User talk:Savethemooses

Talk to me.

There's a new Sharif in town. Please put your message at THE BOTTOM of the talk page, and use a level two headline.

FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL RESULT IN SOMETHING REALLY UNPLEASANT.

Compilation albums: March 2005 through December 2006

Gay Pride Musical huffed?

I mean it wasn't even done it's 7 days until judgment phase. -- CartoonDiablo

WP:DPOT

User:Braydie/IRC —Braydie at 18:49, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

This title is completely useless and irrelevent to what is below

Just wanted to say thanks for unbanning Benson and adding that forum warning so that people will be warned by it hence giving warn to all. And creating a state of warn. I'd like to give you something to show my gratitude except I don't really...wait...maybe I do...(digs around in pockets)...here, have this. --Anyone 22:47, 18 January 2007 (UTC)

HEY, IT'S BENSON

HEY, IT'S BENSON (JUST LIKE THE TITLE SAYS). AM I ALLOWED TO TALK IN ALL CAPS HERE? Never mind, I'll turn it off, just in case. Thanks for the unban. We cool now, G! Also, you wanna be in the League of BENSON? I don't know if you already are or not, but you're not on the list on my page. Benson 01:42, 20 January 2007 (UTC)

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This user is a Creationist. …who believes that all decent articles are created by one, and only one user.

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

You have been cited in Uncyclopedian Bios.
Apparently you are "notable". Don't ask me why; I think you're lame.

This user is loved by teh cobain angel!

User:Nintendorulez

Someone banned him without any good reason. Can you lift it, or at least make it shorter? --AAA! (AAAA) 09:41, 20 January 2007 (UTC)

AAA, I'd stay out of this one if I were you. Or at least avail yourself of all the information before deciding to get involved. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 11:19, 20 January 2007 (UTC)

You won a LAFTA!

You have been recognised by the LAFTA awards committee for your services to Uncyclopedia. Here is your trophy:

Congratulations! --The Rt. Hon. BarryC MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 00:00, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

It's time!

Well, the time has finally come for judging the best at PLS. Since it'd be extremely hard (and probably impossible) to fairly judge all 23 entries in your category in one sitting, it's recommended you start early and take it in stages. You were chosen as a judge because I trust your judgment when it comes to humor at Uncyclopedia, so you may use any method of choosing the winners that you deem fit. I do have space for you on the judging page to rank your top five favorite articles, in order, and give honorable mention to any other articles in your category that you deem "worthy" of being an Uncyclopedia article (which will then be unlocked after PLS is over). I'd prefer to have the entries almost fully judged by the Wednesday, the 7th of February, though the deadline isn't until the 10th. As such, be ready for me to be panicking if there's nothing done on your entry on the judging page by the 7th. Thank you again for judging, and enjoy the read (as many of the entries are quite funny this go around, in my opinion). Please contact me at my talkpage if you have any questions.--<<>> 00:41, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

You fucking weirdo

the OliproPLUS conversation went on WAAY too long after I left... also, is it tax-deductible? --Olipro Anchor KUN (Harass) 17:39, 6 February 2007 (UTC)

Inuendo!

I will never allude to how I have come to love Braydie, or how much, or how great he is at what he does, but yes, Yes, YES! I adore him and the way he addresses my inuendo.

By the way, can you take a look at my article Knowing and tell me what you think??? Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 12:17, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

BENSONIST NINJASTAR

--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 04:46, 11 April 2007 (UTC)

Re; Fisher Price Audio

That's actually brilliant; just doing a dry run of it in my head's causing me to crack up. (Which is actually kinda rare; the only time I've had to stop recording something because I kept laughing was during Slate industry in Wales, when I had to rerecord Attempt #2 at making it exciting three times.) I'll take a crack at it tomorrow, although I need to think of some classical music I can steal steal steal. There's no way around that, I suppose. -- Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 03:46, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

Virginia Tech

pure genius 69.116.169.171 16:07, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

HATE HATE HAT

Good job I'm not Cwir either ^_^ -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 00:09, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Poor orphan image

Awww.. look at its little eyes...

