User:MichaelHax
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Noob of the Moment April 2007 |
“This page lets you find out what works MichaelHax has done.”
“What am I looking at now?!?”
“This page lets you find out how often MichaelHax has volunteered for charity.”
“MichaelHax fuckin' sucks!!!”
“Nothing to see here! Move along!”
“This page lets you find out how AWESOME and INSIGHTFUL MichaelHax is!”
“How come none of this stuff MichaelHax writes is true?”
Contrary to popular belief, Michael Hax is not dead. After winning the n00b of the month award, he was struck by what doctors call "Real Life" His responsisbilities between school, work and keeping the world safe from intergalactic terrorism has severely limited his time to make things up.
He still rules and continues to eat toast. If Michael Hax is seen killing someone that isn't an alien life form, be sure to contact the proper authorities.
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WARNING!!! This user is a total diva! Edit their work at your own risk! |
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This user has written 10 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities. |
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This user is a comic book geek, and thus has an encyclopedic knowledge of people in masks, capes and tights, no matter what comic universe the characters are from. |
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This User is a Thanagarian. Rannian users should run and hide! |
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This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200. |
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This user hates you and everyone you care about. |
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