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Welcome back, Puglseyfan69420. Your restrictions on UN:OFFICE still apply, until further notice. Also, this being more of a suggestion than an order, please write your password down this time. Even if you are forgetting your password, this is starting to get too repetitive. Further creation of alternate accounts, legitimate need for creation or not, may result in them being blocked. However, continued good behavior on THIS ACCOUNT will result in the sanctions being lifted. WohMiSpeaketh Here! 13:47, 5 May 2022 (UTC)
I had to get rid of some stuff to make it work. Apologies. WohMiSpeaketh Here! 00:30, 6 May 2022 (UTC)
Don't be mean (even if they deserve it)[edit source]
I'm not gonna punish you over it, but consider this a warning: Don't create pages like Gale5050 in the future, as it violates mainly Uncyclopedia:No cyberbullying, but also stuff like the Codeine's Mum rule. (Who heard of Gale anyway?) Thank you! WohMiSpeaketh Here! 02:05, 9 May 2022 (UTC)
So, I get that you like the kid from the Fairly Oddparents. Bit weird, but the part I have issue with is Timmy Turner being 10 in the media he is potrayed in. So, let's cut down on the foreskin/penis/sexual stuff regarding ol' Timmy. Or just in general, too. WohMiSpeaketh Here! 18:36, 18 May 2022 (UTC)
I am asking that. From what I see, it greatly fails its purpose. Do you want to help it's destruction? I already know you're good at vandalizing, but I think you should switch up your tactics for this one. LiteralUnnamed Space (Name them) (Errors fixed) 09:59, 20 May 2022 (UTC)
Encyclopaedia Dramaitica?Hell yeah mate!-🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 11:42, 20 May 2022 (UTC)
Woot! Let me know how it turns out. (And maybe make this funny. Something they are clearly lacking in...) LiteralUnnamed Space (Name them) (Errors fixed) 12:35, 20 May 2022 (UTC)
The site is down lmao! I think we won!-🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 12:40, 20 May 2022 (UTC)
From what I can see, it uses an incredibly outdated version of MediaWiki: hxxps://encyclopediadramatica[.]online/Special:Version. There are probably a lot of security vulnerabilities there, although I don't want to get any computer fraud charges on my record. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 21:47, 25 June 2022 (UTC)
Pretty much every VPN IP has been blocked by StopForumSpam lately, sad Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 21:51, 25 June 2022 (UTC)
This one has zero dirty jokes, but it has a reference to a song I like. I won't give a hint now. HERE GOES! [?_ !@?÷ £# ?÷//@/¥! @!$ £ @? &÷=÷ /¥ #@_, ×£/& /&÷ ₩¥×÷= ¥% !÷¥ £ #/@!$ £! _¥€= ×@_. #@:£!^ /&÷ (£!^$¥? %=¥? /&÷ %@))÷! "&£)$ ¥% ?@!, ¥/&÷=# %@£)÷$ /¥ #/¥₩ _¥€ ;€/ £ (!¥× £ "@!,] The square brackets indicate the beginning and end. Let's see if you
can solve this. ARandomPage, also named Space (ARandomTalkPage) (ARandomContributionsPage) 06:36, 21 May 2022 (UTC)
it says my mum is gay, very funny-🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 09:55, 23 June 2022 (UTC)
Could I get another hint?-🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 22:56, 25 June 2022 (UTC)
OK, so, on mobile devices, the letter A is in the same position as the symbol @ once you switch to symbols. The puzzle follows that code, but with all the letters and commas and periods and whatever. ARandomPage, also named Space (ARandomTalkPage) (ARandomContributionsPage) 00:36, 26 June 2022 (UTC)
On my phone it’s k not a-🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 00:40, 26 June 2022 (UTC)
I understand your instructions, and I do use QWERTY layout, but it’s just coming out as complete gibberish. The bottom row of the alphabet keyboard has 7 characters, while the bottom row on the symbols keyboard has 5 characters, they don’t line up at all.—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 11:20, 27 June 2022 (UTC)
ゆっくりでいいので、イディッシュ語を教えてくださいNewjuki08:59, 21 May 2022 (UTC)
Apparently you will be at war somehow. ファイト!Newjuki09:55, 21 May 2022 (UTC)
Probably not... she just breached her UN:OFFICE sanctions. If you want to know about the war... bascially, a group of users picked their favorite pony and proceeded to have many arguments about said ponies. I myself went with "all ponies deserve DEPTH". ARandomPage, also named Space (ARandomTalkPage) (ARandomContributionsPage) 13:26, 21 May 2022 (UTC)
Ahh...yes. Honestly, I left multiple sarcastic comments. Even my English is not correct.Newjuki13:46, 21 May 2022 (UTC)
Ummmm...., I misunderstood Crocotta1. I thought she is just an uncanny user before I read UN:OFFICE. Please tell me if there are misunderstandings.Newjuki14:47, 21 May 2022 (UTC)