Hi, linking this so I don't delete it. -- sannse (talk) 19:41, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Hey, is this you?

Is this you on zefrank.org? Because it sure would be cool if you were a Sports Racer. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 07:18, 15 May 2007 (UTC)

Your semi-protection on Random humor

Thanks for that. Could you also semi-protect Monkey? It's for the same reason as random humor: n00bs are stuffing it up. Thanks. --AAA! (AAAA) 01:15, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

Image

nother one of yours, wanna keep it? -- sannse (talk) 02:30, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Username Change

I don't know what I was smoking. Can I just get this cut down to Erwin? --Erwin Rommel14:35, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

my super userpage

I dunno. It was time for a change, and I wasn't feeling very creative. Maybe I'll come up with something better, or maybe someone else will for me. But yeah. --KATIE!! 03:26, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

Fuck The Media - Screw The Truth

Hey buddy, it's LinkTGF - just want to let you know about my new site that I'm working out the kinks on -- http://www.screwthetruth.com

Check out the first issue - the style is a combination of The Onion and Uncyclopedia. Hopefully I can start putting out issues more regularly, but for now here's The Truth.

--LinkTGF

PS. Yes the PDF is large, I'm working on that as well :)

image (well, what else, I'm obsessed)

one o' yours. wanna keep it? -- sannse (talk) 20:05, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

Sorry I Grossed you out on IRC :(

Seriously, I was bored. That's it. I burn out with the 3 A.M. conversations. Just thought you should know that.User:Mrthejazz/sig 08:04, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

Capercorn Award... WITH SAVINGS!!

The Capercorn Award Capercorn Gives you much thankings for giving Capercorn Great Success! Congrats! Awarded for Starting the wierdest meme WITH SAVINGS ever.

--Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 20:14, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

Psst! Wanna judge?

We've had a judge back out of the Best Article category and so we need someone. I don't want to scare you here, but you're the only one that can do it. Millions of lives are riding on this decision. Can you come out of help us, for the children? If so, sign up here: User:ENeGMA/PLS Judging Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 15:18, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

Mappincklow

I'm scared. Hold me. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 18:23, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

I saw

Nicely done with the Main Page, very smooth.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:49, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

Unfortunately, your damn meme has now been spread to Facebook, where all of my friends can see that I am "...with SAVINGS!!!" No one's asked what I mean yet. It's only a matter of time. Also, that article you critiqued for me in IRC is now up for VFH. Your vote would be much appreciated, if you could find it in your heart to for it I'd be super terrifically happy.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:03, 17 July 2007 (UTC)

Before you leave...

Before you leave Uncyclopedia, I must ask that you sign my autograph page ...with your SIGNATURE!!! -- Kip the Egg Talk Works

Uncyclopedia rules & guidelines

I've been revising Uncyclopedia rules and guidelines, and even created some new ones of my own. I've brought some of them to the attention of other users and admins such as Ljlego, Mhaille, Ceridwyn, The Thinker and even Algorithm who all gave me suggestions and what-not. Most were very pleased with the work I've done. So, I'd like to know what you think. You are my last stop. Let me know what you think and if any of these should be revised and/or implemented. Below are the pages I have that are being hosted my userspace. See the talk pages for the current guideline they might replace.

• Uncyclopedia:No cyberbulling
• Uncyclopedia:Administrators
• Uncyclopedia:Disagreements
• Uncyclopedia:Communication
• Civility (an extension of Uncyclopedia:Rules)
• Don't Give The Admins Lip
• Uncyclopedia:What Uncyclopedia is not
• Uncyclopedia:Consensus

--EMC ^[TALK] 04:38, 6 August 2007 (UTC)

CAPERCORN AWARD

The Capercorn Award Capercorn Gives you much thankings for giving Capercorn Great Success! Congrats! Awarded for pacifing Yellow 130.

--Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 16:24, 7 August 2007 (UTC)

Hey

Did you manage to download that zip file in the end? -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 21:25, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

WTF? How on earth did we get on Lastfm? Has someone else registered my band there? How very odd. Never used the thing myself, but I'll copy the blurb from myspace if you reckon it's worth it. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 12:33, 29 August 2007 (UTC)

Actually, don't worry. Having investigated it and been frustrated at nearly every turn, I'll just use it to point to myspace. Ugh, I didn't like that at all. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 12:56, 29 August 2007 (UTC)

I don't think this was ever asked of you

But since I remember a while back that you were very anti VT Massacre articles, I was wondering how you think mine and e|m|c's Virginia Tech Massacre turned out.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 18:51, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

...with PLAGIARISM???

STM, do you ever watch 'The Simpsons'? The other night...I seem to recall...a quote....."Come on kids, we're going to paint the town red...with SAVINGS!" Yes, that's right, you're busted! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:08, Sep 13, 2007

I saw the episode last night, instantly went on IRC to tell the news. ;) - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 00:10, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, I also saw that. You fraud!!! ;) --Dexter111344 00:14, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

LOOK! EVERYBODY LOOK! HE'S A FRAUDDDDDD! - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 00:15, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

Honestly, I've never seen that episode, and I certainly didn't have it in mind when I created that meme. Also, the joke isn't in the words, it's in how they're used. And I used them awesomer. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 00:36, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

Sure, sure we believe you, I want to help you, really. In fact, all I'm saying is WHERE WERE YOU ON THE NIGHT OF THE 24th??? WHERE??? P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:40, Sep 13, 2007

Because savethemooses says it... WITH SAVINGS!! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 12:43, 13 Sep 2007

Now that you mention it, Spang, he does... where were YOU on the night of the 24th, huh? All of you! Where were you on the night of the 24th!?! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:45, Sep 13, 2007

I was watching 24. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 00:47, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

I've watched relatively few episodes of The Simpsons because when I did as a child my mom hated when I said "D'oh". So she didn't let me watch it. By the time that pseudo-ban faded away, the show had started sucking and I didn't get around to catching up on it. But my roommate has several seasons on DVD, so I'll get to get my fill of Simpsons fun. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 00:47, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

Blocking Users

I saw you blocked Mo9p last night, with the reason "read my review of your "Nine year old shoots five year old" article before you attempt to make another one". Do you really think that a three day ban is a good way to get him to become a useful contributer? I have spoken with him(don't try to look for it on uncyc, we talked on aim), and he has not only read your review, but also Uncyclopedia:The Creative Process and UN:DUMB. Besides, isn't three days a bit long to ban someone just 'cause they're not funny yet? From what I understand, you're one of the lucky ones, who was able to write good, funny stuff right from the start. Not everyone is so lucky, and it took me a good 2 months to learn what is and isn't funny when in writing. Please, give Mo9p a chance to become a good writer. Then, just when he's starting to get good, permaban him! The irony will be delicious! Muahahahaha! Well, not really...... Thanks for reading. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:20, Sep 29

Comrade

Thank you for supporting me for dictatorship at the VFS. Now my diabolical scheme for domination can commence. You Are A True Comrade. ~

Congratulations!

You are the recipient of the Mhaille Award For Excellence for the month of August 2007.

I know its not "up there" with the great awards of Uncyclopedia, but its a way for me to show my own support and appreciation for what people are doing out there to make this place better. Despite some upstart overtaking you (at least alphabetically) you had the class, talent and whoring abilities to snatch back your position at the top of the Hall of Shame. A true inspiration to all of us.... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Thanks you

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:41, 8 October 2007 (UTC)

More Thanks

Thanks for the VFP nomination and followup for my Mimes on Silent Radio pic. -- Rljenk 01:05, 26 October 2007 (UTC)

I saw this

and I thought of you. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 21:41, 28 October 2007 (UTC)

Translation: get on a parody, stat. —rc (t) 21:42, 28 October 2007 (UTC)

Changed your "reskin"

For the announcement of the exciting new competition..... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Self Toasting Toast and Moose Icons

Yes, the Icon is great. If you did that with MS-paint, I'm impressed. As per your comment of having not seen me around much yet, I'm a n00b, but apparently a fairly helpful one, because "General X2 TKF KUN" was nice enough to nominate me for Noob of the Month. I guess someone noticed my work in QVFD and my articles Wire tapping, Canadian Jesus, and Model 94 Winchester. I'm also obsessed with Nofu, and the Nofu Aristocracy project, which will be huge when I got around to making it happen.

--Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 05:40, 7 December 2007 (UTC)

Wow. I hadn't looked back at the actual article. That image adds to the article a lot! I think I'd give the image section for "Self-toasting toast" a 10 now.

Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 14:12, 7 December 2007 (UTC)

Savethefda!

Boy Mooses, have I got a deal for you! Check out this article brainstorming page I've started and feel free to run with the idea there and give it some life. Is it not a great idea/start?

[1]

The current FDA article sucks, but I 'think' this article could be really big and very funny. I would write it all myself, but ti is so big that I think I need help. You are better than help, your like Jesus on wheels. Later, --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 18:30, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry fuckin' Christmas, yo

Merry Christmas Despite being required by British law to carry an umbrella throughout December, and to respond to all festive cheer with "Bah Humbug", nonetheless I wish you a very Merry Christmas. Or Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever other gnostic mystical mumbo-jumbo you colonials practice these days. Just don't tell the Queen.

Word to Santa and the Elf posse. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 21:43, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

Have a not-shitty Christmas!

	Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
	Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:08, Dec 17

A WARNING

ARE YOU PREPARED? SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN. WE ADVISE YOU TAKE PRECAUTIONS. TAKE HEED. TAKE NOTICE. TAKE COVER. a friendly message from your local Santa Awareness Bureau.

Note that:

The plural form of Moose is Moose. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 22:40, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 22:45, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

Nah, you lie. In Canada, the plural of Moose is Mooses. --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 00:11, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

Everybody knows its Meeses. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

A Proposal for you!

Hey Mooses, Would you like to be a member of the Order of Nofu? I would be glad to make you a Count if you just say the word. Count Save the Mooses would sound pretty cool. --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 00:54, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

Last time I joined a cult I had to drink some pretty funky kool-aid. It kinda made me feel woozy for a while. I dunno, is nofu a cult? -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 00:59, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

No, just an Aristocracy attempting to do good. We are allied with UNSOC and the Grue Army (I think).--Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 01:06, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry X Mas!

Remember: Keep the "X" in X-mas Santa checks his list to see who's been naughty and who's been nice. And naughty always makes out better at X-mas

Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:41, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Xmas!

~ Merry Xmas Savethemooses! ~ Ye Olde Luke

--YeOldeLuke 08:00, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

Dear Savethemooses,

SON OF A BITCH. I... just... Christ. Thanks for voting for HowTo:Mail a Letter to the first featured article of 2008. Maybe I'll just call you next time. a friendly message from your local post office.

Hello Mooses

Hey, I nominated you for WoTM, and I'd add the template, but your user page is protected. You might want to do that.

--Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 03:31, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Peeing

No problem, I'd pee on one of your articles any day. I just hope I didn't get it soggy. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 22:04, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Now you owe me: Review this sub-par UnNews I wrote: Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnNews:Man suspects that his die is broken. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:13, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

Join Unsoc

YOU HAVE BEEN INVITED TO REGISTER FOR THE WORKERS' PARTY!

REGISTER TODAY!

Dear Savethemooses

Workers' Party Member Unknown user has invited you to join the Workers' Party and help the revolution be the best it can be! Without many members being of helping the site, we cannot be of big helpings to site and users, such as the have of unfree that are of need of negotiations with admins for unbanning and such. We are also of giving free hats to all members, amnesty coverage, healthcare, and if you makeway into Inner Party, you get face on Valjuta. Valjuta allow purchasing of great products on Uncyclopedia from the Worker's Party and the Uncyc Store, and you are of getting them when you are joining. You can even deposit Valjuta for Yoinxx and help party drive Valjuta inflation down so that you can buy more.

Stop rebellion. Help the newcomers. Fix the site. Negotiate your Uncyclopedia friends. Buy stuff. Kill the brotherhood. Don't forget Miss Unsoc!

WRITERS' OF UNCYCLOPEDIA, UNITE! PLEASE JOIN UNSOC TODAY!

