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We were invented in *Beep!* 2674 by Oscar Wilde while he was huffing kittens, smoking opium, and doing Oprah. An emo *Wirr!* black person then shot Oscar and then turned into a flying space zombie pirate ninja. Nintendo caught saved Oscar but he *Whistle!* was so fat that Bush nuked him. Then everyone said:

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