QuickVFD

Welcome to QVFD!

This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.

• If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
• In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
• It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.

Notes for posting

• VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
• Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
• Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
• Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
• Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
• If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with '''Old version(s) of this image:''' for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line).
• Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
• To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.

e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:File:p0rn.png]]

• If you not an administrator, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Notes for Administrators

• Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
• Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
• If you keep a page, please note why it was kept: (Stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.

How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages)

• Check all the new pages by anonymous users. They can't write worth crap write a lot of crap but it's usually not funny.
• Check Special:NewPages, a lot of the most recent stuff will be crap.
• Check Special:RecentChanges, especially the edits with the ! unpatrolled symbol.

QVFD articles

User:Ean/Inventors of the alphabet — requested by author
User:Hesuususueueuwowieoisjwshhahehehhenrytajwjsiwhengaihentainwiwiwjjwehtao - Useless redirect no this is actually really useful -alula
Category:7 November 2025 — unused
A story built one character at a time — oh god not another one
User:Turb0-Sunrise/The Hunt for Red Soxtober: A Bostonian's Diary — this aged well
Template:A/I — now useless
User:OPOSSUM/delete
Lamine yamal — big dick, like you, mister immense penis
Oviul Maruf — copypasted wikipedia article, i don't even need to search for it
File:Panthers, Rise. But sung by a 8 year old.mp3 — i really hope this isnt their actual voice. revision delete this shit, for the love of god. please. Seriously, it sounds like a younglings voice. it doesn't sound AI generated, and for the safety of its author, it should be wiped off of the servers, ASAP.
File:A woman who looks at something while looking at her phone.png — unused
File:17533427822599188829974256150200.jpg — the fuck is this unused file
Pug dance — what the fuck
Hitman1 gaming — no you
User:Gergdown/GCLTemplate — useless redirect
Category:Uncyclopedia screenshot (redirect) (delete) — empty category redirect
User:Gergdown/UnVoyage:Vancouver — unused, abandoned
User:Gergdown/Arr2 — useless
User:Gergdown/Gerg's CSS Lab/Template:Awards Revamp B/ — outlived its purpose
Chaos chaos — ah hell nah we have ip-craft deltarot now
File:Femina perversa.jpg — more crocottacruft
File:淑女.jpeg — crocottacruft
Uncyclopedia Hates Humor — when the ICU is longer than the article: (no but seriously leave it on the talkpage instead of an undeserved ICU)
UnNews:Scientists discover that concrete is edible — did they discover that leaving the blank template is bad?
UnNews:Scientists discover the potato god Potaculoues's fossil! — what in the fuck
Car Seat Headrest — run-of-the-mill bandcruft
AMD — this article is shit. shit is Wikipedia. wikipedia is founded by jimbo wales. jimbo wales is an asshole. assholes are most wikipedians. wikipedians use Wikipedia... in the ICUs -alula
Subpages of UnGames:Rock, Paper, Scissors, an inferior humor-less version of UnGames:Rock-paper-scissors. The main page can be kept as a redirect though.
File:UFA MAP.png — Unused file
Template:Dab (redirect) (delete) — useless once somebody gets rid of the one on Paradise Lost
Jan Mayen Royal Military — as the creator of this article, i'm gonna merge this into jan mayen (reason: it's better to have one unified article rather than having several articles nobody will care about)
Category:Onwards to Boston Music (redirect) (delete) — EVIL CATEGORY REDIRECT
Category:Onwards to Boston images (redirect) (delete) — EVIL redirect category
User:Gergdown/Gergpedia/Six Swan — okay i thought i was gonna be funny making fun out of brain rot but now my brain's hurting. please remove this oh god my brain actually hurts from reading this oh shit
Uncyclopedia:Hall of Shame/OPOSSUM — Just realized that I should only have 2.5 due to DaniPine3's contributions to the moccasins article.
