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Where is my expected welcome message? Piemuffin 03:45, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

เรื่องบทความ "ฯลฯ" และ "ปากเวน" ผมได้ทำการลบทั้งสองหน้าไปแล้ว เนื่องด้วย ข้อความน้อยเกินไป เนื้อหาไม่เคลียร์ ไม่ได้เขียนด้วยรูปแบบ"วิกิ" หากต้องการเขียนใหม่กรุณาเขียนเนื้อหาที่มากกว่านี้ เคลียร์มากกว่านี้ ส่วนรูปแบบวิกิไม่ต้องก็ได้ (แต่ควรทำ เพราะไม่งั้นผมหรือคนอื่นๆก็ต้องไปปรับแก้ให้คุณอีก) ตัวอย่างของการเขียนหน้าที่ดีและวางรูปแบบวิกิที่เหมาะสมได้แก่ ข้อมูลปกปิด ท่านผู้นั้น พลังลึกลับ และสำหรับขั้นสูงขึ้นไปอีกหน่อย การเซ็นเซอร์ ลองดูรูปแบบและเขียนตามได้นะครับได้นะครับ นอกจากนี้หากคิดว่าหน้าที่คุณเขียนยังมีเนื้อหาที่ไม่พอควรจะใส่ If no speak Thai, please go here. Thank you :) --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 12:09, 18 August 2009 (UTC) damnit, that's no welcome message! sneaky thaifolk...

Whah....? Is that a welcome or a scolding? - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 20:16, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

Well it was meant to be a joke, but then Socky ruined it all by posting a real Welcome on top of it (note the times, mine is 4 or 5 minutes earlier I think). Damn that socky making me look a fool. --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 20:22, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

Ahhh I see. I like yours better so bye bye socky's post. - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 20:27, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

Now you have a blue page AND a Thai welcoming, now that is cool. Damnit you lost the blue page :(

Also let me be the first to give you an actual welcome too. I like what you did with your user page, it suggests some kind of technical skill, which I don't have. At all. --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 20:33, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

Jesus, well that's the last time I try to do anything fancy with a wiki page... --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 20:35, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

Gracias, learned most of it over at that spoof of uncyclopedia: wikipedia. But it didnt have the same atmosphere as the real deal. And you will be the first to know, but im the user Silly Angel's brother and the REAL designer of the Politics and History portals. - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 20:37, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

Are you trying to hurt my feelings? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:03, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

Define hurt. - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 21:44, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

Awesome

Well I'm scared of that section so I'm starting this new one. I have an account on that silly wiki too, I used it once to change a reference to a little-known Dutch movie and haven't touched it since. As it happens I'm going to whore the Foreign Office project I set up earlier this week while I have the opportunity. If you have any lingual proficiency or have some ideas for better formatting of that page, that would be pretty sweet.

What kind of articles are you thinking of writing btw? Am I being too imposing? Alright I'll go lie down for a while --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 20:47, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

Yes you can use that template, be my guest... --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 20:48, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

Ill take a look at the project if you want, I have some bilingual knowledge so I might be able to help. And I have no idea what kind of articles, the HowTo concept is intriguing but I will have to see whats in my mind. I have started a list of Man Laws that I might be able to do something with, but I dont know. And thanks for the template. - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 20:53, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 13th August 2009. It's not late. You are!

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The Newspaper that just got hijacked by Woody and Ape. Mwhahahaha!

