User talk:Gert5

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'Lo Gert[edit source]

Ohai, I just saw you were back. And here's me having nominated one of your articles for deletion - I just thought I'd pop over here and explain that it's nothing personal, I just totally didn't understand it. If you think I missed something good, pop a keep vote on VFD, and let me know what I'm missing out on, and if i see it, I'll happily change my vote. Don't want you to feel victimised on your return! (Nice to see you, by the way). --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:04, Feb 12

Shut up. >:( --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 16:14, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
No U. =D --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:25, Feb 12
You were my favorite Captain Rescue action figure!!! --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 16:29, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
And you were my favourite Gert. The other 4 were nothing compared to you. Seriously. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 17:11, Feb 12
*distinctive pause* DOUBLEMINT GUM!!!11 --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 17:19, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

Hey Gert[edit source]

Just wanted to check up on you, for some reason. I thought of giving you a feather in the cap thing if you ever come back. For any admins that see this, that was a joke! No, I'll do it. This guy went through a lot and still came back again and again.   Le Cejak <6:44 May 26, 2009>

Gimme dat thing! --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 09:23, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
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Feather in Your Cap Award

This person has done something very helpful for Uncyclopedia, and thus is deserving of a Feather in their Cap. Respect this person.


Enjoy! It's for dedicating three years to Uncyc, and for coming back. Don't make me look stupid giving this to you. Have fun!   Le Cejak <19:08 Jun 13, 2009>

Coming back approximately 74 times, that is. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 19:10, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
I approve of this award. I missed you, Gert! -RAHB 10:13, 24 June 2009 (UTC)
Woo, Rahb!   Le Cejak <14:08 Jun 24, 2009>

Gert5, welcome back![edit source]

My God, I thought you were dead! Anyway, the IC and Der Unwehr are having a widescale competition against each other. I'm sided with Der Unwehr (as explained here), and we now operate the Yoinxx store. Consider all usergroups owned by us. By the way, we, at Goa Tse Clan, are planning to revive the usergroups, including yours. Will you join the Goa Tse Clan? GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 11:11, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

SimCity game[edit source]

Hey, did you write Game:SimCity yourself? Did you know it's featured on the Korean Uncyclopedia? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 08:33, March 10, 2010 (UTC)


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VFS[edit source]

SAFPAS.png For your vote in VFS

and as promised last time
You have been awarded a Certificate guaranteeing you safe passage whilst inside those areas of Uncyclopedia under Zionist domination.
Certificate also redeemable for one (1) free bagel at your nearest grocery - simply print out and present
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Rabbi Techno

New sports index[edit source]

I love it--We have needed a service like this for the months I've been in UnNews, and probably much longer. Please go to UnNews:Newsroom, read my thoughts, and comment. Spıke ¬ 01:17 26-Jul-10

No homo[edit source]

I hope you didn't take my "Let us bow our heads in prayer..." section in the Newsroom the wrong way. I was just going with what came to me when I read the Elictric Company comment. Very funny. Cheers! Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 23:15, July 28, 2010 (UTC)

Gert, including the creation time in the listings is nerdy. The site is worldwide and I don't care who stays up late. Can the result-set simply use creation date? Spıke ¬ 12:56 29-Jul-10
Nooooooo. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 12:57, July 29, 2010 (UTC)

Your IP[edit source]

So uh, do you have a static or dynamic IP? -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 16:48, July 30, 2010 (UTC)

No clue. I just did an edit on Evan Almighty from my Nokia X6 touch phone. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 16:50, July 30, 2010 (UTC)
I have that phone. —PECKERHEAD WHORE MafiaHatBlack.gif Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [21:39 7 August 2010]


Template:InlineMedia[edit source]

Okay, Mordillo did an UnNews Audio today whose name does not begin with "UnNews--". I can read the documentation and I think I can read the source code, but I cannot come up with an invocation of this template (for the start of the Synopsis in {{Second Lead}}) that results in a link to the audio. Please show me how and align the documentation with the code. Spıke ¬ 22:43 12-Aug-10

Am having more trouble with it again today, on (Gnome-speakernotes.png listen), which wants to go into {{Third Lead}} but acts as though the mp3 doesn't exist, as it does in this paragraph. I've looked at the code again, and still see nothing unusual. Can you trace this? Apologies in advance if it's just a stupid typo. Spıke ¬ 13:00 20-Aug-10

No. Fucking. Way![edit source]

You only went and got a feature Gert! Awesome! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:42, Aug 20

Congratulations! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
*grumble grumble UU can't even get apostrophes in the right place grumble grumble* —PECKERHEAD WHORE MafiaHatBlack.gif Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [11:17 20 August 2010]
And this is on this page why? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:24, Aug 20

early dance[edit source]

It's about 8:00 am where I live. So here's the dance:

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So goodbye, and good morning. Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy.gif Dance.gif

Noob Alert[edit source]

Hi! I just wandered over from wikiHow~ heard you were giving away $5? I'm such a noob, I can't find the chat window here! Help!(bring the cash, though...)