User talk:David Gerard

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And welcome to the New Uncyclopedia! We're happy to have you, whoever you are! ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png Mon, Jan 7 '13 17:22 (UTC)

Welcome back David! Glad to know you're not dead, yet! -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:26, 8 January 2013 (UTC)
I'm old and boring, which is pretty close - David Gerard (talk) 19:46, 8 January 2013 (UTC)
You used to just be boring. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:26, 8 January 2013 (UTC)
Sancti EXCREMENTUM! I haven't seen you since you were starting quarterback of the Jacksonville Jaguars!--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 03:10, 9 January 2013 (UTC)
Oh, good fucking Lord, it's like I've fallen through a timewarp into the mystical ancient era of 2006. I'll have separate camera, MP3 player and phone next - David Gerard (talk) 07:26, 9 January 2013 (UTC)
What's a "camera". ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png Wed, Jan 9 '13 13:39 (UTC)
The "flash your tits drunk" function in your phone - David Gerard (talk) 20:59, 9 January 2013 (UTC)


I'm a wikipedian. This is relevant because I was the one who set up the mediawiki here and I did it like wikipedia because I was used to wikipedia and now we have a w in the scriptpath like wikipedia even though wikia doesn't use a w for that because they're too cool for a w. Unlike wikipedia.

But seriously, fullurls need to also have a w added so they're //, which makes things really fun. Bizzeebeever is working on a script to go through and fix everything, but it might take awhile especially on account of him working entirely from a library at the moment on account of having no internet, and fixing the important stuff in the meantime is definitely useful, so thank you.

I understand {{fullurl}} might work too, so if you know how to use that it would be even better, but that's less of an issue. -— Lyrithya 16:17, 16 January 2013 (UTC)

gah! Fixed. See, this is why I flagged it in the buglist for someone who knows wtf they're doing to look at ... - David Gerard (talk) 16:31, 16 January 2013 (UTC)
Thanks bunches. And now you know what you're doing too! Hopefully it shouldn't matter soon, though. -— Lyrithya 16:44, 16 January 2013 (UTC)


Hi. :D  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 16:44 4.02.13

Very hi![edit]

Thanks for the vote first of all, and I've missed you as the writer of Blind Lemon Kraftwerk, which made me laugh in some serious way. Otherwise, I don't know much about you - but if you want to collaborate on something just give me a shout. Also, if you dislike article collaborations, let me know if you want to start with a... well, it's a long story but have a look at User:Multiliteralist/SoS. The way I outline it is a bit stiff but if you have a look at the Dylan/Whales series you see what I'm driving at. Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 17:57, 14 April 2013 (UTC)

I wrote up User:David Gerard/Draft and User:David Gerard/Ideas years ago, haven't touched it and probably won't. Feel free to ransack - David Gerard (talk) 12:00, 16 April 2013 (UTC)
Well, I was hoping for somewhat more involved collaboration but on the other hand, I'm now a bit written out myself. I'll keep you in mind for the future; maybe some day we'll hit a common creative period. By the way, Stupid Bomb is something I've also thought of - as opposed to Smart Bomb found in many games. I guess you got it the same way? My name for it was Daft Bomb, though, and it's a game weapon that kills one's friends instead of enemies. Not worth an article but could be used somewhere. Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 08:04, 17 April 2013 (UTC)

Issue thingy[edit]

Hi, I was wondering if you could get in touch with me via the email system. Need some advice. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png Sun, Mar 16 '14 3:40 (UTC)

Re-feature queue[edit]

If you want, you can go to Uncyclopedia:Re-feature queue/Nominate and pick one featured article that you wrote to be re-featured. You can also pick three features written by someone else to re-feature. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:45, 17 November 2014 (UTC)