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This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.

  • If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
  • In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
  • It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.

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Notes for posting:

  • VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
  • Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
  • Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
  • Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
  • Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
  • List redirects using {{redirect}}, e.g. {{redirect|Stupid page}}.
  • If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with '''Old version(s) of this image:''' for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line).
  • Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
  • To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:Image:p0rn.png]]
  • If you are neither an administrator nor a designated poopsmith, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Notes for Administrators:

The QVFD process
  • Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
  • Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
  • If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.
  • When you are done, place {{QVFD checked}} at the top of the box.

How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):


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Today's date is September 22. If a header does not already exist for this day, please create one. If this day does not exist, don't bother.


September 22

The Ten Original Plagues of Egypt — Related to the below file: useless, humorless, possible vandalism.
File:Ten plagues.jpg — Useless, unused, no humor, possible vandalism. WTF!
Rozgraniczenia Spośród Polskiej Możliwości Idealnie Znajdują W Biedy Konsorcjów. — Usual Polish spam - Part II
Przeważnie Gramy Bariery Bramki Ogrodzenia Schody Meble Formy Silne Tudzież Zawołane łaski ślusarskie. — Usual Polish spam - Part I
Isjdj — Quite empty, author's requested deletion
Group X — Vandalism
Criador De Bulldog Frances — does any spammer know how to speak english?
Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaelehueehaiiollaihaihoohiagaheiioahs — Redirect created by me but unnecessary. Checking on Google, this seems to be a fantasy by article's author (see article).
LorindaHembree113 — Stupid vandalism.
OpenOffice — WTF, nope.
List of animals that don't exist, but shouldList of articles that exist, but shouldn't. Honestly, too short and lacks of humor.
Great Paige-Denim Coats Concepts That You Could Employ These Days — Ralph Laurel & Hardy spam
OOXX — Spam, the porn film director is back
Excellent Weight-loss Stefano-Ricci Shirt Pointers — Spam, as usual
Rozgraniczenia Bieżące Zrobione Sa Ze Wysoko Udokumentowanych Substytutów Co Zezwala Iz Chociażby W Losu Pekniecia Nie Powstaja Klujace Zaś Takze Stożkowe Zakonczenia Które Zdolalyby Byc Niezdrowe Gwoli Zwierzat. — Usual spam in Polish, searching for the longest title ever. By now is record.
Dismiss — Abandoned (and alone again, naturally) stub: single edit by noob user, construction time was over 2 days ago and, IMHO, lacks of humor. Btw, if you think it has a chance, feel free to remove my qvfd tag from premises and save it ;-)
Takie Drzewa Planowo ścinane Godnie Się Dają Na Efekt Tamtego Zarobione Spośród Nich łatwowierne Rozgraniczenia Wybrną Przemienić Nieogarnione Oddzielenia. — usual spam to remove from premises
Na Tegoż Gatunku Przepierzenia Podsuwa Się Taki Przedmiot Kiedy śmietniki Z Plecionki Tkanej Nasmarowanej PVC Czyżby Powłoką Spośród Syntetyku. — spam
Odgrodzenia Oraz Żywopłoty Prostoduszna Mulda — spam
Drewno Spośród Recyklingu Stoi Wymyślnym Wyborem Pod BodĹşcem Dietetycznym Wielekroć Tudzież Fatalniejsza Edycją Niżeliby NabądĹş Nowychpółproduktów Do Krzep Przepierzenia. — Silly spam in Polish, as usual. I miss the one in Viet...
The homosexual agendaThere's a starman waiting in the sky. He's told us not to blow it,  cause he knows it's all worthwhile. He told me: remove this empty page from premises
Przekażmy - Nikt Nie Zakłada Ostatecznie Mordować Przegrodzenia. — spam in Polish language
Merica — Vandalism by Gipshot: empty gibberish
Action — Vandalism by Gipshot: empty gibberish
Underscore — Vandalism by Gipshot: empty gibberish
User:Gipshot — Vandalism to remove from premises
User talk:Jnkfp — spam: this time in Chinese, using his own talk. nice try :-)
My So-Called Life — text: Friends. Remove Chandler from premises :-P Empty page
Hello hello — Hell, no! Empty page
Bando dudu — is in French not English
Wiosenka Niniejsze Najwyborniejsza Epoka Na Zaprogramowanie Zbudowania Debiutanta Rozgraniczenia. — usual spam in Polish
Postępowe Natomiast Asertywne Rozgraniczenia Oraz Elewacje Białystok — usual spam in Polish
Who Watches This?! — spam: who removes this from premises? SRU, of course ;-D
Six Reasons People Laugh About Your Exxon Mobil Bill Paying Online — spam
7 Stunning Examples Of Beautiful Https: superpowerbros.com — spam
Greatest Low-cost Mattress In Vancouver BC Polyurethane Foam Which Is Basically. — spam
You Wanna Fight And Splash Females — spam
User:Adrian Reavill — spam
Rosehill School Wine — spam
Swimsuit Wetters — spam
Tarasowe Budmax Toruń Okna Zasłony Bramy Okrążenia — spam
User:MZR900 — spam?
User talk:Spam Allowing Unit — pointless gibberish
User:Spam Removal Unit Reloaded — pointless gibberish
User talk:Spam Removal Unit Reloaded — pointless gibberish
File:Micheal Rosne.jpg — spam
File:Nun-Legend 3000.jpg — spam
File:UgandanKnuckles.png — spam
El Posterior Cota De Reiki — idk
Michael Rosen — spam
Tyler, the creator — spam
User:LachlanNicolai — Spam?
User:HuFf SLUSh7264 — vandalism
I ACCIDENTELATY CREATED A MEME — spam (note: this article is a VFH candidate created by an user with 10 years of contribs)
Dich Vu Lam Bang Cap 3 — Usual SouthViet crappitalist spam to remove from premises
French Anger Mounts After Trump Says Paris Needs More Guns — Shitty spam to remove from premises
Adelaide Airport In 165 Million Upgrade — Shitty spam to remove from premises
France s CFDT Union Urges Air France Staff To Accept Pay Offer — Shitty spam to remove from premises
Roger Stone s Numerous Lies About Russia Wikileaks And The Trump Marketing Campaign from Nationwide Memo — Usual stupid spam to remove from premises
New Police Spending Figures Released — Usual stupid spam to remove from premises
User:Anti-angys — Trolling spam to remove from premises
The Reader — Empty page
Everything You Need To Know About Genuine Leather Belts — Remove Leatherface SPAM from premises
Information On Leather Belt Buckle Fashion Accessories — Remove Leatherface SPAM from premises
Cody Black - Leather Belt — Remove Leatherface SPAM from premises
Mens Leather Belts - The History Of Belts — SPAM
Cheap Do Not Forget Some Essential Suggestions For Your Skechers Basketball Shoes Sale Site — Spam
Holy Cow Angels Crosses And Papal Gear Fill Met Gala Red Carpet — Spam
The gay — spam/vandalism
Thinkism.org — spam
User:DennisLocklear7 — spam
Viuly: Decentralized Video Sharing Platform — spam, I removed text and title from premises.
What Is Currency Trading — yum spam
User:Social Network Are Shit — no... just no
Cheap Suggestions To Skechers Mules With Official Boutique — Spam.
10 Different Sites Like YouTube — wonder how it works (besides, it's a spam)..

Articles checked will be removed automatically as soon as the template is removed or the pages are huffed.

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