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This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.

  • If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
  • In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
  • It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.


Notes for posting:

  • VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
  • Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
  • Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
  • Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
  • Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
  • List redirects using {{redirect}}, e.g. {{redirect|Stupid page}}.
  • If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with '''Old version(s) of this image:''' for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line).
  • Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
  • To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:Image:p0rn.png]]
  • If you are neither an administrator nor a designated poopsmith, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Notes for Administrators:

The QVFD process
  • Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
  • Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
  • If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.
  • When you are done, place {{QVFD checked}} at the top of the box.

How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):


Today's date is December 12. If a header does not already exist for this day, please create one. If this day does not exist, don't bother.

December 12

How One Can Lower Your Credit Card Debt — Usual Ralph Lauren & Hardy spam
Platinum Visa® Card: Low Curiosity APR Credit Card‎‎ — Usual Ralph Lauren & Hardy spam
2018 American Specific Credit Card Promotions You Should Not Ignore‎‎ — Usual Ralph Lauren & Hardy spam
Luxury perfume reviews information for 2016 — Usual Ralph Lauren & Hardy spam
Ariana GrandeVermont's copy-paste from Wikipedia (see here and compare to WP). What the Jimbo?!
2013 New Brunswick python attackVermont's copy-paste from Wikipedia (see here and compare to WP). What the fuck?!
Transgender pregencyVermont's copy-paste from Wikipedia (see here and compare to WP). What the hell?!
Battlefront 2 — Spam
Disputed territories — Humorless Wikipedia-stlye article (stub)
Geneva Convention — Blatant nonsense/vandalism
SACS DE STYLE Recommendations Everyone Can Be Helped By — usual spam
Do You Really Save Money On Energy Bills Reducing Electricity Consumption Only Short Term Savings — usual spam
User talk:Chills — Vandalism, indef-blocked user. I suggest to remove can edit talk page from premises.
User:JerilynSkurrie — Self-spam on UP: the new trend. Remove it from premises: the old cure :-D
User:RoseannaStretton — self-spam
Do You Really Save Money On Energy Bills Reducing Electricity Consumption Only Short Term Savings — usual spam
User:ShanelVanderpool — self-spam, user indef-blocked as spammer, remove vanity from premises
User:Micah0820551425 — self-spam, user indef-blocked as spammer, remove vanity from premises
Hidden title for privacy — childish vandalism
User:Tamela0412 (renewed request) — yes, spam. And the user was indef blocked
Create Your Own Computer: What To Look For In A Very Case — usual spam
Reeeeeeeeeee — vandalism
Scp — vandalism
Game:Tic Tac Toe/northwestx/southocom — vandalism
User talk: — vandalism
User:CallieThiel37 — spam
User:LatishaBloom — spam
User:MapleBaylor6 — spam
Uncyclopedia:VFH/porn — wtf?
User:ERQTory4129 — spam
Tendencyjną Instytucję W Okratowaniach Zawdzięczają Wyrazistym Barwom Zgodnej Hodowli Oraz Podlegle Niewystarczającej Nagrody. — spam
Restaurants In Montreal — spam
Kids Easter Recipes — spam
Japanese Shellfish — spam
Give Your Family The Best This Christmas With Morton 39;s Free Range Turkeys — spam
Frozen Yogurt Flavours — spam
Packaged Food In Slovenia - ReportsnReports — spam
Personal Blender: The Convenient Life Is Here... — spam
Gift Baskets For Women — spam
User:Tamela0412 — spam
Cleaning Soap Making Hoka One One For Sale Secrets — spam
Os 3 Melhores Exercícios Com Halteres Para Pernas — spam
Free Wi-Fi Hotspots — spam
Takie Ograniczenia Z Syntetyku Jednocześnie Nie Zaznają Pojemnie Niemniej Nie Są Przesadnie Waleczne. — not in English
User:CharlineBoucher — spam
Cannabis News Medication And Resources — spam
Cannabis - Medicine — spam
Do You Need A A — spam
What Makes Cannabis Medicine — spam
Making Drugs: Cannabis Infused Honey Tincture — spambot gibberish
User:Matthlock/Article about stuff - creator request
User:Matthlock/Article about stuff II - creator request
User:Matthlock/Article about stuff III - Creator requst

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