Date August 13th, 2009 • Issue 60 • Taking the News, Making it Better

UnSignpost Editor Disappears; UnSignpost Suffers Mysterious Drop in Quality By The Woodburninator August 10, 2009 - a date which will live in infamy. Gerrycheevers, the UnSignpost's handsome, talented, and, often times, only editor announced his leave of absence in order to head west, and make a name for himself. In an UnSignpost Exclusive, Gerry talked at length about his final destination and the exciting journey he expects. "[I'll be heading to] north dakota. [I reckon I'll take the famous Oregon Trail, driving a horse and buggy, herding cattle, planting seeds of injustice wherever I may.]" How long this move out west will take is unknown by all but our best psychics, and since Gerry has them trained to bite anyone who come near, we'll go with Gerry's approximate date of August 21. If all of our readers miss Gerry (and we have a feeling that, one paragraph in, you already do), please drop him a line. Tell him how much he is missed. Tell him that if he ever leaves again, we won't be so forgiving. Just tell him something. We don't want to have to do this without him again. In an unrelated note, the UnSignpost - usually a shining example of grammatical correctness, good spelling, and hilarity - seems to have hit a drop in quality for this week's issue. The reasons for these changes seem to be a mystery to everyone. As far as we can tell, the problems that have arisen are completely arbitrary. The reasons for this change in quality have been the talk of the community this week. Some have suggested the recent meteor shower has caused an influx of gamma radiation into our atmosphere, creating a negative energy all over the Earth, and thus causing our writing abilities to falter. Under User stupidly blamed all of this on the change in editors, saying "Good to see we're keeping the time-honoured Signpost tradition of the revolving door to the editor's office alive and well. Although now Woody's in there, that should probably be a 'revolting' door." Bastard. Uncyclopedian creates Trivia Bot, ruins everything By An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays Popular Uncyclopedian Electric mocha something-or-other, also known as EMC, this week unveiled his latest creation: a trivia bot for the Uncyclopedia IRC Channel. The bot, named "UncycTrivia", stands at over seven feet tall and is made exclusively from red crayons. Seemingly, its only function is to spout random nonsense under the guise of trivia questions and then demand answers, awarding points to whoever manages to guess the random word or phrase it considers the answer. EMC let loose his bot on the nerds, perverts and middle-aged alcoholics of #uncyclopedia, leading to even less constructive conversation then usual. Instead, the channel is mostly filled with dozens of people shouting random words in the hopes of being awarded meaningless points. Some, however, have pointed out that the only real difference between this and the way things were before is the awarding of points. Not content with destroying one channel, however, EMC subsequently decided to bring his bot to ##turtle,the exciting new channel with the dubious honour of being "the BHOP of IRC" (but with less Bad Shroom), which also served as a staging post for a recent troll invasion of Yahoo! Answers. EMC was unavailable for comment when I was throwing this piece together in five minutes. He is presumed to be sitting in a cave somewhere stroking his large red crayon and laughing dementedly. New Editors Have Trouble Matching up Left and Right Sides By The Woodburninator In a startling development, the newest editors of the UnSignpost are proving to be quite inept at lining up the left and right sides of Post's template. It seems that our penchant for placing more and more boxes on the right side of the page has defeated the natural aesthetic of the Post's two-even-sides strategy. While this is a problem, it does seem to be fixable. Namely, by adding this headline and story. Is this just an obvious cry for help, that we are unable to do this without Gerry? Probably. But since our hostile takeover has proven quite successful unstoppable so far, we would disagree.

Check out these pages! International fucking of sorts Wikipedia gets uglier! Racist apes demand equal pay From our logs: 14:17, 10 August 2009 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked 142.165.47.133 (Talk) with an expiry time of Judgement Day ‎ (Who is Ed and why should is he better than me?) 14:18, 10 August 2009 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of Judgement Day ‎ (Fuck you, me, stop proving that guy's point with your horrible horrible ban reasons) 15:30, 8 August 2009 Under user (Talk | contribs) blocked MrN9000 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 24 seconds ‎ (beating me to a ban, and using a boring ban reason when you got there. honestly, I spend seconds on a ban reason, only to find it's wasted. gnurph!) Biopic of the Week Perhaps the finest research analyst from Boston that Uncyclopedia has ever seen, Gerrycheevers is among one of the most awarded users on the site. He has performed the rare feat of capturing Every single major monthly Award this site has to offer, plus NotM too. Add that to his 21.5 features, the class and dignity with which he has won them all, and his constant efforts as the main editor of the UnSignpost, it would seem that the reign of Cheevers is just begining. That is if he ever gets back here. Old School Featured Article of the Week The Little boy who lives down the street is a child who lives down the street that no other children have ever seen. (And no-one knows his name either...) This is because the child has died, in several fashions, over and over again, the subject of which is constantly being brought up by your Mother and/or Grandmother when they’re explaining why you cannot do something that you really want to do. VFD vote of the week "With the exception of Bruce Lee, these people are the least funniest people who have ever lived. Why people continue to cream their jeans over them for their supposed god-like abilities, I can't figure that out. Delete. Delete. Delete. Sakujo. Delete this massive faggotry. These people ain't bad THEY AIN'T NOTHIN'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -- Roman Dog Bird 04:27, 13 August 2009 (UTC) Sannse Trivia (from UncycTrivia) Q: Sannse moved to San Francisco because she is a ______ (hint: it starts with an "L") A: Liberal Actually, now we need another box. Woody, you fucking idiot.

