User:Jocke Pirat/Unsoc/Valjuta
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The Valjuta (Val-you-ta) is like Yoinxx, but different. Valjuta can help count for Party Member of the Month, give you new ranks, thank other party members. Maybe in future UnCyc accept Valjuta too.
Valjuta work different than Yoinxx.
Valjuta always equal for all users on tier - prole get ฿100 ration to spend every month. Outer party members get ฿300 ration to spend every month. Inner party members get ฿ 1000 every month. Party Members of Month get additional ฿400 to spend for month. If bigger than allowed ration it is reset at end of month if not spent. Your Valjuta don't need to be balanced as well, but you can balance it if you want.
All Party Members have Valjuta!
Valjuta is given to all party members when they start, and nobody else.
How Valjuta Equals to Yoinxx
To Get total Valjuta count in First Oceania Bank: (100 x Total Prole Count) + (300 x Total Outer Party Count) + (1000 x Total Inner Party Count)
(Total Valjuta x Party Members) / (Total Yoinxx in Bank x Number of Yoinxx Users)
This Compute Exchange Rate for Valjuta to Yoinxx. Valjuta can be exchange to Yoinxx but not vice versa. Also exchanges to Yoinxx made before change of rate stay.
Use
Instructions on using Valjuta on official template located here
You are responsible for keeping track of your Valjuta ration!
THIS SYSTEM IS DEPRECATED! OFFICIAL UNSOC WEBSITE MANAGES VALJUTA NOW!
If needed, Unsoc can help keep track of it, but you still need to update it yourself! Add your name to this table and the page in which you keep your Valjuta info (this means one number, not a checkbook!).
Purchase
This is the official Unsoc Valjuta store. Anything here can be bought with Valjutas, and Valjuta's only. Simply drop a bill onto the next section which notes on what you want to buy.
Since this is the official store, discounts are given, and things here are sold slightly cheaper than at UnCyc's UNSOC shelf!
Donate to Unsoc throughing the Berlin Wall Fund!
Get yourself immortalized before Ronald Regan takes it down!
Get your very own Socialist TV! Pricing (This is Tom's Item)
Get an official fake Unsoc Medal, so you can feel like you actually got Party Member of the Month, only you don't gain any Valjutas...or anything like that for that matter. Only ฿400.00! (This is Jacques's Item)
Get your face from here on a Valjuta for only ฿1000! (This is Jacques Item)
Get your very own caged Capitalist! He runs on money! Not a lively one, though. Never partied like the communist party. Only ฿20. Great for kids! (Jacques Item)
Get a box of Famine Stamps! Great to eat when food isn't around. ฿10 (Jacques Item)
Тетрис (Tetris) is now available for User Space only. It is a Flash Player. Keep in mind. Some people hate flash. ฿200! (This is Tom's Item)
Communist Pamphlets. Stay in the "know" with the last updates on the revolution. ฿15! (This is Tom's Item)
Castro's Select Cigars. ฿50! (This is Tom's Item)
Lenin Statue ฿100! Get a 2nd for ½ off. Mix & Match! (This is Tom's Item)
Stalin Statue ฿100! Get a 2nd for ½ off. Mix & Match! (This is Tom's Item)
Get your art on the Unsoc Berlin Wall! More Information
Tsar Bomba's Natural Male Enhancement ฿300! (This is Tom's Item)
Buy a Communist 64, the most advanced computer in the world for only ฿500 (Jacques Item)
A hammer, one of the classic Commie weapons. Sorry, but sickles are currently out of stock. Some guy called Engelsfair bought all of ours. article whore mode off ฿20! (Blame Uncyclopedian)
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Want an ad on the Unsoc website? You can have one for ฿4 per expected number of clicks.
Item Exchange
Leave Valjuta Bills Here with what items you want. New Orders At The Top Please.
I like face on Valjuta. CUSTOM ORDER:Could you, as a request, Have the corners say UNAP ANARCREDIT and FOUNDER EVIL PI with a black thingy in the background? Wills be greatly appreciated. Evil Pi, founder of UNAP
Some of Castro's fine cigars please! (Only place minors can buy tobacco (but wait, I'm a major!)) --
Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 00:56, 16 December 2007 (UTC)
- Thank you, come again.
- Thank You! Come Again!
I want the hammer. 
- I would be of liking one Тетрис item, please. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:54, Sep 1, 2007
- Item in route. Thank you for your Filthy Money ^_^
- Item in route. Thank you for your Filthy Money ^_^
One pic on the East Wall please. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
- Give me your pic. ~
Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.
29/08/2007 @ 03:37
i'd like this to go on the east wall. i just used tom's as a start so it should be ready to go on. if i messed something up or if i'm doing something stupid, just hit me with a heavy object. -- 19:07, 23 August 2007 (UTC)
- Added. The receipt will be of coming. ~
Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.
23/08/2007 @ 19:33
I'd like the Socialist TV Please :) --
(Bonner) 
(Talk) 19:54, 21 August 2007 (UTC)
- This one's yours, Tom. ~
Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.
21/08/2007 @ 20:13
Image:Ddsr.jpg This bad boy on the east side. Represent! ]]
- What a day to login to Linux :P Well, I'll start work on it when I login to Windows. ~
Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.
19/08/2007 @ 15:39
I want my Тетрис. 11:40, 13 August 2007
- You just wrote a bill for yourself. Well, I'll at least give you the reciept. --~
Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.
01:30, 14 August 2007 (UTC)- What do you mean exactly, wrote a bill for myself?
- What do you mean exactly, wrote a bill for myself?
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