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This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.

  • If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
  • In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
  • It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.

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Notes for posting:

  • VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
  • Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
  • Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
  • Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
  • Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
  • List redirects using {{redirect}}, e.g. {{redirect|Stupid page}}.
  • If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with '''Old version(s) of this image:''' for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line).
  • Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
  • To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:Image:p0rn.png]]
  • If you are neither an administrator nor a designated poopsmith, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Notes for Administrators:

The QVFD process
  • Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
  • Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
  • If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.
  • When you are done, place {{QVFD checked}} at the top of the box.

How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):


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Today's date is October 20. If a header does not already exist for this day, please create one. If this day does not exist, don't bother.


October 20

National Association for the Comedically Impaired — Humorless gibberish
Starbound (listed again) — Humorless gibberish
Category:Uncyclopedians part of the P.Diddy's Vote Or Die Gangsta Crew In South Park Colorado — Useless
Hemorrhoidus and Syphilidus — Gibberish, no humor (including the redirects Hemorrhoidus and Syphilidus)
DanTDM — wow... just wow
User:Syphilidus — two people
User:Hemorrhoidus — two people
Belerus — Gibberish by vandal, quite empty
UnNews:Louis c.k ejaculates in mouths of tied-up sex slaves — Gibberish by vandal
UnNews:Bill cosby responsible for holocaust, study finds — Gibberish by vandal
Meebs — Is this a meme that I don't understand (so, save the page), or the deletion request (see page text) is real?
Getting Into Good Shape Great Information For The Rag-And-Bone Pants Nutritious Shape — Usual spam
Dịch Vụ Là m Chá» ng Chỉ Tin Há»c Uy Tín ở Sóc Trăng — VietL33T spam
Beginner Guidebook To Get Online Living Off Dividends — Crappy spam...
The Silencing Of Conservative Journalism - An Interview With Stacy Washington - Episode 255 — Shitty spam, as usual
The Best 10 Locations For Libertarian News On The Internet — Steemit — Shitty spam, as usual
Alternate Options For Gmail YouTube More — Shitty spam, as usual
UnNews:OOF — Test page or vandalism
Are You Able To Generate Income With Steemit — Massive shit-spam to remove from premises
5 Video Sharing Alternatives To YouTube — Massive shit-spam to remove from premises
Meet Rebel Craft Media The WhipperCrafter Journal — Massive shit-spam to remove from premises
Journalism: Investigating The Truth — Massive shit-spam to remove from premises
Libertarian News Rights — Massive shit-spam to remove from premises
YouTube Alternatives For Gun Movies — Usual spam
View Pure: Another Secure Different To Youtube — Usual spam
Rebel Media Implodes — Usual spam
Viuly: Decentralized Video Sharing Platform — Usual spam
User:Dave PheneX/Hibbert — Uhm... Sounds like spam, even if it was blanked
Is Steemit The Facebook Killer — Spam, as usual
Hidden title for privacy — Sort of spam/attack page/whatever... In Portuguese. Does the Polish spammer changed language, as usual?
Starbound — Humorless gibberish
National Association for the Comedically Impaired — Humorless gibberish
Gargamel — Useless redirect created by the Disney vandal
Minnie Mouse — Useless redirect created by the Disney vandal Transformed in a valid redir
Lucy the Mouse — Humorless gibberish by a vandal that is filling the site with Wikipedian and Disney-related stubs

Articles checked will be removed automatically as soon as the template is removed or the pages are huffed.

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