Baiscally, I’m unoffnsive user. In other word, just a coward. So.... you two is good to me NOW. (but I’d like to know more details "not-bad behavior" I’m really a noob.) Newjuki 16:13, 23 May 2022 (UTC)
My comment was wrong. Please teach me pervy Yiddish. Newjuki 16:58, 23 May 2022 (UTC)
What? Lmao! No! Normal Yiddish is okay!-🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 17:01, 23 May 2022 (UTC)
Okay. Let’s start from scratch. ゆっくりでいいので、イディッシュ語を教えてください。Newjuki 17:09, 23 May 2022 (UTC)
Pervy is 変態 in Japanese. That had nothing to do with Yiddish haha.-🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 17:11, 23 May 2022 (UTC)
I knew it you hentai! Am I obsessed with Crocotta1? I shouldn’t talk with her anymore? Newjuki 17:39, 23 May 2022 (UTC)
変態 also stands for やばい、すごい for real. You are やばい in many ways. Newjuki 17:51, 23 May 2022 (UTC)
すみません。わたしは分かりません。-🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 17:58, 23 May 2022 (UTC)
やばい is やばい.... which means sort of insane, crazy and unbelievable. 説明が難しいです Newjuki 22:07, 23 May 2022 (UTC)
Hi, I'd like to remind you that these patrol-sanctions - previously given to your old accounts - still apply to you even if you're editing under a new name. For the full entry see here, but to summarize the most important bits;
you are only allowed 1 page creation per calendar day. This you have already broken several times if you count the several redirect and category pages here and there, but as for actual spammy content you've toned it down, which I appreciate. However the category and redirect-page spam is still against the rules, so I'm giving you a 7 day-ban for it.
you are only allowed 3 file uploads per calendar day. This is where it gets just ridiculous. Just today you've already uploaded 13 files. Yesterday it was 12 files. I won't be bothering to look farther than that so I'm giving you only a 14-day ban for this, but this really has to stop.
user may not use VFD, QVFD and ICU herself. I don't know what the apparent sanction for this is, but this you've broken as well several times. I'm giving you a 3-day ban for this.
All-in-all, your account will be banned now for a while. Please read the sanctions given to you thoroughly and abide by them so this won't have to happen again, you are still absolutely welcome to edit here if you tone down the spammy content. And I'm not going to restore the 凤凤-page like you asked because it exceeds your article-per-day rule, sorry. Stay cool Cat the Colourful(Feed me!)Zzz15:38, 27May, 2022(UTC)
So, a couple of things.
First, I'm sorry to see this go down, but yes, you were technically in violation of your sanctions, and this time it was getting to be a bit much, so I agree that this block was necessary.
Pages with foreign characters in the title are completely unnecessary and disruptive. However, please do feel free to put foreign characters in articles, as that can often be very funny when done correctly (e.g. the article should still be mostly comprehensible for English speakers). If you want an article to look like it's title is something foreign, you can use a template like {{DISPLAYTITLE:凤凤}}, and the article will display said title but still be searchable for people with an English language keyboard.
Please do be mindful about creating really short articles. It's annoying. Put them in your user space if you wanna work on them.
I've always thought that the amount of time allowed for these blocks in the OFFICE sanctions was ridiculously long, especially given that they were first implemented at the same time that Gale5050 was being an absolute fucktard with virtual impunity, almost never getting blocked for his disruption. Unlike Crocotta1, Gale5050's disruption was intentional. Crocotta1, on the other hand, is just a little reckless sometimes.
I'm going to allow you to edit your talk page during your block, you should be allowed to respond to this. I doubt this will be a problem. Please don't prove me wrong. Please don't do something stupid.
@Cat the Colourful: would you be open to reducing the time of this block? Maybe 3-7 days would be more appropriate? Except for asking to have the 凤凤 hacked up, Crocotta1 really hasn't been problematic like before. She definitely has improved.
Whenever the block expires, if you can go a month without violating your sanctions again, I will ask to have them lifted.
Cheers everyone. MrXblow me 18:09, 27 May 2022 (UTC)
Please don’t delete my files, I am going to use them in future edits.[edit source]
You may know this already, but there are 2 English Uncyclopedias. The other is at uncyclopedia.com. If you get in too much trouble here, you still have a chance there (so long as you don't commit a HUGE mistake). However, the Spoon (term for the other Uncyc) is a bit stricter than over here, which is a reason why I don't come around there much. I'll be around there as Unnamed Space if things ever come to that.