Sincerely,

Unknown user

You have shown yourself as a worthy contributor to unc and have the skills and experience to help make uncyclopedia a better place. I joined. Why don't you, comrade?-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} Jan 5 20:29

Mooses of Moosii

I was taught by me paw that twas Moosii whence one refereth to a myriad of the Moosen species. Be i misinformed?

Another award in which to take great pride

What ho there good Mooses, well met! I hope I find you well on this atypically-sunny-in-England February morning. Or afternoon, or whenever you're reading it. Anyway, as I have nothing better to do right now. I thought I'd take it upon myself to inform you that a jury of your peers (well, 4 people who bothered to vote) have bestowed upon you the utterly prestigious Whore of the Month award. {{User:Tom mayfair/WHotM|Month=January|Year=2008}} - display it on your userpage with pride. Or don't, for all I care. Anyway, my work here is done, so I shall away. Fare thee well! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:47, 4 February 2008 (UTC)

They're trying to delete Euronintendo...

...again. Better summon the troops. --Dexter111344 23:13, 8 February 2008 (UTC)

Or, possibly, come to my house, and throw bags of ice through the windows. The evidence will melt. -- The Zombiebaron 23:23, 8 February 2008 (UTC)

I thought I already did... Okay, whose house was that? --Dexter111344 23:25, 8 February 2008 (UTC)

Hey....who smashed my windows??? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Heh, they can delete it if the vote so dictates. I made it pooped it out to fuck with Nintendorulez and then hacked it up when it was deleted to be an ass. I don't even consider it to be an article. Which is why Kip calling it an "ego boost" is humorous to me. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 03:10, 9 February 2008 (UTC)

It makes me tempted to make Eurodip or Eurozombie. I won't, though. --Dexter111344 03:26, 9 February 2008 (UTC)

Do it! Stroke your ego! -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 03:27, 9 February 2008 (UTC)

Stroke your ego, or STM will stroke it for you! -- The Zombiebaron 03:36, 9 February 2008 (UTC)

Huh! STM... I... I never knew you felt that way... Like I said to Zombie, ONLY BATMAN CAN DO THAT TO ME!!! And Wolf Blitzer. And Batman. --Dexter111344 06:41, 9 February 2008 (UTC)

It... was... kept... But this time there were more delete votes than keep... Haha! Democracy fails again! --Dexter111344 20:44, 12 February 2008 (UTC)

Request

Could you please unlock the PLS page and throw this template onto the front page to replace the current one? --EMC ^[TALK] 06:22, 10 February 2008 (UTC)

Looks like I got beat to the punch. Sorry 'bout that. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 07:41, 10 February 2008 (UTC)

Help

Would you consider cowritting this with me? Not only do you have the golden touch, but you know more about the subject than I do. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 19:45, Feb. 12, 2008

Well, Kippy, I'll see what I can do, but don't expect too much. I have a lot of writing to do for college (I'm a Creative Writing major) as well as rehearsal for a play I'm in, so I'm kind of crunched for time. But if I have a spare second, I'll try to contribute to the article. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 20:39, 12 February 2008 (UTC)

LOLZORZ RETURNED

YES! -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 09:30, 25 February 2008 (UTC)

ZOMG. A boatload of new quotes, plus a Youtube video of him. The guy's absolutely hilarious! -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 10:17, 25 February 2008 (UTC)

He returned about 10, maybe 20 minutes after you left. I recorded nearly everything he said for future generations to experience the AWESOME COOL. By my count he now has 50 memorable quotes, in just one night; not even the great Benson vomited gold at such a prodigious rate. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 02:54, 26 February 2008 (UTC)

You know you want to. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 22:00, 2 March 2008 (UTC)

For outstanding academic acheivement

I present you with this award you have been recomended for honors next year.

A+7	This user has the A+7 in english.

