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October 31: It's candy time!

The Bad Boys Club (season 1) ( talk | history | links) - NOT FUNNY
I'm going to beat your daughter senseless if you don't pay this ransom. First we'll cut off her fingers, one by one. Then her toes. We'll dig out her eyes with her own fingers, then stuff them down her throat. ( talk | history | links)
Your penis ( talk | history | links)
Bublin ( talk | history | links)
Animash ( talk | history | links)
Dodgeball Massacre of 1332 ( talk | history | links)
Sms ( talk | history | links)
Category:People who are old ( talk | history | links)
Undictionary:®ån∂oµ †¥πing ( talk | history | links)
Undictionary:Cha-Cha-Cha ( talk | history | links)
Miner Sixty-Niner ( talk | history | links)
User:Shabidoo/UnNews:Bad things have happened recently ( talk | history | links)

October 30: Riding a horse backwards SACK FULL OF WET COCKS Vandalism goes below.

RoboCop/FAQ‎ ( talk | history | links)
RoboCop/Troubleshooting ( talk | history | links)‎
RoboCop/Credits‎ ( talk | history | links) - All three became just, RoboCop --Nikau 01:18, October 31, 2011 (UTC)
Schmanakle ( talk | history | links)
User:Djwattsy101/2011 Formula One Season ( talk | history | links) - deleted before as it was a sock magnet, needs to be create protected.
Nick Swardson ( talk | history | links) - Meh.
Portal 2 ( talk | history | links)
James Barr ( talk | history | links) - ??????????????????????????????

October 29th - "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."

Doucha ( talk | history | links)
Richmond ( talk | history | links)
Crieff ( talk | history | links)
List of Internet phenomena ( talk | history | links) - got vfded, should be deleted - Please not this was created by a sysop. --The magical fairy... KittyKitty (t) (c) 
European Qualification of the 2006 Bloodbath World cup ( talk | history | links) - Salt this shit
User:Simsilikesims/Unscripts:Access Denied Error ( talk | history | links)
Cyrus john ( talk | history | links)
Politics and Government ( talk | history | links)
User talk:Jeackyxee1987 ( subject | history | links) - Spam
Talk:Transportation Security Administration estimates ( subject | history | links) - A shameless whoring of some fucking handbags
User talk:MrΝ9000 ( subject | history | links) - Vigilance. (This is not really MrN9000, it uses a greek N or something)
  I can welcome my own sockpuppets, darnit! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 02:25, 29 October 2011
File:Sexy lawn mower.jpg ( talk | history | links)

October 28th - So I'm lookin' at him like: "You prick, cock sucker. Who's the one, that hadda wine and dine dis fuckin' DUNCE. I'm not even in the front door and you're eatin' the bitch!"

Template:Sbtop/vandalismonwheels ( talk | history | links) - ????????????????????????????????????????????????
Nolan Roberts ( talk | history | links)
Phil Thompson Mr. Nosey ( talk | history | links)
Saltmen ( talk | history | links)
Qualification of the 2006 Bloodbath World cup ( talk | history | links) - This is not an article, this is random statistics
American Pie (movie) ( talk | history | links)
Mychonny ( talk | history | links)
Spongebob Squarepants Vs. Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! ( talk | history | links)
Popunders ( talk | history | links) - Would serve better on Illogicopedia
The International Council of Manhood, Ltd. ( talk | history | links)
The Owls are not what they seem ( talk | history | links)

October 27th - I'll tell ya a little story, alright? I'm comin' home with this...DISH-RAG WHORE the other night. And I'm not even in the front door, and my DOG is humpin' her leg and he's got his face in her snatch!

User:EpicAwesomeness/Jim Carrey ( talk | history | links)
Dandenong high school ( talk | history | links)
Jim Carrey ( talk | history | links) About to move my PLS entry to mainspace (finally remembered) and this little fucker's blocking the door.
Category:26 October 2011 ( talk | history | links)
Category:25 October 2011 ( talk | history | links)
Category:24 October 2011 ( talk | history | links)
Category:23 October 2011 ( talk | history | links)
Category:22 October 2011 ( talk | history | links)
Dick yogurt ( talk | history | links)
Halo ( talk | history | links) - Read the QVFD rules very very carefully. This isn't blatantly crappy, it isn't one or two lines long. It shouldn't be added here.   
--ChiefjusticeGameBoy 09:48, October 27, 2011 (UTC) 
Sandwitch ( talk | history | links)

October 26th - No.

