User:Thetoastman

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Keep the children away.
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... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
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This user is pilfering ye booty!

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MW-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek MediaWiki whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
ns-4 This user speaks Newspeak at a near-native level.
lz-X This user only speaks Lesbian enough to seduce native Lesbian speakers.
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thetoastman is a 60-year-old bald, fat man from Georgia who is currently unemployed but resides in the Sunset Grove Trailer Park on a government welfare check. His hobbies include placing plastic flamingoes on his lawn, never wearing more than boxers and a tank top, and various sexual fetishes of dubious legality.