don alun 09:11, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1	Against It's based in the UK and I'm american . . . har --User:Inaneframe/sig 06:28, 20 2007 (UTC)

Everybody Hates Dubya

Vote: Everybody Hates Dubya	Score: 4 Booty Shots
Nomination:	Dr. Fenwick 21:03, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 4	Nom,For,Writer So here is my article, first time I really made my own article so I just want to see if it's good enough. Please read and vote.--Dr. Fenwick 21:03, 15 April 2007 (UTC) For. I liked this article on Pee Review, and I like it now too.--15 April 2007 22:16 Eastern Daylight TimeSir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) For. I really like it! Very clever. --Marto 85 12:05, 17 April 2007 (UTC) For Solid.--Gaberou 21:55, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

HowTo:Make a That's What She Said joke

Vote: HowTo:Make a That's What She Said joke	Score: 2 jokes found funny
Nomination:	Ljlego 00:58, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 3	Self Nom + For. Remains on Pee Review. One review posted thus far, can be found on talk page for article.--Ljlego 00:58, 15 April 2007 (UTC) For Funny.--Dr. Fenwick 18:57, 15 April 2007 (UTC) For because too many people can't do this properly.-- Meteshjj My bologna has a first name, it's O-P-R-A-H! Whoo!!! 02:50, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1	Against because.--User:Inaneframe/sig 06:23, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Just gonna make a quick comment. It would be splendid if this would get voted for, even if they were against votes. Stagnation is the first sign of the devil, children.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:10, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

Guy Code

Vote: Guy Code	Score: 3 Men Being Bitch-slapped
Nomination:	Sir Judgement F@H UmP VFH {talk} 04:50, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 4	For. I nominated this some time ago, but the reaction was mixed, mainly because there was no Girl Code. Well, I figure it's about time to give it another go. --Sir Judgement F@H UmP VFH {talk} 04:50, 14 April 2007 (UTC) For a good execution, I award this article a favo(u)rable vote.--20:07, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) For Like it.--Dr. Fenwick 02:22, 17 April 2007 (UTC) Weak For A little obvious but still enjoyable.--Gaberou 21:39, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1	Against Meh. It's not that it's awful or anything, it's just that it's been done. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 12:14, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

Byzantine Empire

Vote: Byzantine Empire	Score: 8 uptight former Romans
Nomination:	General Insineratehymn 03:27, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 8	Many people before me have tried to write a funny Byzantine Empire article, but all have failed... until now. Some time ago, I found this article in a miserable condition, and I took it upon myself to rewrite this article. Some time later, I had completely rewritten the article. I submitted it to Pee Review, left it for a week, and now I nominate it on VFH. In summary, For. --General Insineratehymn 03:27, 14 April 2007 (UTC) My doctor has me on Byzantine. He says it keeps the voices away. The voices disagree. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:25, 14 April 2007 (UTC) Brilliant rewrite. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:33, 14 April 2007 (UTC) For --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 03:36, 15 April 2007 (UTC) For One of the best turnarounds of an article I've seen. Constantinopolis Victor! --Zarbag 11:07, 16 April 2007 (UTC) For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 12:11, 16 April 2007 (UTC) FOR Pure genius. Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) - KUN SEXY WH 15:29, 17 April 2007 (UTC) For Marty
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

HowTo:Crash Your Dad's New Corvette

Vote: HowTo:Crash Your Dad's New Corvette	Score: 5 Pieces of Debris
Nomination:	Blah Blah Blah 15:16, 13 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 9	Nom and For Blah Blah Blah 15:16, 13 April 2007 (UTC) Dig. A few minor changes and improvements, but overall, I like. --THINKER 17:37, 13 April 2007 (UTC) Melike Weasel 3689 22:19, 14 April 2007 (UTC) For but hasn't this been featured recently? --Dexter111344 20:14, 15 April 2007 (UTC) For. I like. --T.K.F. 21:52, 16 April 2007 For! ME LIKEY ARTICLE! FEATURE NOW! Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) For --Phantom Grammar 05:39, 17 April 2007 (UTC) FOR!!!!!!!!!!! 170.211.93.125 20:41, 17 April 2007 (UTC) Target found.Target=Corvette. Preparing warhead... ---Han Solo (Flame)< 21:56, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4	*shrug*. My parents had a Volvo. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:56, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Sorry, I'm just not feeling it.Ljlego 15:55, 15 April 2007 (UTC) UnFortunian. How many people have a Corvette, 560? The plan should be CAR, not CORVETTE-Gert5 Eh... Only men with tiny penises drive Corvettes Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:26, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Part of the humor of the article is that its being written as if to be aimed at kids who's dysfunctional fathers would go out and buy a Corvette. My parents didn't have cars period; still a good article. :) --THINKER 20:38, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

