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SUGGESTIONS FOR TRANSLATION
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LANGUAGE LISTS
正體中文(Traditional Chinese)[edit source]
- zh-tw:電影片尾 end credits
Black screen, white text, sad music, you know what I mean.
Deutsch (German)[edit source]
- Chemtrail (I think the German Chemtrail article is excellent, the English one is rather poor. I have seen that there is a nice Italian one, too. Maybe it might be worth putting them all together.)
- Fadenwurminfektionen des Hundes (Nematode infections in dogs)
- Nonnenhockey (Nun hockey)
- Spontane menschliche Selbstentzündung (Spontaneous combustion in humans)
English[edit source]
Easy[edit source]
- Clairvoyance among dinosaurs (fr) (he)
- UnNews:Man wakes up
- Mr Blotto (fr) - Only just translated from French and not quite perfected perhaps, but the general idea is there and the language is relatively simple. It would make a great translation into any language (that has quite a dark sense of humour)
- Martina Hingis (fr) - Easy and very funny.
- HowTo:Build the Perfect Sandcastle (fr) - I think the story is pretty much universal - seconded, and it's an original approach too
- Kingdom of the Two Sicilies (pl) - This article, translated from Polish, is about short-living country from XIX century. Joke is based on existing second Sicily that suddenly appeared next to original Sicily.
- HowTo:Be a Good Catholic (pl) - This article is a guide to become good Catholic. Jokes are based on stereotypes of Catholicism.
- UnNews:Small children may have unrealistic goals (de, es, fr, zh-tw)
- I don't appreciate your attitude towards my potato chip situation (fr)
- Why?:Can't Anybody Drive in this Town? (de)
Normal[edit source]
- Turing Duck Test (de, fr)
- Chutes and Ladders (fr)
- Cell biologists are cooler than molecular biologists (fr) - Here is an image to help you for translating.
- Zen (fi, fr, he) - This one is brilliant but not very funny. There is useful explanations on the talk page.
Difficult[edit source]
- Sherlock Holmes (fr, he, nl) - Very great article.
- UnBooks:USA ROCKS! (fr)
- Eurovision Song Contest. I know there's plenty of my (Mickey's) stuff already here, and it's already been translated into German, but this is perfect for translation into any other European language. It would also be cool to see people create/adapt their nation's entry to fit in with their view of their Eurovision record.
To be sorted.
- Rafael Nadal
- Scatomancy (fr)
- UnBooks:Vincent Van Gogh's Things To Do on a Rainy Afternoon
- Ingmar Bergman
- UnBooks:The secret diary of Andrew Murray, aged 20¾
- Blackbeard Catering Company
- UnNews:Is the Government doing enough to appease the Sun God? - awesome article and would translate into any culture
- UnBooks:The Complete Idiot's Guide To Talking To Women (ja)
- Martin Van Buren - This is about a fairly obscure American president, but could easily be changed to apply to another culture too...
- First Gradeism
- Is This Some Kind of Fucking Joke?!
- Lao Tsu
- The Popularity of War
- Dungeons & Dragons: Real Life Edition - looks like fine stuff for the world market to me ...
- Fluffy Bunny World - Fairy tales are international
- Poland - I think there won't be any better article about Poland. Really. I'm from Poland and I greatly recommend this article and i believe it can be translated into any other language (maybe with exception of Chinese but who knows :P)!
- UnBooks:Instant Messaging Translation Guide for 19th Century <insert nationality> Gentlemen
- Sledging (pl)
- Cricket
- Age of Umpires (pl) those three are just great. In Poland, we have independent article about cricket, but i highly recommend those. Ptok-Bentoniczny 20:13, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
- Allahakbarries good one too!
Español (Spanish)[edit source]
- Talked Soccer
- Hi mom, i'm on the Internet
- Accidents caused by human stupidity
- Jew-Jitsu
- Planes Rain
- How to kill someone with toilet paper
- Why?: Edit on uncyclopedia if you don't make any money and Jimbo Wales gets rich at your expenses?
- Materia Oscura (Dark Matter)
- William S Burroughs
- Call Center
- I love you Patty, and i'm making a UnNew so that everyone knows it
- Triangle Hero
- Guide to become your own grandfather
- Israel national football team
Français (French)[edit source]
- Guinness Book of Records
- Cinema Beware! Spoken French.
