User:David Gerard/Rubbish
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Half-ideas, VFD victims and other such. Sigh.
Bad Metal[edit | edit source]
- Eaten by a grue.
Unspeakable grunt and twiddle. A lot of the world's bad metal comes from classical musicians unable to find work in orchestras. Conservatories train far more musicians than there will ever be paid work for. Those who can't find a cushy national or radio orchestra job are let loose on the countryside, and cause musical ecological destruction like the trained music-killing machines they are. *widdlywiddlywiddlywiddly* "GRUNT GRUNT GRUNT GRUNT" *widdlywiddlywiddlywiddly* "GRUNT GRUNT GRUNT GRUNT"
All rock music sub-genres decay into prog rock, which keeps the musicians out of harm's way to some extent. Music's greatest enemy: musicians.