User talk:The fatgoat

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Welcome![edit source]

Hello, The fatgoat, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome!  goshzillacorrespondence 18:56, 21 February 2007 (UTC)!

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WIP move notice of Unicellular Organisms[edit source]

Hey, your article that was called Unicellular Organisms has been moved to User:The fatgoat/Unicellular Organisms for further development. Feel free to move it back when you have done. Oh, and if you want to reply to this, please reply on my talk page (I do so many of these, I don't get to check them all). Thanks. —Braydie 22:50, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

Sig[edit source]

Hey, you sig seems to be spilling code. In the nicknames box you need to put "{{SUBST:nosubst|User:The fatgoat/sig}}". Without the ""s. If User:The fatgoat/sig is not where you keep your sig file, replace if appropriate. Then cross the Raw signatures box. If you need any more help ask me on my talk page. —Braydie 21:24, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

Yes! It works! Thanks. -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 21:29, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
Great. :) (I was checking back to see if I had instructed you properly, nice and quick with the response :D ) —Braydie 21:31, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

Ta.[edit source]

120px-Olivin Zahnstein.jpg Thanks for voting for Uluru on VFH. Here's a rock. 120px-Olivin Zahnstein.jpg
And a second one. Don't you feel special?

--El Zoof 08:00, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

Yay rock! -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 08:04, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

Help[edit source]

I am in need of help. I need to know what content you are allowed to create articles on and what you're not. (Since it's different to so called mighty wikipedia). Molag bal 16:53, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

Well, you can create articles on almost anything, except for things that have already been written about. It's probably best to see this for a guide on what not to write about. -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 16:58, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

Death Camps[edit source]

I at first came to your user page to let you know that I reviewed ROFLWAFFLES, but then I read your death camp article and just had to let you know that it was the most warped, twisted, evil, and yet strangely, horribly amusing things I've ever seen. I'm torn between congragulating you on writing this horriffically entertaining masterpeice or vandalizing your user page for daring to actually write something so offensive. I guess I'll just do neither...anyway, on to what I originally came here to say: I reviewed ROFLWAFFLES. --THE 22:27, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

I'm a professional at that, I'm told. -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 19:06, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

You are in a bad mood, ain't you?[edit source]

I was just waiting to see if you would vote for or against B&W Man. By the way, thank you, it's better having an against vote than seeing you article being ignored. -- herr doktor needsApistol Rocket.gif [scream!] 17:20, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Does that mean you were watching me? -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 20:46, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
I've been watching VFH and I saw you voting against almost everything, just it. -- herr doktor needsApistol Rocket.gif [scream!] 20:48, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
I noticed the same thing as NeedABrain, how come you shoot down everything? And by everything, I mean my article. I don't care about the rest. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:36, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
I don't remember voting against that article... -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 22:05, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
Wow, that's.....kinda creepy.......sleep denying? P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:35, 12 May 2007 (UTC)
Maybe... I dunno... it looks sort of familiar. -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 05:40, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

Déjà vu[edit source]

Thanks for your contribs  :) 90% of the edits there are people who just take the article and cut&paste it a few times, so it's nice to see someone making useful changes. -- Rei 17:33, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks[edit source]

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Weasel3689 would like to thank you for
Lord of the Flies.

Remember:
Weasels Rule!
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Squeak! Weasel 3689PS3 and F@H Pwn! Viva Colombia! 05:57, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

Global Cooling[edit source]

180px-The Earth seen from Apollo 17-white.jpg In recognition of your contribution toward maintaining a humourous atmosphere on Uncyclopedia.

Thank you for keeping Uncyclopedia cool.

- Slithy Tove 06:44, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks[edit source]

HEIL LJLEGO!
Nazi Swastika.svg Thanks for voting FOR Nazi in VFH. It's good to know where your priorities lie /me steps back and calls the police. Nazi Swastika.svg

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:26, 12 June 2007 (UTC)

thanks[edit source]

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User:THE...
...could not think of a creative "thank you" template for voting for HowTo:Turn Your Computer On. But thanks for voting anyway.

--THE 12:26, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

Vulva[edit source]

Thanks (well, sort of) for your vote... anything in particular you didn't like about the article? If you can think of some way to improve it, please let me know! I don't think it's anything even remotely resembling perfect, so any constructive criticism would be great! --El Zoof 21:48, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

Eh, I just don't really like sexual articles that much. They seem too overdone. -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 21:54, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
Not trying to be rude (I manage that without trying, usually) but did you read the article, or is your abhorrence more directed to the title? If you honestly don't like the article because of it's sexual content, fair enough; I'm just a needy, picky bastard who seeks what little comfort I can from the meaningless admiration of my so-called peers. :) --El Zoof 00:27, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
I did read the article -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 00:31, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
Apologies. Hope you find some of my other stuff entertaining! :) --El Zoof 04:30, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

THANK'D!![edit source]

Much appreciated!!! :) --THINKER 06:19, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

A slightly belated thank you[edit source]

-- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  19:09, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

Belated Thanks![edit source]

I'm not really good on making banners, so here's a little gift for voting for A Visit with your Psychopathic Grandmother:

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Thanks!--Mr.Vib 02:39, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks Man[edit source]

I'd like to think you for re-writing Fyodor Dostoevsky. I wrote that when I was a noob and it's been a stain on my record ever since, and I've always been too lazy to rework it. Thanks for making so deserving a topic a worthy page. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 23:51, 23 July 2007 (UTC)

Congradulations on your Article[edit source]

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Rejoice, The fatgoat! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.


For the article Paul Hindemith, Which I reviewed. Congrats!!! --NXWave 11:16, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks[edit source]

WARNING!
Since you voted for Blue Screen of Death on VFH, your user talk page has encountered a fatal addition of a template.
To correct this problem, you must either:
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SRXT. 23/08 06.53pm

All hail![edit source]

--The Acceptable Thinking cap small.png Cainad Sacred Chao.png (Fnord) 09:40, 25 August 2007 (UTC)

UN:PR[edit source]

Hey, dude. I read your reviews, Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Otto Weininger(rewrite) and Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Why?Knot?. They were very, very, very short and lame. If you don't have anything to say, good or bad, don't review it. If you don't have any advice to give, don't review it. If you don't want to read an article, don't review it. It's obvious from these two reviews that you don't take pee review seriously and that you probably didn't even read the articles you reviewed, much to the annoyance of the writers. Please just don't review anything again, or check with me or MrN9000 before you do. It's that simple.   Le Cejak <Apr 12, 2008 [6:03]>

Award from UN:REQ[edit source]

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This user created The Great Collapsing Hrung Disaster, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!
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MadMax 19:19, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

Yes! An award! =D -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 16:43, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
You know, you have a nice sig. Though I have no idea how this comment fits in with the section. zhelel 04:25 December 17