Cum Bucket ( talk | history | links) - Almost
1988 ( talk | history | links)
Michael Carbery ( talk | history | links) - I saw this guy in the woods today

October 25th - I'll beeeee callin' you back, in an hour, BACK, get it?!

Venix ( talk | history | links)
Andybigfeet ( talk | history | links)
Gomeriaanse griep‎‎ ( talk | history | links)
Le coup du spaghetti ( talk | history | links)
User:Pikalovr ( talk | history | links) - Cyberbullying.
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/HowTo:Make a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich ( talk | history | links)
Colin sidley ( talk | history | links)

October 24: PONIES!!!!!

Enemy numbers ( talk | history | links)
Allison Harvard ( talk | history | links) - Cute
User talk:TheSlyFox/Navi ( subject | history | links) - Don't really need this.
Kerser ( talk | history | links) - vanity

October 23rd - I'm a Kitty

Forum:I will kill your fucking users ( talk | history | links) - .............................
Mertesacker ( talk | history | links)

October 22nd - LARGE COCKS

Joe is homo ( talk | history | links)
Cara Douglas ( talk | history | links)
BASE Jumping ( talk | history | links)
Knuckles the Echidna ( talk | history | links)
Bum crack ( talk | history | links) - ................
Dagedar codes ( talk | history | links)
Dagedar ( talk | history | links)
Bumcrack ( talk | history | links)
Game:On the Run/Look at robber ( talk | history | links)

October 21st - For some reason, all the dolls got the same name "Judy". You ever get a blowjob by a plastic doll? And then you POP her.

File:Apple with bite.gif ( talk | history | links)
Harold Straddlebeamer ( talk | history | links)
User talk:Shabidoo/Door handle ( subject | history | links) - since I'm moving it out of userspace, it will create an orphaned talkpage.
File:Muammar_Gaddafi_plays_chess.jpg ( talk | history | links) - A History of Failure
Category:18 October 2011 ( talk | history | links)
Category:17 October 2011 ( talk | history | links)
Boolean logic ( talk | history | links)
User:83.134.118.209 ( talk | history | links)
Asteroids ( talk | history | links)
Asteriod ( talk | history | links)
Boolean logic ( talk | history | links)
Gerber DeLeon-Perez ( talk | history | links)

October 20th - She spread eagle, I pinned her legs behind her head like Bugs fuckin' Bunny and plowed away.

Π ( talk | history | links)
Category:Billy Ray ( talk | history | links)
Roger hodgson ( talk | history | links)
JasonScolaro ( talk | history | links)
GIF Image ( talk | history | links) - not funny now, won't be funny tomorrow, it'll never be funny
User:Sloublues/The Socks ( talk | history | links) - just a redirect now
Italic ( talk | history | links)
Bold ( talk | history | links)
Southern Drawl ( talk | history | links)
Summer Holidays ( talk | history | links)
Rahat khan ( talk | history | links)
FLAMMABLE LICKS ASSHOLES FOR CASH ( talk | history | links)
Black Friday ( talk | history | links)
UnScripts:Speed Un:Revenge of the prolific writer ( talk | history | links)
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Claudia Liebner ( talk | history | links) - ????????????????????????
World of tanks ( talk | history | links)

October October 19th: ...

Miami Dolphins ( talk | history | links)
Gwynn ( talk | history | links)
John Key ( talk | history | links) - ChiefJusticeDS had deleted this article 2 times already. It Fails QA.
Essex ( talk | history | links) - Recreated deleted content.
Jodee blanco ( talk | history | links) - Abuse of WIP tag. There are no links anywhere.
Tzatziki ( talk | history | links)
User:Nikau/Intercontinental ballisti ( talk | history | links)
Johann picard ( talk | history | links) - Recreated deleted material
File:Niggerjoes.jpg ( talk | history | links)

October 18th is the date. Not October 17th, nor October 19th. Tis October 18th.

Skull of hands ( talk | history | links)
Cuckoldfart ( talk | history | links)
Pardeep ( talk | history | links)
Tickling ( talk | history | links)

October 17th - I hate Mondays.