Doctor smcircumsice baby in front of me
@MrX: damn saw the block log – Preceding unsigned comment added by Crocotta1 (talk • contribs)
@MrX: I need to talk to you.-🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 00:50, 2 June 2022 (UTC)
@MrX:
Hello, Uncyclopedians. It is with great UnPleasure that I say that I, ARandomPage, pictured to the left, have stolen your UnSignpost, and am now the lead writer, sandwich-thrower, picture-stealer, and UnSignpost-er! URA HA HA! But fear not. I am willing to give you back your UnSignpost... for a high price of winning a Sandwich of the Month. wait. What? Now I have to actually write UnSignposts regularly? What do you mean I'm not an admin and can't write this thing yet? What do you mean by "the role of sandwich-thrower is one you just made up?".. GOD.
Yes, you heard that right! After 12 years and 5 months, we FINALLY made aSandwich of the Month award! No more broken Sandwich of the Month link that just goes to Vote for Sysop; there's actually a Sandwich of the Month award now! This new award is used as a glorified thanks system. Or exactly the opposite. Yeah, uh... That's it. I don't know how to explain further. Templates for it were made as well, I guess. The best part? It's not on the award template, because whoever made the award can't edit fully-protected pages and is too lazy to make an edit request! Wait a second. That's the best part? Who put THAT sentence in?..
BREAKING NEWS! It has been discovered that ARandomPage, one of Uncyclopedia's newer editors, is apparently a madman with too much time on their hands. A full list of their crimes is here:
Rearranging the UnSignpost... wait, I think it works better this way
Not even bothering to check if anyone else has plans to steal the UnSignpost
Biopic
This edition's biopic is one on stealing the UnSignpost. Since for some reason, literally nobody bothers to check on the UnSignpost, people can easily steal the UnSignpost... up to the part where they have to message Cassie, a sporadically-active bureaucrat, about delivering it. That, or manually deliver their stolen work to every UnSignpost subscriber... or, since you're doing it manually, just every active user. Hey, that's not such a bad idea! I'LL DO IT!
From The Logs
May 29, 2022 JJPMaster protected User talk:MrX [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) (Persistent shoe puppetry)
May 27, 2022 MrX changed block settings for Crocotta1 with an expiration time of 15:38, June 20, 2022 (account creation disabled, email disabled) (Continuous violation of her UN:OFFICE sanctions. See talkpage. Granting TPA, Cat, I hope you don't mind.)
May 12, 2022 PF4Eva blocked ARandomPage with an expiration time of 12 hours (account creation disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (Pony-hating nonsense)
Ok so please do abide by the sanctions. I think I've said this before, but I wanna say it again just in case, I always thought your sanctions were too strict and harsh, but whatever, please abide by them for 1 month, and then I will ask to have them all lifted. If you ever have any questions about whether or not something could be some sort of violation, please feel free to ask me on my talk page, there is no limit to the amount of times you can edit my talk page. Cheers. MrXblow me 20:55, 20 June 2022 (UTC)
Look, i just don’t think having borderline r34-art of a cartoon character that is implied to be 10 years old in an article is fine. 21:48, 20 June 2022 (UTC)
I agree with you. @Crocotta1: please reply here before adding the image back. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 22:58, 20 June 2022 (UTC)
As Crocotta1 got both MrX and Cassie to give permission before uploading this image, perhaps one of them would care to explain why it wasn't speedily deleted. -- TheZombiebaron 01:52, 21 June 2022 (UTC)
Why wasn't it speedily deleted? Because I didn't see any reason to delete it. Crocotta asked me if she could "upload censored rule34", to which I said yes. She then showed me this picture, and while it is definitely cringeworthy, I didn't see anything wrong with it. I'm not familiar with The Fairly Odd Parents. I've heard of it, but I've never seen it. Looking at pictures of Timmy, they don't look anything like the image Crocotta uploaded. If anything, that's just a much older version of Timmy. I'd say put it on VFD, but why bother? Obviously it will be unanimously voted for deletion. I'll huff it now and get to the other stuff on VFD and QVFD and the maintenance tags in a bit. MrXblow me 03:19, 21 June 2022 (UTC)
I don't think it would be "unanimously voted for deletion" as Crocotta1 would more than likely have voted to keep it. -- TheZombiebaron 03:28, 21 June 2022 (UTC)
Are you able to move files without leaving a redirect?[edit source]
If you have the ability to, when you move files, make sure that you don't leave a redirect. There should be a box that needs to be toggled. If you can't find it, that's fine, it might just be that I'm only able to because I have the rollback group. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 03:18, 24 June 2022 (UTC)
Yes I just forget to do it sometimes.—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 13:19, 24 June 2022 (UTC)
@Microsoft for POTUS: only users with rollback (or admin but they have most user rights anyway) can do that. 16:26, 24 June 2022 (UTC)
And here I was thinking that the no-rollback feature of visiting a previous page revision and saving that for the current page would invalidate any of my needs for rollback... well, I don't think I'll ever have to move files anyway. ARandomPage, also named Space (ARandomTalkPage) (ARandomContributionsPage) 23:25, 24 June 2022 (UTC)
Also, having user groups makes you cool! Hat collecting! Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 23:29, 24 June 2022 (UTC)
Am I still allowed to vote on VFD or was it that I’m not able to nominate? If my article isn’t good enough for mainspace should I move it to my namespace?—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 08:54, 26 June 2022 (UTC)
You can vote on it. And if it’s voted to be huffed I’ll move it to your user space. MrXblow me 17:42, 26 June 2022 (UTC)
UnSignpost delivery for July 10, 2022[edit source]
The former problem user known as Crocotta1, listed on UN:OFFICE for various reasons, has returned about... 2 months ago, showing much better behavior than before. While her issues are not entirely gone and there are issues unmentioned in the Office report, she appears to be much better in managing them now. We here at the UnSignpost hope this situation gets even better, as one of our editors appears to be rather harsh to Crocotta1 over the various vents she places on talkpages and numerous sexual references.