Celebrity Manufacture

Vote: Celebrity Manufacture	Score: 5
Nomination:
For Votes: 6	SNF----Winstanley1 11:17, 13 April 2007 (UTC) Watched this develop into a really decent article. Its cleaned up nicely, thanks in no small part to the all new industrial strength Brillo Pad, now with added Kablammo! -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 13:21, 14 April 2007 (UTC) I said I'd be for. And I am, despite you not cutting down on the fatty foods. It's your heart, I guess. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:23, 14 April 2007 (UTC) Much improved. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 20:13, 14 April 2007 (UTC) For. <3 the works of Winstanley. --T.K.F. 03:53, 15 April 2007 (UTC) For - I was just about to nominate it - David Gerard 22:13, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1	Hmm... not encyclopedic enough. --L 17:09, 13 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	I'll vote for if you: add cats and links. Oh, and cut down on the fatty foods. That's just good advice. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:55, 13 April 2007 (UTC) UnNews might work too. I like UnNews. It's all the news I want, without facts that get in the way. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:57, 13 April 2007 (UTC) I'll consider voting for it if its put into Uncyclopedia format, broken in to correct sections, catagories, See Also and working links added. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:15, 13 April 2007 (UTC) I added some sections and more links , I'm working on a see also section now. I don't think it really counts as UnNews as it doesn't really describe any current events, it's more like a magazine article but you can move it to UnNews if that'll help.--Winstanley1 22:29, 13 April 2007 (UTC) More like an UnNews special investigative report.. but I think its fine in article form. Still needs to be improved vastly; I'd recommend some pee. --THINKER 23:57, 13 April 2007 I've rewrittten it into encyclopeida format now. With links sections etc. --Winstanley1 11:30, 14 April 2007 (UTC) (UTC)

Bill Lawry

Vote: Bill Lawry	Score: 4 viewers loving the tension, drama, crowd and atmosphere,.
Nomination:	Marto 85
For Votes: 4	Self-Nom+For This is my first page, I worked on it on and off for a while and I hope it is up to VFH standard. :) --Marto 85 14:14, 9 April 2007 (UTC) For The Ashes! --Kenvalyi 14:06, 10 April 2007 (UTC) GOT 'IM, YES! The last ball, can you believe that?! Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 16:31, 11 April 2007 (UTC) For I loved it when I Pee reviewed it, so it is a MUST! <Insert unfunny cricket cliche that shows my stance to article> Ikabu 03:32, 13 April 2007 (UTC) For --Ilona06 02:37, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

Homing pigeon

Vote: Homing pigeon	Score: 7 attempted assassinations of the Pope
Nomination:	Zerotrousers
For Votes: 9	Nom+for Braydie's been working on this for a while now and I think he deserves some credit. Also, it's funny.--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 07:13, 9 April 2007 (UTC) For -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 07:32, 9 April 2007 (UTC) self for —Braydie 19:13, 10 April 2007 (UTC) For. It's a'ight.--T.K.F. 12:16, 11 April 2007 (UTC) For --Don alun 14:34, 11 April 2007 (UTC) Dig --THINKER 21:28, 11 April 2007 (UTC) For -- The Zombiebaron 21:59, 11 April 2007 (UTC) For Made me chuckle Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:56, 12 April 2007 (UTC) Fortunately, this article is funny, so I will vote for it. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 05:21, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2	L 11:39, 9 April 2007 (UTC) It looks like an article built to justify the (excellent) pictures. Not funny enough. Sorry. ~ 21:06, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Actually, this was something stupid I thought up one day in college after seeing a red link. REALLY stupid. Then I expanded it a little and added the Pope and pigeon with road map pictures after ICU with an account I made on the spot, but it was still stupid. Braydie made it into all kinds of awesome - check the edit history. So it wasn't just justifying the pictures, I just made a shitty article which Braydie rewrote and he should eat your brains now. Precious, precious brains. 80.42.24.244 23:28, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Scientists make a sheep-human hybrid, bestiality enthusiasts pleased

Vote: UnNews:Scientists make a sheep-human hybrid, bestiality enthusiasts pleased	Score: 10 % human sex slaves
Nomination:	TKF 19:38, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 11	Self-nom + For. This has been on Pee Review for a few days and got two very nice reviews, so I'm going to take a whack at nominating it --TKF 19:38, 7 April 2007 (UTC) For. On that note, good to see you here again, TKF. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 19:40, 7 April 2007 (UTC) For. --Medvedev (scream) 21:17, 7 April 2007 (UTC) For. --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 23:09, 7 April 2007 (UTC) For. -- » >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 09:04, 8 April 2007 (UTC) For. -- Because it was the first thing I've seen that made me laugh since visiting for the first time in months. Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 22:01, 10 April 2007 (UTC) For. -- Awesome article. Almost thought uncyclopedia was running out of funny articles until I found this (it's all I do for an hour an a half during second perion in school =P).Megamanfanx7 15:13, 11 April 2007 (UTC) For -- It's funny. What else needs to be said? --Ljlego 21:19, 11 April 2007 (UTC) For.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 22:43, 15 April 2007 (UTC) For beastiality and For this article too. --EMC [TALK] 23:22, 18 April 2007 (UTC) For. Have you any wool? goshzillacorrespondence 02:36, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1	Against. I guess other people see something in this I don't. Could have been a lot better. Rogpyvbc 04:18, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	I don't want to see this stagnating, come on people get out and vote! --T.K.F. 12:19, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