Impa ( talk | history | links)
Torin ( talk | history | links)
Torin Hyland ( talk | history | links)
Suarez ( talk | history | links)
Homeslice ( talk | history | links)
David vardy ( talk | history | links) - Lovely.
Category:13 October 2011 ( talk | history | links)
Category:10 October 2011 ( talk | history | links)
Category:9 October 2011 ( talk | history | links)
Category:7 October 2011 ( talk | history | links)
Category:5 October 2011 ( talk | history | links)
Category:4 October 2011 ( talk | history | links)
Category:1 October 2011 ( talk | history | links)
Undictionary:Hoosier Daddy ( talk | history | links)
Parkway drive ( talk | history | links)

October 16th - In before Roman Dog Bird

Undictionary:Hoosier Daddy ( talk | history | links)
The Wanted Discography/Articles about stuff ( talk | history | links)
Shippensburg, Pennsylvania ( talk | history | links)
Lavender ( talk | history | links) - {{ICU}}
QR code ( talk | history | links) - {{WIP}}
User:68.45.205.248/TheMongaloidBrow ( talk | history | links)
UnNews:Team Rocket Captures Pikachu, Ash Commits Suicide ( talk | history | links)
User:Bizzeebeever/monobook.css ( talk | history | links) - unneeded test
User:Bizzeebeever/common.css ( talk | history | links) - unneeded test
Jerry springer ( talk | history | links)

October 15th - Do you know how many chicks Christopher Columbus fucked when he got here? You know how he GOT HERE, but you don't know the good shit!

Talk:Baggy Pants ( subject | history | links)
3DS ( talk | history | links)
Nintendo 3ds ( talk | history | links)
Jerry Springer Show ( talk | history | links)
Polio ( talk | history | links)
Ppl ( talk | history | links)
Peopel ( talk | history | links)
Person ( talk | history | links)
Population ( talk | history | links)
Regular People ( talk | history | links)
Classic Cylons ( talk | history | links)
Cylons ( talk | history | links)
Talk:HowTo:Make your Uncyclopedia article appear longer than it really is/unreadable ( )
I drink my own jizz ( talk | history | links) - not this again. PLEASE. - Currently on VFH, Zb
Uncyclopedia:VFH/I drink my own cum ( talk | history | links) - Just vote against it, Zb
I drink my own cum ( talk | history | links) - Lovely - its back again, pls protect the title. - Currently on VFH, Zb
HD 85512 b ( talk | history | links)
Family Show of Life ( talk | history | links)
Wheelchairs ( talk | history | links)

October 14 - All hail the new poopsmith!

Hancock ( talk | history | links)
Retinal migraine ( talk | history | links)
Prawnography ( talk | history | links)
Miss Duffy ( talk | history | links)
Dinkle tomcat ( talk | history | links)
Chestertonhighschool ( talk | history | links)
Mintrubbing ( talk | history | links)
Jared the crev turner ( talk | history | links)
User talk:Lovechongzi ( subject | history | links)
User:Lovechongzi ( talk | history | links)
Edis ( talk | history | links)

October 13th - WOULD YOU LIKE TO GET SOME O' DAT D'ERE, TI-BET, FOOD????

User:Mnid ( talk | history | links) - A link to a blocked user's userpage
Monopoly ( talk | history | links)
Adolfbinladen ( talk | history | links)
Bangs and gash ( talk | history | links)
Baggy fanny ( talk | history | links)
Wayne ronney ( talk | history | links) - He's not fat!
Man bear pig ( talk | history | links)
Talk:Minecraft ( subject | history | links)

October 12th - I fuck people who play golf.

Hot Air Balloons ( talk | history | links)
Writemail ( talk | history | links)
Michael Rosen ( talk | history | links)
We Are Not A Gang (Really) ( talk | history | links)

October 11th - Well, I, uhhh, subsequently have pebbles in my ass.

File:Grammar Nazi Logo.jpg ( talk | history | links) it's old; new version at File:Grammarnazilogo.png
UnDebate:is sociopathy a societal conspiracy theory ( talk | history | links)
Zmajolike kokoši ( talk | history | links) - I thought this was the English Uncyc...
Billy Smith ( talk | history | links) - vanity
Hero factory ( talk | history | links)
The Great Redneck Revolution ( talk | history | links) - ...

October 10th - I could go for a nice shit pie, and wash it down with a chocolate shit shake.