That's right, the basically-dead UnSignpost needs your help so that it works better. Now, before you leave HATE HATE HATs on ARandomPage's talkpage, let him explain. From his words: "The UnSignpost template in its current form is broken, as selecting the words/links/whatevers on the main stories will direct you to the logs section instead. I tried to fix it, but that broke some talkpages by centering their header text. Microsoft for POTUS also tried to fix it, solving both issues, but creating another one in that their version of the UnSignpost template looked a bit... ugly." And there you have it, the current situation of the UnSignpost wrapper template. If you are reading this and want to help out, message Page and discuss it with him (sorry, we couldn't find anyone else to direct you to) or fix it himself. I'm sure the idiot space will notice.
Biopic
This biopic is about being too lazy to get stuff done. For example, almost every editor and admin here is too lazy to keep this place feeling alive. The lead and only editor of the UnSignpost, ARandomPage, is too lazy to bring out regularly-scheduled UnSignposts, nor write an actual good biopic, which is why this is the "biopic" you'll be getting this issue.
From The Logs
There are literally no interesting logs, so the logs section will be empty.
ARandomPage is considering throwing UnSignposts into every active extended-confirmed user's talkpage, minus the ones who remove the UnSignposts.
Quote(s) of the Week
From now on, I will make Discord quotes up because I DON'T HAVE DISCORD. "PF4Eva: i'm thinking of blocking page for his bold edits, its starting to look reckless"
PRATAPRATAPRAK! YOU CAKED THE CATS! YOU VANDALIZE MY USER PAGE, I VANDALIZE YOURS. AND CROCOTTA IS A FAKE AND SHOULD BE BANNED FOR INFINITUS BECAUSE HE LIED: I AM TOOTIE AND HE ISN'T CROCOTTA BUT HE'S ACTUALLY THAT POO OF DENZEL CROKER! DENZEL CROOOKER THE XMAS POO: YOU LOVE HIM, HE LOVES YOU!—79.47.36.224 Washington spy translation of IP (Clergy ammunition attempt glory)
First off, Person Who The Filter Thinks Is Svex, Crocotta1 is a girl. Misgendering after being told someone's gender is a bit of a crime around here. Secondly, I'm pretty sure I'm the one who threw cakes thinking they were anti-cat weaponry. Thirdly, your spelling sucks. ARandomPage, also named Space (ARandomTalkPage) (ARandomContributionsPage) 23:49, 16 July 2022 (UTC)
Rock on retard! Udder 🐄 nonsense! South Park reference!—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 07:41, 12 July 2022 (UTC)
@ARandomPage: I apologise for what I said about Timmy, even if I was talking about the live action adult Timmy from the movie or the kid Timmy from the cartoon it is still extremely perverted. And the fact that I say these things is probably the reason I could never get a boyfriend irl.—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 02:55, 17 July 2022 (UTC)
You gotta tone this crap down. I thought I was making my point clear but not coming off as too harsh when I said things like "Please chill with this stuff" and "I don't see how this is relevant to Uncyc", but apparently not. You gotta stop bringing up all this weird shit. We don't have too many hard and fast rules about what you can and can't put on someone's talk page, and in general we welcome all sorts of discussions about things going on in the world. But you've been bringing up way too much cringey stuff. It's creating a negative vibe for others. You gotta chill. I'm sorry you're having nightmares, but I'm not someone who can help with that. Please calm down. You are still welcome to leave me messages, there's no limit or anything, but you gotta stop with this cringey negative crap. Thank you. Cheers. MrXblow me 23:49, 20 July 2022 (UTC)
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