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If you're interested, see Archive 1 -- From 26 April 2007 to 11 October 2007
See also Archive 2 -- From 12 October 2007 to 2 July 2008
And Archive 3 -- From 12 July 2008 to 2 February 2009
& Archive 4 -- From 2 February 2009 to 4 May 2009
+ Archive 5 -- From 4 May 2009 to 24 July 2009
If you're still interested and/or a stalker, see Archive 6 -- From 28 July 2009 to 17 October 2009
Also this Archive 7 -- From 18 October 2009 to 4 January 2010
Don't forget Archive 8 -- From 5 January 2010 to 18 March 2010
Oh and who could forget Archive 9 -- From 19 March 2010 to 19 August 2010

Contents

Ruddy hell! It's the UnSignpost[edit]

--ChiefjusticeGameBoy 11:52, August 20, 2010 (UTC)

Beige. It's the article you voted for.[edit]

Without your vote, people may never have learned about Beige. With that in mind, I made an audio. Hope you like. It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 03:30, August 28, 2010 (UTC)

Writing contest[edit]

I just replied to your questions. I'm really sorry I haven't gotten back to you sooner. MadMax 18:59, September 3, 2010 (UTC)

OK, thanks Max. See you around! Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 23:29, Sep 4 2010

UnSignpost - This is definitely not late; you're just drunk[edit]

MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 12:44, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

Adopt-a-Noob[edit]

im a new user and i stumbled upon the adopt a noob campaign, please adopt me the finger that flames 14:55, September 22, 2010 (UTC)

Eh, why not. OK, first things first. You graduate when you get a featured article. Until then you are a noob. If you need any help, just drop me a line, I will try to answer soon as I can. Welcome to Uncyclopedia, we hope you enjoy your stay. Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 02:20, Sep 24 2010

thanks alot, im wurking on an article right now. the finger that flames 14:23, September 24, 2010 (UTC)

Awesome! Is there a link you can give me so I can take a look? Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 04:07, Sep 25 2010

or is it?, i picked that beacuse it linked to about 1500 pages, and it did'nt exist l

HOLY FUCK YES!!![edit]

THANK YOU for fucking voting me the motherfucking writer of the month!!!1 You rule!!!1 Fuck yeah!!!1 !!!!! It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 04:19, October 3, 2010 (UTC)

You have aided in the fight against the manholes...[edit]

Hug.svg
Lyrithya has deemed you worthy of a hug as thanks for voting for Crossbow on VFH. Thus, you may now consider yourself hugged.

At this point, you may also want to consider checking your pockets so as to ascertain that everything is still there.

You have been rewarded with a hug. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101010 - 23:32 (UTC)

You're welcome! Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 20:12, Oct 11 2010

some help[edit]

hey, as your adopted noob, i need some help. my or is it? article neds some material to it, but i dont know what to add, any ideas? the finger that flames

It looks like it was deleted. I'm sorry. But, it was pretty bad. But don't worry! My first article was likewise awful. The secret is to keep at it. Commit to improving your article, and before you know it you have a feature! First though, I want you to read HTBFANJS. All of it. Then, go back and read it again. There are loads of good advice in the guide. After you've written a few articles, you'll figure out what makes an article work, but that's the hard way to do it. HTBFANJS is the shortcut, so to speak. Come back once you've read it. If you want to keep working with Or is it? you can ask an admin to restore it in your userspace. It'll be something like User:Flaminfinger13/Or is it?. Or, if you think that particular article is a dead end, start over. In any case, come back to me with something you've written after you've given HTBFANJS a good reading. Hope this helps! Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 05:35, Oct 23 2010

UnSignpost - The UnSignpost Rides Again![edit]

Read All About It![edit]

--ChiefjusticeGameBoy 14:37, November 18, 2010 (UTC)

Run for your lives! It's another UnSignpost.[edit]

~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101125 - 01:04 (UTC)