Made in Chelsea ( talk | history | links) - It's pants.
Tajikistan ( talk | history | links)
Arpad Gaal ( talk | history | links)
Arpad gaal ( talk | history | links)
Shortland Street ( talk | history | links) - The date headers are becoming weirder by the day :S

October 9th - You ever eat a chick with a mesquite flavored pussy?

File:Funeral.png ( talk | history | links) kill the old version please
Haven't seen for a while and I tell him touching o ( talk | history | links)
Category talk:Atheism ( subject | history | links) - ?????????????????????????????????
Perf ( talk | history | links)
Dhaka ( talk | history | links) - I, again found more deleted content recreated. So don't ban for doing this.
International Dress Like a Douchebag Day ( talk | history | links)
Bugs Bunny ( talk | history | links) - Recreated deleted conetent again.
L.O.L. ( talk | history | links)
Rawiri Kapa-Hakeney ( talk | history | links)
User talk:Titinizaijianmasarap ( subject | history | links) - Permabanned for uploading Child Porn
Talk:Please delete this page (subpages | subject | history | links) - ZB forgot to delete this. So I added it here.
The Nerd king ( talk | history | links)

October 8th - My new fantasy: I want someone to do the black man handshake on my prick.

Teenage induction ( talk | history | links)
File:264326 159805584093352 100001917338253 354316 7287602 n.jpg ( talk | history | links) - Nude children. Ban this freak.
Shadowjam ( talk | history | links)
Jamol jns ( talk | history | links)
Zaijian jaranilla ( talk | history | links)
Beslan Circus ( talk | history | links) - Normally someone would put an ICU tag on this but making fun of a hostage situation and lacking any sort of humor whatsoever just seems wrong
Near ( talk | history | links)
BMW ( talk | history | links) - More shit that keeps being recreated from an expired tag. PLEASE PROTECT IT
Lamborghini ( talk | history | links)
User:Teh Sheep Meep ( talk | history | links) - no

October 7th - Bette Midler shits Yodels, nobody believes me.

Chavland ( talk | history | links)
Tarp ( talk | history | links)
Frank Gehry ( talk | history | links) - what the -
Attempt to offer some information into how to purc ( talk | history | links) - O-M-G
Gsdes ( talk | history | links) whoops
Game:Run Your Own Store ( talk | history | links)
Bill Windows ( talk | history | links)
RIT ( talk | history | links) - Copy of article deleted because of expired tag.
Boomhaur ( talk | history | links)
Erectile disfunction ( talk | history | links)
User:Nikau/UnNews:President Obama 'hopeful' to avoid double-dip supernova ( talk | history | links) - mainspaced.

October 6th - My new chick works at Pizza Hut. Maybe later I'll stop and smell her pussy.

User:Xamralco/HowTo:Spell Potato ( talk | history | links) - Author request --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:24, October 7, 2011 (UTC)
2011 Formula One Season ( talk | history | links)
Makes no sense ( talk | history | links) - Vigilance.
Laurence Hayward ( talk | history | links)

October 5th - Boy, I'd love to fuck ya in the cunt, mouth and asshole

Vasco Rossi ( talk | history | links) -  making way for new article. Taken care of.
Chalupa ( talk | history | links)
.hack (series) ( talk | history | links)
I%20wnt%20anul%20secks%20wth%20Roman%20Dog%20Burd ( )
Tan chye neo ( talk | history | links) - Mum is dumb
I wnt anul secks wth Roman Dog Burd ( talk | history | links) - あら
Jacob corbett ( talk | history | links)
Thomas the tank engine ( talk | history | links)
Ben herdan ( talk | history | links) - Cyberbullin'
User talk:Mnid ( subject | history | links) - Vigilance.
The effect of hamsters on society ( talk | history | links) {{WIP}}
Rotten kid theorem ( talk | history | links) - redirect to userspace
Paul Denk ( talk | history | links)
The Mysteries of Alfred Hedgehog ( talk | history | links)
User:Shabidoo/asdf ( talk | history | links)

October 4th - Every zombie nightmare I have, I'm naked at a hockey game!

