User:Phantom Grammar

Phantom Grammar

Yes, that's grammar. People who write grammer are illiterate sub-humans, or just in a hurry.

Anyway, I proof-read and edit in the real world.

I love wikis, because I can correct everyone else's grammar and spelling without getting punched in the stomach for being a snotty-nosed little know-it-all.

I still am a snotty-nosed little know-it-all, however.

If you have a page that needs an editor's eye, I'm available.

Until I have some proper stuff to stick here, I've lazily slapped on a bunch of user templates. W00t.

Uncyclopedia:Babel

♀ This user is a girl, and is made of sugar, and spice, and everything nice. ♀

This user is a Mac User. Eat up. (List of Mac-Using Uncyclopedians)

Typo G This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes it to be an embarassment to language. This user desires the genocide of all Typo speakers. Typo G

uk-N This user is a native speaker of Correct English. uk-N

en-N This user is a native speaker of English. en-N

grc-4 This user speaks classical Greek at a near-native level. grc-4

ht-N This user is a native speaker of HTML. ht-N

la-4 This user speaks Latin at a near-native level. la-4 This user is a total UKer and knows how to queue, shag and shite. (British Uncyclopedians)