User:David Gerard

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Foolitzer Prize Award Foolitzer Prize Winner January 2007

This site optimised for Safari on my Mac quad-Core IV with thirty-inch cinema display,
not your poxy virus-riddled PC. So don't even bother.
You Leengux-using communists in particular can just fuck off.

Too much Wikipedia explodes your head. But I got Writer Of The Month for January 2006, so my ego got large enough to pull Mars out of its orbit. I could try Unicyclopedia next or something.

YUO ARE A ROUGE ADMNIN ON UNCYLCOPDEIA. My master plan is to get the sysop bit on every MediaWiki installation in the world.

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edit Stuff what I wrote

Or started, or wrote a substantial chunk of. Front-page features are in bold; current nominees are in italics and you should vote for them IMMEDIATELY.

/Ideas are for anyone's use if I don't get there first. /Draft is what it says. /Rubbish is my subpage for life's little failures. /David Gerard is the un-article someone wrote on me. Goodness!

edit Articles

Don't you wish you were a bishop too?

edit UnNews

What about a nice cup of tea and a sit down?

I spent December 2006 in bed ill, so churned out UnNews like a man in fever delirium (which I was). This got me nominated for the Foolitzer, which meant I had to turn out an article a day for all of January 2007. NOW THE WHOLE WORLD IS LOOKING LIKE FAKE NEWS. BECAUSE IT IS.

I then spent about three years writing these things roughly one a day for my own fake news site, NewsTechnica — tell all your friends! I've stopped now because I keep just wanting to rerun old articles that are relevant again, because the "news cycle" is called that for a reason.

edit Pre-Dec 2006

edit Dec 2006

edit Jan 2007

edit Feb-Mar 2007

edit April-July 2007

edit August-December 2007

edit January-June 2008

edit July 2008 on

edit GIMP abuse

GIMP 0.0.1, running under xterm.

This is stuff I mangled together myself, not just things I appropriated as-is as fair use under US law for purposes of satirical or political commentary. Although most of the sources are covered under that.

edit Awards

Writer of the Month Award Writer of the Month January 2006
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 The Burninator!

This User is hereby cited for extreme diligence
in the deletion of crap. Fear them.
Go do Special:Newpages patrol. I do believe there's more crap there than on Wikipedia newpages.
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Caternest.jpg You have been cited in Uncyclopedian Bios.
Apparently you are "notable".
Don't ask me why; I think you're lame.
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and knows how to spell.
(British Uncyclopedians)
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Ninjase.cx Ninjastar
I award you this Ninjase.cx Ninjastar for your total disregard
of good taste that is required to produce for your work.
You are my hero. –Dawg


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