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Excellent Work!

I love the design, would you be able to work the whole project (i.e. the offshoot pages too) in a similar manner? Actually I'll check with some fellow ambassadors first and then give you the nod if (when) they say yeah. Cheers --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 22:52, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

Actually there appears to be a broken image. Perhaps I will also have a splash page or whatever it's called... I really want to keep that British ambassador pic :( --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 23:02, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

That broken image was put there as a placeholder so that you can put in an image of your choosing. And yea the template is easy to replicate in offshoot pages. - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 23:07, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

Ah jolly good Mr. Muffin, thank you. I'll experiment with pics then :) Where are you from btw? --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 23:14, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

I'm slightly retarded. How could you take that ambassador pic and make it look good? I just made a mess of it. --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 23:24, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

Does that work? Check the design page again. And the jolly continent of North America gives me shelter. - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 23:28, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

It has a white border to the left of it which I can't get rid of :( --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 23:35, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

I believe that if you want a caption you have to have that border. And we are both talking about User:Piemuffin/design right? - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 23:45, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, it's just that the border looks thicker to the left and non-existent on the right. Other than that, nice work! --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 23:48, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

We could do something like that... but there is no caption. Its the DIVs that are messing it up and because uncyclopedia isnt fluent with html there is no way to fix it. SO you can either have no caption, messed up border, or no image. Sorry for the limited choices - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 23:52, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

Heh no problem at all, the joke's already kinda past its sell-by-date to be honest, we lose nothing by losing it (apart from losing it... umm...). I'll see what the ambassadors say :) --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 23:54, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

Ok, ill await their decision before doing anything with the image. - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 23:55, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

Im headin in for the night, ill make all the changes in the morning, just post what you want me to do. - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 00:17, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

Thanks, I like the design, very nice, we're still waiting for the final verdict though... --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 14:07, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

Ok, I can wait. - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 14:26, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

The Polish ambassador has spoken. He says YAY, so you get the commission ;) Could you do all the off-shoot pages too please? Pretty please? :) --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 18:07, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

Sure, can you compile a list of the offshoot pages? - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 19:00, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

List of Pages (and a new section! :D)

Uncyclopedia:Foreign_Office
Uncyclopedia:Foreign_Office/+English (but not the other languages, that's up to the ambassador of the language)
Uncyclopedia:Foreign_Office/-
Uncyclopedia:Foreign_Office/Requests (ignore that it is currently blank, just write a heading or something)
Uncyclopedia:Foreign_Office/Translated_List
Uncyclopedia:Foreign_Office/+
Uncyclopedia:Foreign_Office/Ambassadors

Some of them I may revert, depending on how they feel afterwards, but for the mean time can you format those as you formatted the previous one? Thanks very much --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 19:23, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

Sure, ill do my best. - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 22:01, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

Here is the User:Piemuffin/design/+English. Ill start on the other ones now. - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 22:25, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

Another done: User:Piemuffin/design/-. On to more! - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 23:20, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

Grazie, no rush or anything, I'll be away this weekend anyway, so take your time :) --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 23:25, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

Gosh, I can finish them all in the next 1/2 hour. Speaking of... here is the request: User:Piemuffin/design/Requests - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 23:27, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

Cool, I didn't think it was that simple. Tell me when you're finito and I'll swap the page titles and stuff --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 23:32, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

Ya its just copy and paste now, the creating of the template was the hard part. Ill give you the next two together. - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 23:33, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

Ok, the next two: User:Piemuffin/design/Translated List and User:Piemuffin/design/+ - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 23:42, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

Done, anything else? I better get the Feather in Your Cap award! Not really of course. User:Piemuffin/design/Ambassadors - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 23:46, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

Haha, cool, believe me, if I knew how to make award templates, you'd have one. Maybe that can you be your next task? ;) Thanks for all the work :) --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 00:08, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

No problem, now need to find out what to do with my articles.... - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 00:12, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

What as regards your articles?

