User talk:Javascap/Archive 1

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Epilepsy

If you have an article that you think has been spammed, I would let an administrator know about it so that they can fix it themselves. Please don't go blanking pages like that. Thanks.

-Razorflame (contributions) Talk 20:35, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

It wasnt blanking... it was 216 bytes of the same image, so I reduced it to around 36 or so O_o

Javascap 21:14, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Please just let the admins take care of it :) Send them a note if you think it's worth mentioning to them :) -Razorflame (contributions) Talk 21:15, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

And could you kindly point me to an admin? I am kinda new here ;)

Javascap 21:16, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Mhaile -Razorflame (contributions) Talk 21:17, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

That page doesnt exist or has been huffed O_O Javascap 21:18, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Yeah. No problem. -Razorflame (contributions) Talk 21:22, 9 November 2007 (UTC) Oh, for freaking sake! Hold on...I'll get it to you shortly. -Razorflame (contributions) Talk 21:19, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

User talk:Mhaille Here.... -Razorflame (contributions) Talk 21:20, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Cool, thank you. Javascap 21:21, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

EDIT

Keep it G on my page. you can be neurotic and messed up anywhere else except here. Javascap 21:26, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Okay, but gay means happy... ;) ~Formerly Annoying Crap 21:27, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

True. But sadly, gay has come to be an offensive term nowerdays :'( Ah well, moving on, Javascap 21:28, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Well, I did write the article on Lesbos and there's nothing remotely offensive about it! ~Formerly Annoying Crap 21:32, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

True, but the article on lesbos is not my page =P Pwnt? Javascap 21:33, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Hah! It is now... (see above) Anyhoo, I can help you with anything those busy ADMINS don't have time for, cuz I'm just a user like you - K? ~Formerly Annoying Crap 21:35, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Cutting your Own Head Off

I see you've created Howto:cut your own head off with a hatchet, and integrated it into the existing series. However, there are a few problems with this.

1. It has been decided by community consensus that two (2) articles is the farthest this joke can be taken without unnecessary dulling.
2. Your article is not of the same quality as the previous two
3. You failed to submit it for a Pee Review
4. There was no community consensus for a change in the Forum:Village Dump, as the previous move had.
5. ...
6. Profit!

As such, I have taken the liberty of moving your aritcle into your namespace to prevent it from being senselessly huffed. It can be found here. It is my opinion that it will likely never become a piece of mainspace, and should be abandoned where it sits.

Thank you for your time.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   12:10, 20 November 2007 (UTC)  

VFD

Per deletion policy, pages that a.) are only a few days old or b.) have been tagged with {{ICU}} should not be nominated for deletion on VFD. You violated both rules with your recent VFD of Runescape Player, thus the warning. Seriously, read the deletion policy. —Hinoa talk.kun 19:14, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

Welcome to UnNews

UnNews:The Tooth Fairy Comes out of the Closet is still pretty wretched, but do not despair! Read the crap below and perhaps you'll glean the skills to fix it up nicely. If it's not helpful, then my all means take it to Pee Review. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 00:50, 29 January 2008 (UTC)

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Good luck on that crappier article thing. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 14:12, 30 January 2008 (UTC)

Okay, so

Strange but untrue could probably explain it better than me. Apparently, meta-humor is self-reference, so maybe Snowman isn't that. Meanwhile, random humor are things that are, well, random. I guess Snowman could be random. Probably debatable. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 03:52, Feb. 1, 2008

Cool. Thanks for the response =) Javascap 13:27, 5 February 2008 (UTC)

Holocaust denial denial denial denial denial

I have several reasons for not deleting it. For starters, it's much more than a week old, and shouldn't be on QVFD. Check the history. It's already been kept via VFD, as well. Not only that, but it is part of a series of articles, and, in my humble opinion, a fitting and humorous conclusion to that series. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:48, Mar 3

Sweet!

Thanks for reviewing HowTo:Build a Computer for me. Personally I thought it was a bit short and too simple, but you seem to think it good. I will now submit it to VFH immediately. Again, thanks a lot.--Garionepsilon 20:13, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

No problem. Go ahead, have a nice day. In fact, please do! Warm regards, Javascap 21:54, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

Hey!

Thanks for reviewing my article. I planned to add images to it, but then I completely forgot *slaps forehead*. Thanks! :) --THE 22:12, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for the review!

Thanks for the review! I'm still working on the article :) Vzvartnots 23:59, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

PEEING

OK, you're in! Feel free to add the {{user PEEING}} template to your userpage, call yourself a fresh stain, and generally consider yourself to be a decent reviewer! (Keep up the standard though, I'll be watching!) Cheers! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:53, Mar 11