User:Efitu

en-N

This user is a native speaker of English.

17-4

This user speaks 1337 at a near-native level.

css-3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of .css.

fur-A

Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Furry whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

yt-2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of ytmnd.

1980

I have contributed 1980 ~~pints~~ points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home team.

This user is right-handed.

In Latin, they would be Dexter.

1+

This user has over 1 edit.

I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer.

This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user spends more time with a penguin than with a window.

…

This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

This mathematical user loves pi

ow-1

This user understands some of the quotes by Oscar Wilde.

This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn.

This user is a geek.

~~Sex~~

This user is against sexuality; probably because it is not a pervert like you.

This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.

Z2

This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.

TA

This user believes there are too many crappy text adventures on Uncyclopedia.

Somebody has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

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my mood ring

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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Efitu also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.