Sauce

Vote: Sauce	Score: 9 Maserati MC12s covered in sauce
Nomination:	Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 08:14, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 19	For - A very funny article from current WotM candidate So So. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 08:14, 22 March 2007 (UTC) For - David Gerard 12:18, 22 March 2007 (UTC) For. And here I thought it was going to be sexual. --Emmzee 12:57, 22 March 2007 (UTC) For with sauce on" 18:46, 22 March 2007 (UTC) /me puts on his "So So's Biggest Fan" shirt. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 22:40, 22 March 2007 (UTC) F☭R, 00:22, 23 March 2007 (UTC) For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 07:03, 23 March 2007 (UTC) For. Mmmm.... sauce solar penguinSquawk! penguin eggs 11:10, 24 March 2007 (UTC) For Sauce is Delicious!  Weasel 3689 17:36, 25 March 2007 (UTC) For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 00:06, 26 March 2007 (UTC) For. --Andorin Kato 02:53, 26 March 2007 (UTC) Wow. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 00:46, 27 March 2007 (UTC) For, saucy. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 19:36, 28 March 2007 (UTC) For. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  21:19, 30 March 2007 (UTC) For Fergus Fergusson 21:44, 11 April 2007 (UTC) Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 06:00, 12 April 2007 (UTC) For Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:12, 13 April 2007 (UTC) For Very nice coy remark. Why NOT sauce? 64.131.50.41 09:35, 16 April 2007 (UTC) *fills in the other .05 percent* I really like this article! And I like sauce too! User:Trar/sig3
Against Votes: 10	Sickens me. Not funny. What a pile of filth. Horrible. This is entertainment to you people? Pathetic. --EMC [TALK] 05:34, 31 March 2007 (UTC) NoNoNoNoNoNoNo Madretsma 23:48, 1 April 2007 (UTC) Against' Very funny except the Africa AIDs bit which is pathetic!Matt lobster 09:44, 6 April 2007 (UTC) Against - Not a fan of the formatting of the page. --Sir Judgement F@H UmP VFH {talk} 18:03, 8 April 2007 (UTC) Against --TKF 15:09, 9 April 2007 (UTC) Against. Sorry -- don't find it funny. -- Rei 02:00, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Nope. I'm not above toilet humor, but this seemed to be just a bit too much. This previous unsigned comment was made by User:Ljlego Against I like a lot of it, but the ambiguous kinda "beating around the bush" sex humor got old. (pun intended...get my point?) --THINKER 00:23, 17 April 2007 (UTC) --Kelpan 18:37, 18 April 2007 (UTC) Ikabu 09:05, 19 April 2007 (UTC) Against I got it, it just wasn't funny for me.--Serq fet 00:36, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Slightly Angry Comment. Come on, there's not that much dirty humor in the article! Two or three bits of innuendo, sure, but the majority of it's clean. And where exactly does it mention AIDS? I didn't catch that at all. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 22:59, 17 April 2007 (UTC) At one point this article was For: 14, Against: 0. Could this be the VFH page's GREATEST COMEBACK EVER?!?! --So So 02:15, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Google, Inc. Employee: "My Job Blows"; Apple, Inc. Employee: "My Job Sucks"

