User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/Mudkip
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| Mudkip | |
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| Japanese name | Mizugorou |
| Stage | Bejewel'd |
| Evolves to | Marshtomp (verified by Canadians) |
| Generation | Three-d |
| Species | Mud Fish Pokemon |
| Type | Water |
| Height | 1 ft 0 in (0.4 m) |
| Weight | 9.6 lb (3.2 kg.) |
| Ability | Latch on Purse |
| Next Pokemon | Grue |
| Previous Pokemon | Charmillionaire |
| Annoyance Ability Level | Infinite |
“Yeah, I created them, y'know. I created a lot of things... BUT DO YOU EVER GIVE ME ANY FUCKIN CREDIT?!?”
Mudkip is a Pokémon. There is some controversy among the scientific community about a general population's affinity towards a Mudkip, but most studies seem to indicate that you liek them.
So i herd u liek Mudkipz (copypasta and therefore Public Domain)[edit | edit source]
One day on Halloween, I decided to fuck with the major retard at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brought a Mudkips doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.
"So I herd you liek Mudkipz..."
"Mudkips? I LUUUUUUUUUUUURVE MUDKIPS."
"Oh really? So, would you ever fuck a Mudkips, that is..."(he cuts me off before I could say "if you were a Mudkips.")
"OF COURSE."
"Well I just happen to have a Mudkip here, and.."
Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violently humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips, I started to walk away, because there is no way I'd be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips.
Needless to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I coolly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn't want to be involved.
I came back two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd round him. He was still fucking it and baying this real fucked up 'EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF' sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid. I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the shit out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.
A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell.
So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling "I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I'M GONNA SUE..." and it was cut off.
I asked an office later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and 'whatever else happened.' The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight.
My mom got scared and said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo Holmes, smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
- So I ask you: do you like Mudkipz?
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Death by Mudkip[edit | edit source]
Should you see four Mudkip, they will eat you. Five or more, and a Grue will eat you instead. The reason behind the above is as follows: Mudkips only feel tough when in the company of other Mudkips, and let's face it, it only takes four to beat the stuffs out of Norris. Any less, and Norris will rip out their organs and sell them to the Scottish for a zorkmid a pound. But that's not the point.
Now for the next part. Five Mudkips will cause confusion within them. They will be unsure who should be the Mudkip the other four eat. Enter a random Grue.
The Grue will see the five Mudkips and will find a random adventurer to eat just to make itself look too strong for the Mudkips to take down. This has been happening more and more in the passing months. So whatever you do, don't look at the gallery. Remember, they can't get you if you can't actually see them. Talk about clusterluck.
Mudkips can also kill people with conventional weapons. They were responsible for the death of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs in San Francisco in 1984, when one leapt from a 42-story building, landed on his head, and asplode. "Bob" could never play golf again after that. But then again, who would want to flatuate a Mudkip?
Sometimes it might also use it's funshot, if so... RUN!
There are currently 17 Mudkipz lurking on this page.
Oh no! Lets RUN from these beasts!!
Mudkipz also luvs Blendy Pens! Here are some pictures of Mudkipz not using Blendy Pens:
Gallery[edit | edit source]
A Mudkip.
Another Mudkip.
Yet another Mudkip.
Wait, how many Mudkips does that make? *counts on fingers* O SHI-!!!
The author after meeting the four mudkips.
Here we see Brock offering a Mudkip to come to the back of his van for Mudkandy.
The first ever written record of the mythical magical mean mustardy marshmallow mudkipz.
Manly Mudkips.
A genetic deformity in the Mudkip species claims another one!
Mudkip conversation in Quakeworld
Meme Combinations[edit | edit source]
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