User:Joe9320/Dialga
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| Dialga (wearing high heels) | |
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| Japanese name | Dialga is cute! (ディアルガ可愛いです!) |
| Chinese name | Time Dog (帝牙盧卡) |
| Stage | Ultimate |
| Evolves from | Egg |
| Evolves to | Time |
| Species | Temporal Doggy |
| Type | Steel/Dragon/Cute |
| Height | 5.4m (17'9") |
| Weight | 683kg (1508lbs) |
| Ability | Uber Pwn |
| Next Pokémon | Some Space Penis Called Palkia |
| Previous Pokémon | The Lake Trio that kept trippin' balls. |
| Main Advantage | Controls Time and the Time Magazine itself |
| Main Disadvantage | Fucking Stupid |
Dialga is a Pokemon that controls time. It is also featured in Pokemon Diamond, which makes itself proud to control time and be a mascot of Pokemon Diamond. He currently lives in the world of time, where everything can control time.
Biography[edit | edit source]
Dialga spends most of his time in the real universe, inside the Temporal Tower[1]. However, he often goes to Earth to work as a CEO of Time Magazine. That's why the magazine was known as Time, because Dialga wrote for Time since 1927. He owns a TARDIS that looks like a cabbage.
The Life of Dialga[edit | edit source]
Birth[edit | edit source]
Dialga was born from Arceus' egg/vagina/anus. Time started to move. Just about 6 hours, 6 minutes and 6 seconds before, Palkia had been born and space had started to expand. Palkia, however, was pure evil. He tried to make Dialga go insane by sending him death threats by the Pelipper postal system and crushing his doggy biscuits. Dialga fought against Palkia several times, which at one time, caused the birth of Giratina.
Youth[edit | edit source]
WARNING! MAY CONTAIN ATLEAST 95% GEEKYNESS. £3.50/$5 A TICKET. NO REFUNDS AVAILABLE.
After years of Dialga being driven insane by Palkia, Dialga was finally attacked by Palkia (along with Arceus), after an epic battle in the Place Palkia and Dialga were head to head on the planet below the place. Palkia was charging up a Massive Spacial Rend but Arceus told Dialga that he had a special power too. So Dialga then started to clench his muscles and a blue energy aura surrounded him, he opened his mouth and started to collect vasts amounts of energy. After charging to his max capacity Palkia said "Your Death comes now Dialga, feel the might of a fully charged SPACIAL REND" And with that Palkia fired the massive Spacial Rend towards Dialga and with Arceus' command Dialga fired his fully charged Roar of Time at Palkia.
Both attacks collided in the middle and created a massive shower of energy sparks, the collosion point began to glow and finally exploded creating a cylindrical wave of what looked like space that flew out horizontally and disappeared into the horizon. The explosion hit Palkia in his grey chest area and knocked him to the ground--luckily Dialga survived the explosion and was recovering energy after using his move; Palkia however was badly injured and was struggling to get up, he fired a Spacial Rend at Dialga but missed him. What nobody knew was the space that flew towards the horizon was the birth of Giratina's Home, a parallel universe.
The Battle[edit | edit source]
Palkia distorted the very fabric of space with Darkrai's help and thus, Arceus accidently sent Dialga into Giratinas world, Giratina attacked Dialga thinking Dialga ripped the fabric of space; but when Dialga cried and instantly surrendered (like the French), Giratina realised that Dialga was too weak and wimpy to distort space (like the French, again) and thus hired Dialga as a slave (otherwise known as a black man), (and an ally to take down Palkia, although Giratina was probably going to use Dialga as a sheild).
However, Darkrai decided to distort time, so he destoryed Dialga's place, which made him go crazy. It was a year later that someone restored time, and Dialga stopped being insane. But then, Palkia had other plans. He decided to kill Giratina and Dialga. Luckily, Palkia was locked up and was inflicted by a nightmare that was done by Darkrai.
After the Black Hole incident[edit | edit source]
OVER 9000 Years after Palkia died (trapped in the Prison of Light), Giratina decided to control space (alongside Dialga) but eventually, Arceus took control of space from Giratina and told him never to control Space again. Arceus regretted the day when Palkia tried to kill Dialga so he didn't want Giratina becoming power-hungry and doing the same.
Mystery Dungeon Role[edit | edit source]
Dialga is one of the main antagonists protagonists in the game, this is due to the fact that after you save him from his tantrum and prevent a giant Thunder Wave hitting the planet he changes the future and effectively creates a small Time Paradox without any negative effects. Dialga talks calmly and gently after you stop his tantrum and sets about working to rebuild Temporal Tower, even though he still abuses caps lock. Then your main-character-from-the-future walks off and vaporises and your partner gets all angsty. [2]
Dialga's Battle[edit | edit source]
Dialga decided to fight against the ghost of Palkia (Darkrai) and Giratina.
Reference[edit | edit source]
See also[edit | edit source]
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