User:Judgement

Commander of the Order

ow-4 This user had once seen Oscar Wilde in a crowd from a distance and knows all his works and quotes by heart. ow-4

This user surfs the interweb with Opera, but is above petty musicals. Crack on.

us-N This user is a native speaker of American English. us-N

279 I have contributed 279 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home team. 279

I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer.

אױ This user has a sizeable amount of schmaltz and chutzpah. אױ

IC This user is a member of Imperial Colonization. IC

uk-4 This user speaks Correct English at a near-native level. uk-4

it-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Italiano. it-3

rh-G This user does not speak Random Humour and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Random Humour speakers. rh-G

This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is a member of the Reviewing Committee, because they are self opinionated knowitalls.

This user is a member of Twin Suns Squadron. Fear them.

The Man, The Myth, The Legend

To give you some kind of idea of the kind of work I do, just look at the articles below; I try to make sure that they stay classy. However, if you really want to know my major contribution to this site, just go to the new pages area and look at all the crappy pages. Then, go back five minutes later. The ones that aren't there? I hunted them down and exterminated them like the plague-bearing rats of suck that they are; hence the name. I'm a street-walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm, man; so don't test me, or you just might find yourself mercilessly huffed!

Articles

Early Crap That I Hate

Grand Monk's Prayer

Chuck Norris' Beard

The King

April 1st

Barnes & Noble

Quasi-Featured

Microsoft Word Paperclip

Guy Code

William Faulkner

Featured

Charles Dickens - My Personal Favorite

UnNews

• UnNews: Harvard Decides to Remove Admissions
• UnNews:Man Slays Mayor, Declares Himself Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

HowTo

• HowTo: Kick Some Ass

Contributions

Janet Reno

Pithy Saying Man

The Sirronic Empire

Vomitorium

Yoda

Samuel L Jackson

Works In Progress

Liberia

The Navidson Record

UnBooks:The Pickwick Papers

My Personal Calling Card

This article has been JUDG'd! In other words, this steamy pile of an article either needs a rewrite or needs to be mercilessly executed. In other other words, Judgement, prepare to be huffed!