User:Turb0-Sunrise/Featuredarticle — fuck
UnGames:Onwards to Boston/house2 — Should be deleted along with the rest of the OTB/BIB redirects.
UnGames:Onwards to Boston/bear — Deprecate!
User:Gergdown/bibcount — bible
User:Gergdown/sandbox/Actual Sandbox/Rules/Lol — useless redirect
UnGames:Onwards to Boston/Moccasinia — Redirects to a nonexistent page
User:Gergdown/Gregpedia/New page intro — useless
User:Gergdown/You Will Eat Ze Bugs — lived its purpose
Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD — I ought to do it eventually. no
Megumi fushigoro — Would be even less funny without the missing letters
The People's Republic of Cork — More countrycruft
Jon Ossoff
Big Nig — Why?
Sandy Cheeks Cock Vore — Ip craft
UnGames:Guess your race-African (redirect) (delete) — Deprecated redirect
Alula — More Alula slander
File:Chess 0o.png
File:Chess 0b.png — Wrong file format
User:Fish on skates/UnGames:Project Sekai — own user subpage
Chris R. — vanity
Uncyopedia (redirect) (delete) — useless
File:Untitled4 20251008075222.png — unused for almost a month
User:Soviet — Pointless redirect it does have a point -alula
The Dirty Brits — the fuck
Steve "THE HAIR" Harrington
Alexei Smirnoff: Our lord and savior from Stranger Things — SUCK! ICU'd by dani -alula
File:Yaznbook-logo.jpg — wait why has this been here for three damn months
Template:Uncord Message (redirect) (delete) — fuck
Uncord (redirect) (delete) — useless
Agharta — what the shit
Twix — good concept, hell i might take this over in userspace eventually
Kiub — most retarded shit i've seen in years
The boshin war — said a forbidden word (l*wkey)
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Tilly Norwood — page no longer exists
Codigo de hammurabi — what the actual fuck
File:Turb0Green.png — hack this up if i need it but i CSS'ed my way through
Tonks — euroipods, except it's just way unfunnier
The Lick — licked out of existance
Chiikawa — a fuck ass shit little shit article of shit and shit
Price fisher — like this
UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/PokemonBattle2/Turn1/Bag — useless [[Redirect]]
UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/PokemonBattle2/Turn1/Fight — useless redirect
UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/PokemonBattle2/Turn1 — Useless redirect
UnNews:INTERPOL issued red notice for notorious sex offender and mass murderer Hadush Kebatu — yet more unnews ip cruft
Amazing Rando — fails everything ever
UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/BATHROOMS10 — delete this, as well as everything else in VANS-BR/BATHROOMS(number) EXCEPT FOR VANS-BR/BATHROOMS1! we need that one. but delete the rest in the bathrooms space (so delete UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/BATHROOMS10, UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/BATHROOMS12,UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/BATHROOMS122,UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/BATHROOMS16, etc... until UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/BATHROOMS9f.)
Template:UnSignpost wrapper/spooky — fuck it ill do something else
UnGames:Escape from Ojai/Enter the Squaw Deer Marathon/50
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UnGames:Escape from Ojai/Enter the Squaw Deer Marathon/4
UnGames:Escape from Ojai/Enter the Squaw Deer Marathon/3
UnGames:Escape from Ojai/Enter the Squaw Deer Marathon/2
UnGames:Escape from Ojai/Enter the Squaw Deer Marathon/1 Every one of these pages from 1 to 50 is no longer needed
Goofy Holler Screams — listcruft
Petersaurus — good concept but yeah
Six seven — FUCK YOU!
Blitzkrieg Bop — no
Fnaf rape — Most retarded thing I've read in months
Is radish fruit or veggie — why do these keep coming back
Is sand soil — why does this exist again
Blogpost — not a blog
Nick Fuentes — vanitycruft same as below
Sabonis — vanitycruft not vanity -alula
UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/CarToCentralRock — creator request
UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/ColumbiaRiverLongview — CREATOR REQUEST
Ait-Ali — yeah
Forum:Last person to edit wins/Archive45 — archived far too soon
Cabbage (slur) — wtf have i created
UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR1 — useless now, replaced with VANS-BR/Begin
File:Cryptologswing.mp3 (redirect) (delete) — I'm useless redirect!
UnBooks:The Meme Gang — one line long and will probably be abandoned

DPL based list

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