Alphonso Von Clockstein ( talk | history | links)
User:ExiledNonciclopedia/sandbox ( talk | history | links)
HowTo:Write in annoying bold red text and piss everyone off ( talk | history | links)
Les Paul ( talk | history | links)
Padraig Keating ( talk | history | links)
LSU ( talk | history | links)
Arkansas razorbacks ( talk | history | links)
Minecraft pig ( talk | history | links)
Types of geeks ( talk | history | links) - Forget about the ICU, it was written by a guy who created much of the above pages
Eternal Rage ( talk | history | links)
Minecraft cow ( talk | history | links) 
Jack Wilshere ( talk | history | links)
Stab ( talk | history | links)]
Infosys ( talk | history | links)
October 3rd ( talk | history | links)
Distaster Movies ( talk | history | links) - ICU

October 3: This statement is false

User:Xamralco/Schist ( talk | history | links) - Author request --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:10, October 3, 2011 (UTC)
User:Xamralco/HowTo:Be unfunny ( talk | history | links) - Author request --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:59, October 3, 2011 (UTC)
Dawg ( talk | history | links)
European Union ( talk | history | links)
User:Mattsnow/HowTo:Snowboard ( talk | history | links) - Won't need it anymore, although you may like the pic that's on there.
Alan feehely ( talk | history | links)
Everton Football Club Fans ( talk | history | links) - I'd like to say this is recreated crap, but they didn't even bother to copypasta it...
Battlefield bad company 2 ( talk | history | links)
User:Sog1970/Bez ( talk | history | links)
User:Steven55 ( talk | history | links)
Snokoplasm ( talk | history | links)
Bad Boys Club ( talk | history | links) - another recreate
User:Frosty/IP ( talk | history | links) - Vigilance.
User:Frosty/Anuswax ( talk | history | links) - Doing a userspace cleanup. I don't wish to be associated with this any longer.
User:Frosty/Random Establishment ( talk | history | links) - Vigilance.
User:Frosty/Random Username ( talk | history | links) - Vigilance.
User:Frosty/random story ( talk | history | links) - Vigilance.
Talk:Moldova ( subject | history | links) - wtf

October 2: I'm a rubber chicken

Bonobo monkey ( talk | history | links)
User:Lollipop/About Me ( talk | history | links) - User request. --RARR! PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK)  - updated on 2 October 2011, at 18:18  
File:Samus.jpg ( talk | history | links)
Azumanga Daioh ( talk | history | links) - FFW recreated content.
Flunitrazepam ( talk | history | links)
Mongrel mob ( talk | history | links)
Andrew cheung ( talk | history | links)
Fernando arevalo ( talk | history | links)
B.M.W ( talk | history | links) - Recreation of deleted material
Indiana Jones and the Typical University-level Dig ( talk | history | links)
File:Pikapika.gif ( talk | history | links)
Worst 100 Future Disasters You Can't Do Anything About ( talk | history | links) - (How come nobody made an article about ME being gay--I'm not really, but that's beside the point...)
Regular Show ( talk | history | links) - redirect to userspace
Talk:Nina Hartley ( subject | history | links)
RAHB is GAY ( talk | history | links)
User talk:74.55.82.154 ( subject | history | links) - Vigilance.
Lollipop is gay ( talk | history | links)
Thekillerfroggy is gay ( talk | history | links)
Frosty is gay ( talk | history | links) - *yawn*
MadMax is gay ( talk | history | links)
Olipro is gay ( talk | history | links)
Mhaille is gay ( talk | history | links)
Zombiebaron is gay ( talk | history | links)
RAHB is gay ( talk | history | links)
ChiefjusticeDS is gay ( talk | history | links)
Roman Dog Bird is gay ( talk | history | links)

October 1: Johann Sebastian Bach, I've always loved you.

Talk:Moldova ( subject | history | links) - poop poop pooop
Nina Hartley ( talk | history | links) - poop
Birmingham v Reading: FA Cup final 2006 ( talk | history | links) - no
Quota ( talk | history | links)
Cheddar ( talk | history | links) - Hahahaha!!! OMG!!!
Roofies ( talk | history | links)
Talk:Roofies ( subject | history | links)
House of Anubis ( talk | history | links)
North Korea is Best Korea! ( talk | history | links)
Ringleader ( talk | history | links)
Real-Time Strategy ( talk | history | links)
William ShatHisPants ( talk | history | links)
Sidharth johar ( talk | history | links) - Blatent vanity
File:Blue Balls go bye bye.gif ( talk | history | links)
HowTo:Form a Progressive Rock Band ( talk | history | links)


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