Vote: UnNews:Google, Inc. Employee: "My Job Blows"; Apple, Inc. Employee: "My Job Sucks"	Score: 13
Nomination:	—Braydie 15:59, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 17.5	self nom and for Well, it got a good review, so I thought I'd stick it on here. —Braydie 15:59, 21 March 2007 (UTC) Agree, especially since I made the good review. I think it's an excellent news article. The addition of the handcuffed person at the end is gold. - Enzo Aquarius 00:22, 22 March 2007 (UTC) Sure. EMC [TALK] 21:30, 22 March 2007 (UTC) Yes. We've featured a lot of UnNews recently, but UnNewses like this keep them from burning out. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 22:43, 22 March 2007 (UTC) Of course, the likeliness of a Google employee's job to suck is much higher than that of an Apple employee, but I won't hold that against the article.StopTalkingToMyself For!   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:14, 22 March 2007 (UTC) F☭R, 00:22, 23 March 2007 (UTC) For Fou-Lu 08:32, 23 March 2007 (UTC) Well, this is a lot better than most of the stuff on vfh right now, so ForShandon 15:27, 23 March 2007 (UTC) For GAMESPOT=666 20:05, 23 March 2007 (UTC) I absolutly refuse to say For on the grounds that it is redundant with the new system. Wait... 12:59, 25 March 2007 (UTC) For!! 209.244.31.36 23:21, 27 March 2007 (UTC) For, it was so entertaining, and I couldn't think of something to add. Catmaxy 22:45, 30 March 2007 (UTC) For Fergus Fergusson 21:40, 11 April 2007 (UTC) TINC. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 19:29, 6 April 2007 (UTC) Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 06:00, 12 April 2007 (UTC) For. Was just about to make an against comment about how I didn't get it either. Then I did, and it's funnier because of it.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:13, 18 April 2007 (UTC) For? --T.K.F. 00:01, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4.5	--Kelpan 18:54, 21 March 2007 (UTC) I don't get it. goshzillacorrespondence 14:56, 25 March 2007 (UTC) I won't say it's not funny, per se. I will say it's not Feature quality. 205.162.208.33 03:57, 28 March 2007 (UTC) MACS AND APPLE WILL SOON RULE THE WORLD, SO STOP TRYING TO FIGHT IT WITH ALL THESE STUPID ARTICLES!!! Unsigned. Plus, OTT? —Braydie 07:54, 5 April 2007 (UTC) Against If the above is true and Macs and Apple really soon rule the world then I don't think I can vote for this article. I'm too scared. Matt lobster 09:51, 6 April 2007 (UTC) Was disappointed that the article had so little to do with the title, and was just filled in with random first-person commentary. --So So 00:55, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

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Waltzing Matilda

	Score: 13 Troopers mounting thoroughbreds
Nomination:
For Votes: 14	Featured —rc (t) 08:47, 19 April 2007 (UTC) Nom And For! I like to think I'm funny. --El Zoof 03:10, 21 March 2007 (UTC) L 15:36, 21 March 2007 (UTC) For-- Meteshjj My bologna has a first name, it's O-P-R-A-H! Whoo!!! 22:18, 21 March 2007 (UTC) F☭R, 00:22, 23 March 2007 (UTC) For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 06:42, 23 March 2007 (UTC) For. I'm not Australian, but I play one on TV. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:53, 23 March 2007 (UTC) For. We Australians need something on the front page. Ikabu 09:22, 23 March 2007 (UTC) Kelpan 21:10, 26 March 2007 (UTC) For. Aussie, Aussie, Aussie! --Gijoel 16:28, 3 April 2007 (UTC) FOR So amazingly accurate Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) - KUN SEXY WH03:41, 4 April 2007 (UTC) --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 03:46, 7 April 2007 (UTC) For -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 19:37, 10 April 2007 (UTC) For. --Fergus Fergusson 21:38, 11 April 2007 (UTC) For. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 16:35, 12 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1	Against. I just don't find it accessible enough to be featured. Good for a quasi though.--T.K.F. 12:14, 11 April 2007 (UTC)

Slate industry in Wales

Vote: Slate industry in Wales	Score: 14 enthralling bits of Welsh slate info
Nomination:	Savethemooses 19:23, 15 April 2007 (PDT)
For Votes: 14	Featured —rc (t) 05:27, 18 April 2007 (UTC) Self-nom and for Holy crap. I totally forgot about ever writing this when all of a sudden it appeared in my watchlist. I read it and kinda liked it. So... yeah. Might as well nom it.-- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 02:54, 16 April 2007 (UTC) I laughed out loud. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 05:48, 16 April 2007 (UTC) I considered nominating this one when I read it some time ago. --So So 05:52, 16 April 2007 (UTC) This is my supporting vote Boring right? Exciting attempt #1: This is my EXPLODING CANARIES Vote--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 06:32, 16 April 2007 (UTC) For Gotta love that slate. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 11:56, 16 April 2007 (UTC) —Braydie 12:07, 16 April 2007 (UTC) This is a good article.--Nydas 17:55, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Boy, this reminds me of the boredom of studying similar subjects in Geography. In a good way. --Phantom Grammar 18:29, 16 April 2007 (UTC) For. Brilliant, although I may make the place names more Welshy, if that's okay. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  18:56, 16 April 2007 (UTC) For Be nice to see us boyos on the front page. Support Slate Labour (with some extra spit to add unique Welsh feel)! --Don alun 21:14, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Hmm. I Guess we already have a Top 3 Contender for April here. -- 21:26, 16 April 2007 (UTC) For - David Gerard 22:10, 17 April 2007 (UTC) For. StM strikes again. --T.K.F. 00:02, 18 April 2007 (UTC) For. I meant to nominate this before I got distracted by some damn thing.--Procopius 02:09, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
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