QuickVFD

Welcome to QVFD!

This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.

• If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
• In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
• It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.

Notes for posting

• VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
• Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
• Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
• Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
• Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
• If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with '''Old version(s) of this image:''' for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line).
• Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
• To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.

e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:File:p0rn.png]]

• If you not an administrator, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Notes for Administrators

• Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
• Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
• If you keep a page, please note why it was kept: (Stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.

How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages)

• Check all the new pages by anonymous users. They can't write worth crap write a lot of crap but it's usually not funny.
• Check Special:NewPages, a lot of the most recent stuff will be crap.
• Check Special:RecentChanges, especially the edits with the ! unpatrolled symbol.

QVFD articles

User:𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖞𝖈𝖑𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖎𝖉𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖈𝖐𝖔𝖋𝖎𝖙/sig — NO... ALSO NO
Template:BounceBox — ok what the fuck
File:Bed_Sheeran.png — uploader request (see talk page)
File:OPOSSUMMogus11.png — Burn it to ashes, along with the other OPOSSUMMogus files
Paraffin Bot testing gone wrong.
Template:User Sgn fucked up while adding a new language
File:Contaminated_H2O.mp3 — just for a second so i can reupload ok now it works -turb0
Killing_of_John_Pork — Far too short. - Give them a chance first -Lion
File:Yonkers.gif — TropicalPanther shit left behind image is in use (somehow) -alula
File:Uncyclopedia_logo_censored.png — this exists already well kinda but not really. the other one is a bit different -alula
User:Gergdown/woof_woof_bark_bark_bark — No longer needed - Ghergdown
Undictionary:Dibolous — Too short for ICU... you can tell it's too short cause the ICU would be 3x the size of the page
Template:User:OPOSSUM/OPOS (redirect) (delete) — Pointless redirect
Category:Sunday, February 15, 2026 — empty
Israhell — this... needs to go.
FlightGear
User:User:Soviet/FlightGear
File:Nazisrael symbol.png — Unused file Never mind, not anymore. -OPOSSUM (non-admin)
Pershing/Patton series — AI-slop
UnNews:Broccoli voted best vegetable ever, food critics revolt jfc -alula
File:User-OPOSSUM-Ascii.png — Unused file
Template:BounceBox/doc — this too
Template:BounceBox — ok this doesn't work
User:L10nM4st3r/botScript.js/QVFDTemplate — no longer required#
User talk:Vaporeon (redirect) (delete) — mistaken move
User:Vaporeon — mistaken move
Lined paper
Allahu akbar
Tipperary — Way too short and unfunny
UnTunes:We Will Ban You - all of these are too old for QVFD -alula
QVFD_this_article_please — ok
File:Random_Mailman.png — this has no [GUTS] friend! you must [ITEM TRADE] it your [HYPERLINK BLOCKED]
User:FloppyIsntDead/FloppyIsntDead — holy shit this is so much vanity
A_transcript_of_Bill_Wurtz's_"History_of_the_entire_world,_I_guess." — I'm assuming you want this gone too?
Why?:Is_there_a_monkey_in_my_fridge? — MK told me to ok enough of that -turb0
Floppyisntdead (redirect) (delete) — no
Frog family — my article. not funny and uninterested in developing
File:Big ass.jpeg — Unused not-quite NSFL image
Jane Doe — Is this an in-joke?
Škoda_Q-Cars — The final holdup of AI... surrender, losers!
File:Ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker.gif — ok I'm done with it, BURN IT!
FloppyIsntDead — too short for tag moved to userspace -gerg
Yuurienjoyer22 — You're supposed to be making this in your userspaces, making this in the mainspace is considered "vanity". moved to userspace -turb0
File:Forgive_english.jpg — unused
A bottle of ketchup — it sure does
Poshfoihsdfoisahdfoipashdflihsdjfhsljdfhajsfhjsalfhkasjfhsalkjdfhasjkdfh98wecfjiefje9ifj9fh98cefnh9fh029f8hc289e4fh29847ey8073r87431791389w7834897230943 (redirect) (delete) — 
Vegtables — this made me chuckle about how SHITTY it is
File:Enjoy_premium_cannabis_vaping.jpg — yeah
User:MK/Eevee — moved to mainspace, OBLITERATE this useless page!!!
HowTo:Drive_and_maintain_car_from_Eastern_Bloc (redirect) (delete) — these are ALL broken redirects
How_to_drive_and_maintain_car_from_Eastern_Bloc (redirect) (delete) — 
Trump_dance (redirect) (delete) — 
Marco_Arturo_Puente_Zozaya (redirect) (delete) — 
Marco_Arturo_Zozaya (redirect) (delete) — 
Marco_Zozaya (redirect) (delete) — 
Cinquain (redirect) (delete) — 
DOGE (redirect) (delete) — 
Autoshite (redirect) (delete) — 
Trash_recursion — waaay too short
Stright_Razor — reason to op Turb0 #40 billion: this would be deleted by now
Uncyclopedia:Hall_of_Shame/L10nM4st3r — nuh uh
User:Fish on skates/PIE!!! — cleaning out my userspace
User:Fish on skates/Specific Ocean — cleaning out my userspace
User:Fish on skates/Akiyama Mizuki — cleaning out my userspace
Heinz-Wolfgang Schnaufer ??????? -alula
Uncyclopedia:Moccasin snake (redirect) (delete) — madness? this is uncyclopedia
User:Moccasin snake (redirect) (delete) — lol. lmao, even
Zedinjena — Papers English please ICU'd by someone else (don't remember who) -alula
Marco Arturo — Vanity and patented nonsense 
File:Hemel_Hempstead_fuel_explosion_map.jpg — exists on commons under same name
Stepan_Bandera — Tell me this isn't a copy-pasted Wikipedia article Alright, it seems he took eighty percent of the page away. still sucks.
User:Turb0-Sunrise/sandbox — Testing
User:Turb0-Sunrise/sandbox — Testing, do not delete
Sombr — who the hell is this
File:BorisZapsCailloyu.jpg — unused file
Circumference — shorter than fisher price
User:Gammakid999/random story i made & User talk:Gammakid999/random story i made — author request
Template:User skype — this is unused, actually
User:Turb0-Sunrise/GOPATS — i don't care WHAT this breaks but i do -alula
User talk:EkoFan — what the fuck is this
User:Gergdown/Taylor Swift's "psy-op" AI proofs — Comedic timing
User:Fish on skates/lockout.js — never mind

DPL based list

Articles listed here will be removed automatically as soon as the template is removed or the pages are huffed.

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