- Franklin
- La Blague Dangereuse (The Deadly/Dangerous Joke)
- Wingdings
- Monsieur Épave (Mr. Blotto)
- Comment gagner aux échecs sans en connaître les règles (How to win at chess without knowing the rules)
- Biolive (Biolivia)
- fr:Ryanair
- La Belgique fondée par les Égyptiens : preuves irréfutables (Irrefutable Proof that Belgium was founded by the Egyptians)
- Suicide collectif (Collective Suicide)
- Conduire en Moldavie (Driving in Moldova)
- Correspondance de Robinson Crusoé (Letters from Robison Crusoe)
- Louis Pasteur
- Kama-Sutra
- Mythologie Basque (Basque Mythology)
- Comment se faire passer pour un chien (HowTo:Pretend being a dog)
Ελληνικά (Greek)[edit source]
Konstantinos Mitsotakis [& harmonization with the Dracula myth]
עברית (Hebrew)[edit source]
- Flag of the United States
- Spire of Dublin
- Ten Commandments
- Dima Bilan (Winner of eurovision SC 2008)
- The anti-Israeli cult
- Red links
- Benjamin Netanyahu (Israeli prime minister)
- Smoking
- Summer Olympics 2012
- Iraq
- Czech Republic
- Redox
- Snow-white and the seven dwarfs 8
- UnNews:Gargamel sex scandal (based on a localized event but can be re-written to fit other languages)
Italiano[edit source]
Attention please: we can't assure that all images are original and without any copyright, but we suggest not to care about it.
- Jörg Haider
- Galileo Galilei
- Giuseppe Garibaldi
- Manuali:Allungamento del pene (HowTo:Make your penis longer)
- Manuali:Pene - istruzioni per l'uso (HowTo:Use your penis)
- Questa pagina qua (This page)
- Codice della strada (Traffic signs)
- Lamù (Urusei Yatsura)
- Death Note
- Donna ideale (Perfect woman)
- Esercito italiano (Italian army)
- Manuali:Depredare i rinfreschi (HowTo:Loot a buffet)
- Discussione tipica tra due utenti di Wikipedia (Typical discussion between two Wikipedia's users)
- Cardcaptor Sakura
- L'incantevole Creamy (Creamy Mami, the Magic Angel)
- Beyblade
- Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle
- Lei, l'arma finale (She, the last weapon)
- Un incantesimo dischiuso tra i petali del tempo per Rina (Slayers)
- Gunslinger Girl
- Assedio (Siege)
- Amerigo Vespucci
- Colpa di Wikia (Blame Wikia)
And more of them are coming!
日本語 (Japanese)[edit source]
(We will recommend you to translate when it likes samurai).
- Extreme Suicide
- Hans-Ulrich Rudel
- My cat is the prettiest in the world
- Ugly Sentences
- A man who assassinated Trotsky
- Gotten kitten
- El Temple Expiatori de la Sagrada Família(No period page)
- Mao Asada
- GKBR
- Figure Skater(Very Long Page)
- Please read:A personal appeal from Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales
When not thinking that the image is few and satisfactory for the Japanese version Uncyclopedia.
한국어 (Korean)[edit source]
- The monster of the biggest eyes: A cynical article about Japanese Anime characters that have horribly big eyes. Korean Uncyclopedia FA.
Magyar (Hungarian)[edit source]
- Useful phrases for angry ad viewers
- Useful phrases for angry ad viewers, guns reloaded
- Useful
liesphrases for film makers planning a press conference - Poland (This is the one which is better than the English version... :) )
- Pécs, the accursed city (Sodom and Gomorrah 2.0 beta)
- The fringe
Nederlands (Dutch)[edit source]
If you want to get a basic translation of a page you're interested in, ask Lars or another Oncian.
- Roemenië (Romania) This article has been translated in our Language House!
- English Uncyclopedia --> Roemenie
- Bretagne (Brittany) The translation of this article in our Language House has peen paused, notify Lars if you're interested!
- Stress op het werk (Stress at work) (Here we used Imagemap to create this. Translating will be difficult, but I'm sure you guys can make an own English version out of it!)
- Afkorting (Abbreviation) (I know there is already an article that has the same name, or that looks like it, but I personally think yours is less good than ours, with codes, stolen from Wikipedia, we made a story in all abbreviations (of is it called differently?).)
- Braille (Braille) (This one here also seems made with Imagemap, but it's not! First the story (+ the text in normal letters) is in the edit centre, that can be translated, and to make this piece of points, the Braille-font was downloaded somewhere, and 'translated' the story into Braille. Then copypasta'ed into that article, printscreened it, copypasta'ed in Paint or whatever you like, uploading, Imagemapping, copypasta'ing again et voila.)
- Parijs (Paris) (All public domain pictures. Basically, the joke is that it's on Corsica and the language is weird - or was it all along?)
- Jan (John) (It's about all the Jannen (Johns) we know in the Dutch language. Similarly, English has a lot of Johns (John Doe) French has a lot of Jeans and all language will have a stereotypical name.)
- Monaco (Monaco) (It's a Belgian protectorate with an own language. È c'es bo! Liçè c'article!)
- Gallië (Gaul) (About 2000 years ago, the whole of Gaul - as France was called - was occupied by Caesar's soldiers. Completely?! No, there was one small settlement...)