El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 00:35, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

Yay new section, my Future articles I guess. Mostly the Man Law one. (see user page) - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 00:47, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

Ah yeah I saw that one. You mean like how to incorporate it into something bigger? Like a story behind it or something? --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 00:53, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

Yea, like here is an excerpt from mordillo's page

Mordillo:Not aware of it (although some of the rules there make perfect sense!) but the way it currently looks, a huge list, it's going to make it. You need to build a story around it. Let's say, the man's crusade to battle woman's total domination over the planet?

I want something like that.... but dont know how. - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 01:22, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

Ahhh, well Mordillo's idea seems pretty good, no? Bring an extra layer of satire in and bring the Masculinist movement into it or something. It could be very good --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 09:03, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

Ya but im not too good at the satire things... need to learn from someone or do a colab with someone. - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 11:20, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

I'd be happy to lend a hand. But be warned, I'm a temperamental artist! I take ages to do anything! And I have a very strange manner of speaking! --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 11:26, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

I accept the dangers of working with you. Where shall we begein, (is a new section in order?) - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 11:30, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

A New Section

Unfortunately it's breakfast/lunch time now (I'm UK-based), so I must go eat and stuff. I'll do some thinking and get back to you later, then I can write something meaningful here. --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 11:36, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

Awesome, i shall await your thoughts. - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 11:41, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

I have been thinking. What I have thought is this. Since what you are really needing is an angle to come at the topic from, I would suggest making the article more of a parody of the authors of the list, rather than just a list of amusing one-liners. You need to tie the list together with some kind of purpose, and I would suggest making it a list of "Man Laws" as proposed by a group of not particularly manly men (which would be the running theme of the article) to justify their manliness. You would need a back story, or some kind of linked narrative of course. Perhaps the article could be on a particularly fictitious society that aims to propagagate the manliness of men and then you could talk a little about this history of it too. Try to focus on times/cultures where men might have been undermined or felt subordinate to women. Like strong matriarchal type societies (they can be exaggerated) or periods when religiously conservative groups (as in the era of the suffragettes) felt that emerging feminist movements were a threat. Except it's important to make the men into slightly more caricatured and weak individuals. For some reason I'm thinking the list should be introduced in a British/Irish catholic working man's club about 50 years ago (you would have to revise the list perhaps) and has been added to since then, but that's probably just my background. Tell me what you think. --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 13:44, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

That's not to say that the list can't be funny in itself of course, some of the things they say can be quite true and hence funny (especially if they are exaggerated a little), but I think the joke ultimately must be on the overall concept, rather than the details. --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 13:47, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

Your idea actually sparked some of my own, how about the Man Law Committee is gathering and is planning to revise the list, but somehow some gay guys and two women make it onto the committee and the list goes through some drastic changes. We could make the article seem like its a script (we could make it an unscript too). Thoughts? - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 13:52, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

I'm willing to go with it. If you make a start, we'll reconsider it after we can see where it's going ;) --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 13:55, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

Ok, ill start it out as though we will make it into a script. - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 13:56, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

Im starting it here. UnScripts:Man_Law_Revision- - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 14:07, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

Sir

Please read ALL the text at the top of the VFD page. Especially the bit where it says "If you increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20, you will be blocked for 1 day, no exceptions. This means do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes are shown with either a red link (where they have been deleted), or with the Closed nomination tag to indicate that the article has been kept. You have been warned." ;-) Also, please try to leave a reason for deletion if you can. Cheers. MrN 16:01, Aug 21

Oh yeah, here's your prize terribly horrifying picture (that I haven't as yet found a legitamite excuse for wanting, but it's hella funny to me) for adding something to the Poopsmith's Lounge.

Scared ya, didn't it? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:24, 21 August 2009 (UTC)

SWEET!!!! Thanks! 96.246.240.250 19:36, 21 August 2009 (UTC)