User:Severian

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Stare into the Singularity!
Admit nothing, deny everything, make counter accusations!
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Commander of the Order
Jew.gif This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled for all honors and persecutions as such.


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User goodthink U.W.P member.
Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.

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Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.
ao-G This user does not speak AOLer and furthermore believes AOLer to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of AOLer.
[[Asshat ah-G]] This user does not speak Asshat and furthermore believes Asshat
to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Asshat
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du-G This user does not speak Dumbass and furthermore believes Dumbass to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Dumbass.
de-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Deutsch.
Villianc.jpg This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family.
Jihad.jpg This user believes that there's nothing like a proper Jihad to ease your pain
Face-surprise.svg This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
uk-4 This user speaks Correct English at a near-native level.
UnNews Logo Potato.png This user is an announcer for UnNews because no reputable broadcaster would hire them.
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  • Piccolo I formatted this a bit and added the minimum to make it readable. I had no part in the genesis of this stupid article, it was some Asian with Babel Fish.
  • Nuclear missile was slightly reformatted, I don't like this article. I don't know why I even reformat these things, I just want to delete them.

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