- Corsica (Corsica) (Written by the same man who wrote Roemenië, the article on the continent/country/province/city/quarter should keep everyone interested. Uups, nus summe décuvertus!)
- Jackson Pollock (Jackson Pollock) (The man who used MS Paint for all of his paintings. Very easy for me to translate and quite easy fun. Like a fast-food recipe for a laugh!)
- Politie (Police) (All kinds of unit numbers have been used. 212, 007, X33, 10-4...)
- Servië (Serbia) (It used to be this great empire, but now... You might only want to use the history part and make an arrticle like History of Serbia, since the other parts are actually rather small. And it could use a png-ification too.)
- Willem van Oranje (William the Silent) (To the Dutch what Che Guevara was to communism. And when the taxes were raised, he just sighed. "Che...")
- Latijn (Latin) (Lingua plus bella mondum? Doubtum!)
- Kapitein (Captain) (All of them! Including Captain Obvious and his rivals.)
- Terroristische aanslag tijdens Koninklijke Rally Dakar (UnNews Article - Terrorism hits Royal Rally Dakar) (The seond of two UnNews Articles (I may be able to expand it into a lot more). The first is about the start of the Royal Rally Dakar, which goes through France. The second is about a bomb that goes off just before the start of the rally, after which the rally is cancelled. A third one could be about the definite cancelling of the Royal Rally Dakar. It could go on until France starts a war against Spain. Only downside is that it is strongly linked to France.)
Polski (Polish)[edit source]
- Transnistria (Naddniestrze) All economics in Transnistria is based on mafia and criminalists that works there legally/ Transistria was made by putting USSR into part of Moldova, so USSR will never die :P
- Own goal (Gol samobójczy) All about own goals
- How to be a good Catholic (Jak być dobrym katolikiem) This guide will teach you how to become good catholic that will make happy all priests and bishops. Guide includes teachings about fighting atheists :P (it's been translated to English HowTo:Be a Good Catholic)
- Cricket Poland is a nation without cricket team... There are six amateurs cricket teams in poland one includin Indian immigrants and one including 60 y old woman... SO, this article (not based on English one except O. Wilde quote :P (English one is also very good)) shows cricket in an eye of non-cricketing nation, explaining rules and history on it's own, funny (in opinion of Poles; its featured article as all above except Transnistira). Article is long, includes funny photos, but few parts are game word (like obstruction the field, where obstrukcja in poland is very big defecation... :) )
- Bandy hockey - Bandy hockey.... totally fucked up game i.m.h.o. Bandy is some kind of mix of football and hckey and this article explains real orgins of game and present bandy hockey.
- lacrosse - Poland has only article about bandy and second but best article about lacrosse. Lacrosse article describes Indian origins of lacrosse and present lacrosse in real.
Português[edit source]
- Botanofilia (Sex with plants, vegetables and alike. Yummy.)
- Pool of 1000 liters (Piscina de 1000 litros)
- Desciclopédia's Featured Articles (111 as in August 2009)
- Heisenberg's Uncertainity Principle
- HowTo:Answer a Calculus Exam Without Thinking Too Much
- 웃 - added because it seems an original and accessible topic
- Pink Floyd - Good approach, don't actually know how good the English "Pink Floyd" article is (too lazy to look), but it should definitely add the "Pink Freud" pic ;)
- Water
- Snow
- Apple
- History of Portugal
- History of Brazil - might be some in-jokes in these two, but who better to get decent satire from than the Brazilians/Portuguese themselves
- Genghis Khan
- Ferdinand Magellan - The English article is awful
- Joan of Arc
- Rene Descartes
- Green biker dude who dies at the beginning of Megaman X2 first stage
- Republica Checa (Czech Republic)
Русский (Russian)[edit source]
- Seven of our featured pages:
- Мураками (Murakami) — an article about a company, not about Haruki Murakami.
- Как правильно:Испытать Романтическую Любовь (HowTo:Be Romantic) — an article about... guess what?
- Сунь-цзы (Sun-Tzu) - I added four more, hope this is ok? (Sid)
- Часы (Alarm Clock?)
- Ливия (Libya)
- 54 308 428 790 203 478 762 340 052 723 346 983 453 487 023 489 987 231 275 412 390 872 348 475
- Как правильно:Испортить дружескую вечеринку (HowTo:Spoil a Party) — And one more from me :-) Praet.
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Dansk (Danish)[edit source]
Norsk (Norwegian)[edit source]
- Waffledrier (Vaffeltørker) - One of the world most important invetion at all time!
- Wrongly Categorized Article (Feilkategorisert artikkel) - This article is maybe placed in wrong categories?
- Pine forest (Furuskog)
- HowTo:Trim the coffeemaker (Hvordan:Trimme kaffetrakteren)
Svenska (Swedish)[edit source]