Put it on your userpage so all will know your prowess. --The Great Yellow Crayon Get PWNED Yellow 130 is teh pwnz 05:40, 2 March 2008 (UTC)

For the arse that turned good

Gert5 Award for 3XCELLENCE M4CH 2008

Whining

On IRC, EmperorLOLZORZ is begging you to come back so he can feel your sweet caress once again. I dunno why. I told him I'd tell you. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 06:24, 24 March 2008 (UTC)

RE: InkLink

YOU'RE ON. Which room? Also get in #uncyclopedia so we can continue cheating. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 22:47, 26 March 2008 (UTC)

You're back!

Yay! Is it just a visit or are you back for good? --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:53, 2 October 2008 (UTC)

Oh, just stoppin' by. I've been so busy with making sweet sweet love to beautiful women to come here lately. You know how it is. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 22:56, 2 October 2008 (UTC)

I do? Wait... Oh, sure I do... Yeah... Um... Yeah... Sure. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:59, 2 October 2008 (UTC)

Who are you?--<<>> 01:12, 3 October 2008 (UTC)

Tito Puente. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 22:16, 3 October 2008 (UTC)

/me emits a high-pitched shriek and dives out the nearest window.--<<>> 23:22, 3 October 2008 (UTC)

OMG

IT'S ONLY SAVE THE FUCKING MOOSES!!! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:17, 24 Oct 2008

AND IT'S... YOU! UH... THAT ONE... GUY! -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 04:30, 24 October 2008 (UTC)

OH MY GOD YOU REMEMBER ME!!!!!! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:37, 24 Oct 2008

Merry Christmas

Bonner would like to wish you a Merry Christgame And a happy New Game P.S, You just lost the game (Bonner) (Talk)

Here's Your Christmas Tree

Merry Christmas 2008 From Sawblade5

Here's a Potato Christmas Tree For You!
Caution the Grue protecting this tree!

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--—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 09:06, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

Oh fuck

I thought you were that other guy for a second, haha. —Pelozurian (talk) 04:08, 28 April 2010 (UTC)

Don't

Just sneak in here and make some glib comment before fucking off for another year. Lets spend the night write an article together..... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

I saw that walk-on too. At least come back for a brief visit to show us new guys what writing is supposed to look like. Aleister 3:06 18-3-'11

Maybe we can have a three-way writing session! -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 03:09, March 18, 2011 (UTC)

If Mhaille wouldn't mind, and if it would get you back here again for a brief moment of ectasy, I'll drop my pants. Or find you a suitable mate to keep you busy while you write. Aleister 3:24 18-3-'11

Oh my God! It's STM, back from the crusades! Can I take a picture? Can I have your autograph? Will you urinate on me? User:Mrthejazz/sig 03:36, March 18, 2011 (UTC)

I like going to up the Uncycflopedian Legends that rarely edit and attempting to get them to make comebacks. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 02:57, April 14, 2011 (UTC)

1929

The stockmarket article was the shit. Good job.--Nikau 02:53, October 20, 2011 (UTC)

No ones written you in over a year, fucker. Come back here and start writing again (please)

You be hereby awarded the Fake Pegasus award for having the most features in 2005, 12. Congrats on this most prestigious of fake Pegasus awards. It won't center on the page, and I don't know why. You hire a code guy to figure it out. Aleister 13:56 19december'12

Fake Pegasus Award for most featured articles of the year: 2005

u r gay

why dont u go eat some shit? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 21:47, 15 February 2013 (UTC)

Re-feature queue

If you want, you can go to Uncyclopedia:Re-feature queue/Nominate and pick one featured article that you wrote to be re-featured. You can also pick three features written by someone else to re-feature. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:51, 17 November 2014 (UTC)

Happy Monkey Competition 2021

Hey its HAPPY MONKEY TIME 2021 (Feb 21-28). Your favourite writing competition where we write articles on one another's suggested topics. Go ahead and sign up because the more users we have competiting the more ridonculously fun it is. If you don't wanna write you can sign up to judge! Sing up here. Remember it's not about writing a sure fire VFH article, but pushing the limits of your originality and creativity and spitting out an article on a topic you had never thought about writing before. Also...Shabidoo will love you forever and owe you like a zillion favours for it. He will literally do anything to please you if it means you participate. Happy Monkey Farts!!! ShabiDOO 15:49, 10 February 2021 (UTC)