Don't you love the smell of the UnSignpost in the morning?[edit]

--Wanna see a magic trick? 03:26, December 2, 2010 (UTC)

The UnSignpost, now with 25% less saturated fat[edit]

--ChiefjusticeGameBoy 16:17, December 9, 2010 (UTC)

Oh shit! It's another unsignpost![edit]

--Magic Snow man 03:59, December 16, 2010 (UTC)

This is it... the 100th UnSignpost.[edit]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 06:54, 23 December 2010

UnSignpost, UnSignpost, eat it right here...[edit]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 21:30, 30 December 2010

Hey Man[edit]

Haven't seen you around in aaaaaaaaages... Last I heard you had an internet connection that uploaded a byte a day or something - that still the case? Hope to see you back some time! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 21:46, Jan 4

UnSignpost Delivery![edit]

Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 09:52, Jan 6 2011 UTC

UnSignpost Delivery![edit]

Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 03:12, Jan 13 2011 UTC

Do not attempt to adjust your set. This is the UnSignpost.[edit]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 08:13, 20 January 2011

UnSignpost! Wheeee![edit]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 04:41, 27 January 2011

The UnSignpost is now served with complimentary tacos.[edit]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 02:34, 3 February 2011

This edition of the UnSignpost brought to you in two's complement...[edit]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 02:25, 10 February 2011

Lurg luuurg unsignpost luuuuurg[edit]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 06:13, 17 February 2011

UnSignnull pointer exception[edit]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 07:42, 24 February 2011

All the UnSignpost you ever wanted[edit]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 16:07, 3 March 2011

UnSignpost: March 10th, 2011[edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 03:08, March 10, 2011 (UTC)

AdminBots presents: The UnSignpost[edit]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 05:12, 17 March 2011

UnSignpostOnTheDelivery[edit]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 10:13, 24 March 2011

This is your UnSignpost speaking[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:14, 31 March 2011

Terribly creative UnSignpost header[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 04:24, 7 April 2011

The UnSignpost: On-time and on top of things... as always.[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 04:02, 14 April 2011

That UnSignposty thing[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:19, 21 April 2011

Is the Necro still with us?[edit]

Hey Necropaxx. Have you left home and got a decent internet access at last? Or is this a sabbatical?? --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:14, April 27, 2011 (UTC)

Weird I just noticed you hadn't been here and came to comment and someone else just posted. I wasn't very active for months so didn't know you were gone. Unc misses you! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 21:56, April 27, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost: April 28th, 2011[edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 06:22, April 28, 2011 (UTC)

Signpost Un[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:16, 5 May 2011

The Signpost is delivered to all God-fearing citizens[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:45, 12 May 2011

UnSignpost[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:09, 19 May 2011

Phnerb unsignpost[edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:14, May 26, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Best before Friday![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:12, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

Hurrah, it's the UnSignpost![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:14, June 9, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost Activate![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:13, June 16, 2011 (UTC)

Catch it. Kill it. Bin it. It's the UnSignpost![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:12, June 23, 2011 (UTC)

Because you're never here...[edit]

The Un-Sigh-npost![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:14, June 30, 2011 (UTC)

It's free and it always will be; it's the UnSignpost![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:12, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:12, July 14, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Avoid all contact with eyes.[edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:14, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

More class than 9000 schools: It's the UnSignpost![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:14, July 28, 2011 (UTC)

ChiefjusticeDS is a lazy sod and has paid the ultimate price... an UnSignpost Coup[edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:12, August 6, 2011 (UTC)

More rubbish Australian Prose because ChiefjusticeDS got stabbed in the buttocks by a rioter with a felt-tip pen[edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:11, August 11, 2011 (UTC)

Now it only wants you gone; it's the UnSignpost![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:13, August 18, 2011 (UTC)

Wonko tiddlybum-post[edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:12, August 25, 2011 (UTC)

Mailman's here! Lock up your daughters and horny middle-aged Wives![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:12, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

