User:Squiggle/Awards

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THE BEST ONES[edit]

While all of my awards are my adorable little baby-muffins who I will love forever, these are the ones that hold a special place in my heart: Squeezed in right between my left ventricle and my septum.
Writer of the Month Award Writer of the Month November 2006

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Author of the Month UnBooks Author of the Month June 2007

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User-Made Awards[edit]

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Many thanks for voting for me as Writerie of ThE Ear. These things mean a lot to me.

Indeed, I recall the words of my old dad, who said:

Son, writing is just like shooting. You aim, you shoot, you watch the rodent explode and then you wander home with a strange feeling of regret. And you know what? ... He was totally wrong.
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Sir Cornbread has done awarded you a whole plate of cornbread fo shizzle! You should feel really special. Now, go get some pork chops and fried chicken, and have yo' self a nice home cooked meal. --Sir Cornbread


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Thank you for supporting my image on the VFP
In Soviet Russia, Image supports YOU!!''
You Are A True Comrade
~Premier Tom Mayfair

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Hey, congratulations!!!
For voting in favor of Uncyclopedia for Dummies at VFH, DiZ has awarded you by killing a martyr in your name! Don't feel guilty, he didn't pay his taxes anyways.
-- DiZ the Great