User talk:F.D.Winkler

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Dude...

...changing your story only makes you look like a liar. We know you're not the real deal, so DON'T TRY--Æ 22:20, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

I don't know, this guy looks legit. He has a very convincing moustache. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:22, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

Than why is he is going by Francis Winkler? What are the odds of his name being Francis Winkler? Additionally, why would he create a new forum a day after the older forum?--Æ 22:24, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

my name is not Francis, but it starts with an F. 70.187.221.179 22:27, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

That was a clue if ever I saw one... Or am I starving with this one? Possibly on fire? Or maybe I have flown of the rails? MrN 23:42, Dec 21

Doubtful. And I did forget my Meds today, TKF. I didn't kill a demon or repair a gun today in Nexuswar. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 22:28, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

According to a whois/rdns lookup on his IP, it's from the same area LotofLOLS, the creator of Mr winkler is GAY, is from (northern Virginia), so this is either the real Mr. Winkler or LotofLOLS. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 22:39, Dec. 21, 2007

This is the schools IP. 70.187.221.179 22:42, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

Intresting. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:24, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

This still isn't the real deal, given the fact that a SINGLE day later, ANOTHER Winkler impersonator comes along requesting that's deleted. Seems like these two resemble each other and the first one clearly isn't an English Teacher which leads me to believe this one also is a fake.--Æ 23:29, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

The boy who cried Winkler

What is going to happen if the real Winkler comes, but we don't believe him? -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 02:31, 22 December 2007 (UTC)

I might write an article about that. NOT ANOTHER SPINOFF!--Æ 02:32, 22 December 2007 (UTC)

A please stop writing winkler spin-offs article? I like it... MrN 02:42, Dec 22