This UnSignpost brought to you by... uh... fairy dust? Hmm, we seem to have run out of sponsors.[edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 01:13, September 8, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Now with free bacon![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:13, September 15, 2011 (UTC)

Brought to you by Lion Bars! It's the UnSignpost![edit]

--ChiefjusticeGameBoy 07:28, September 22, 2011 (UTC)

Hold onto your wage packets! It's the UnSignpost![edit]

--Wanna see a magic trick? 01:22, September 29, 2011 (UTC)

IT'S YOU!!![edit]

And despite what your username implies, you're alive! : D Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 22:17, 29 September 2011

Holy, uh, cheese! Now that's cheered me right up! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:47, Sep 30
Fucksocks....they'll let anyone back in these days.... ;) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Hey guys. I won't be staying, but I do have a few ideas about an article. Stay tuned... Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 21:14, Sep 30 2011
Do you still have a wind-up internet connection? Is that the reason you can't hang around?? --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:38, October 3, 2011 (UTC)
No, but it's more not finding the time to hang out here. Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 22:03, Oct 3 2011

A day late, because ChiefjusticeDS got lazy: The UnSignPost![edit]

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 01:42, October 7, 2011 (UTC)

Hey, long time no see![edit]

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And he entered the temple upon his horseless chariot and drove out those who sold, 46 popping a wheelie unto them and saying, "It is written, 'My house shall be a place where we can ride without getting hassled by the man,' but you have made it a den of robbers."

Luke 19:45-46

Thanks for the vote on Ghostwriter!--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  15:37, October 11, 2011 (UTC)

No problem! Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 13:54, Oct 14 2011

Sparta?[edit]

THIS IS NOT SPARTA!!!

Thanks for your vote. ; ) Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 18:21, 14 October 2011

A song for the dead[edit]

Aww, are you inactive too? Thanks for the support as a new user years ago. It looks like I finally got time when everyone else is busy. Anyway, I shall blatantly whore Indiana Jones and the Typical University-level Dig for my sake.--Nikau 06:25, October 19, 2011 (UTC)

Allah/God/Yahweh (pick one) thanks you for your VFH vote[edit]

...on that UnNews piece I did. All Peace to the Dead.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png Sat, Oct 22 '11 10:37 (UTC)

Generic UnSignpost header[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:16, 27 October 2011

Generic UnSignpost header[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:53, 3 November 2011

Generic UnSignpost header[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:49, 10 November 2011

UnSignpost - 17 November 2011[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:25, 17 November 2011

UnSignpost - 24 November 2011[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:14, 24 November 2011

UnSignpost - 1 December 2011[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:14, 1 December 2011

UnSignpost - 8 December 2011[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:25, 8 December 2011

UnSignpost - 15 December 2011[edit]

--ChiefjusticeGameBoy 10:42, December 15, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 22 December 2011[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:50, 22 December 2011

UnSignpost - 29 December 2011[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:54, 29 December 2011

A belated thank-you from an inveterate procrastinator[edit]

Time bomb.jpg

Greetings, Necropaxx. You voted for UnNews:Son_of_Gaddafi_caught_attempting_to_enter_Canada on VFH. Now, obviously it's been a while since this happened. However, I figured that, while it can be too late to ask for forgiveness, it is never too late to give thanks.

Once again, thank you, and my apologies for not thanking you sooner. This impersonal, auto-generated message will self-destruct in 5 seconds.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png Wed, Jan 4 '12 11:03 (UTC)

UnSignpost - January 5th, 2012[edit]

Greetings[edit]

I have gone through my records and it appears as though you may have voted for me for some award, supported one or more of my articles on VFH, or supported one or more of my images on VFP, in the past year or so. If this is not the case, then please ignore this message. Otherwise, thank you for your support. May you have a long and fruitful life, and have many parasites. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 18:57, 6 January 2012

UnSignpost - 12 January 2012[edit]