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Washington University in St. Louis's Folding@home project (formerly run by Stanford University) uses distributed computing to simulate and analyze the folding of proteins to research their role in many diseases, such as COVID-19, Alzheimer's Disease, Mad Cow (BSE), CJD, ALS, Huntington's, Parkinson's disease, and many cancers and cancer-related syndromes.

You can be a hero to all humankind without lifting a finger. All you need to do is run the software in the background. Whatever CPU power you don't need goes to good use, and the software gives the CPU up easily when you need it. Compete against each other and against other teams, all for a great cause.

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How to Join[edit source]

  1. Start folding either in your browser or by downloading the desktop software.
  2. Configure with your user name and the Uncyclopedia team number, which is 47797. Use your Uncyclopedia name or some variation so we can recognize you from the site.
  3. Set it and forget it. Folding an individual work unit (WU) can take hours or days, depending on your computer and the size of the work unit.
  4. Promote the project! Tell your friends and family how to use their computer for a good cause, and get them on our team, too.

Members may also opt to:

  • Include a F@H link in their signature like [[Uncyclopedia:Folding@home|F@H]]
  • Add the {{F@HUser}} (bluegrey) and the {{F@Hbox|x}} (where 'x' = your points contributed) Babel-type templates to their User Page. {{F@HUserbox}} (red) is New!
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I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer.
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I have contributed 1,500 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home team.
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This user joined the Folding@home Team, because they give a damn & so should you.
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  • Irreverent members may want to brag about their contributions to other teams by adding the {{F@Hother|x|team}} where 'x' = your points contributed and 'team' = your other team.
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This user has added 10,500 points to the Hack-a-day F@H Team. Screw you, Uncyclopedia!
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  • New for 2020 we now have a Userbox that automatically updates stats! Add {{Foldingstats|###}} to your userpage, where ### is your EOC UserID number.

Our Team[edit source]

Anyone who joins and completes at least 1 WU is listed on the Stats Page at Stanford, but you can enter your nick/sig (with no date) here as soon as you join.

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Sir Todd Lyons wishes to thank the founding team members who pledged their support in making this team possible.

  1. --—rc (t) 18:31, 28 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  2. --Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 19:30, 28 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  3. --Shrooms.jpgShroom!.gifGay2.gifSir Flammable KUN Prince!.gif (Na Naaaaa...)Gay2.gifShroom!.gifShroomirror.jpg
  4. --Paulgb 20:27, 28 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  5. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 21:38, 28 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  6. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 23:26, 28 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  7. --Carlb
  8. --Naughtius Maximus Leaf.jpg F@H Woof!Za slice.jpg MeowMUN 11:18, 30 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  9. --DrakeGTA 18:21, 30 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  10. --Strong RadX 18:38, 30 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Discussion[edit source]

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Wow, how did I become 17th in the ranking? :O Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 00:05, 25 August 2012

Because you suck and nobody likes you. Although that second part is unrelated. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:59, August 26, 2012 (UTC)

YES![edit source]

I'm ranked 204th with 1,397 points and 5 work units. Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 01:51, 20 April 2015 (UTC)

Certificates[edit source]

Grand Score[edit source]

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Work Unit Count[edit source]

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Statistics[edit source]

Check the team page regularly to see how much ass you've kicked measure your rank relative to peers, and to see the rank and work production of the team overall. Personal stats can be viewed by clicking on individual names in the list.

Uncyclopedia F@H Team Page at Stanford

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