Muk
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Muk is the most creatively designed pokémon ever. It was created as part of the first, and best generation of the game series. Muk is a very well designed pokémon, despite being a pile of sludge, its beautiful and inspired design shows absolutely oozes inspiration like the pokémon oozes toxic sludge.
Muk dominates competitive Pokémon, and is thus banned from most tiers, and was the only counter to Garchomp, and thus leading to Garchomp's banishment to the uber tier as Muk was the only possible counter.
Etymology[edit | edit source]
Muk's name derives from "cum" spelled backwards. This is with the "c" replaced with a "k" in a pattern similar to the origin of the name of Arbok. Muk is named after cum, not because this celestial being is made of it, nay, 'tis because it shall make all of thee whomst have taste cum simply by looking at it.
Design[edit | edit source]
Muk was designed by the Muses of Mount Helicon themselves working through designer Ken Sugimori who after a flash of divine inspiration from Arceus himself had the idea for the greatest most well designed pokémon in history. When Sugimori finished the design, a choir of angels came down from heaven and spontaneously began to sing for it was then known that the greatest pokemon of all time had finished being designed. Instantly, all men in the world started singing the Hallelujah chorus from "Ode to Joy", and proclaimed muk the greatest pokemon of all and it was proclaimed that all who did not worship the devil would love him.
Deceit of Garbodor[edit | edit source]
Unlike Muk, Garbodor is a terrible uninspired piece of trash that rippes off muk-senpai. I want muk. Garbodor got a gigantamax when muk didn't and wasn't even in gen 8. Grarbodoe is an ugly piece of garbage that is stealing the place of muk, plus he smells bad.
Gigantimax[edit | edit source]
Unlike muk, garbodor got a gigantamax form in Pokémon Sword and Pokémon Shield. Muk was not included in the game and is universally believed to have been the one who should have gotten the gigantimax that defines the Poison Type. Muk was cheeted of a Gigantimax, and Garbodor shall pay for robbing Muk-senpai in this manner.
Association with the Devil[edit | edit source]
Garbodor is the favourite pokemon of satanists, and is a bad bad bad. Garbodor originated when somebody in GameFreak sold their soul to the devil. Garboder actually originated as a fakemon version of muk that was created by the devil as a worse version when he took over GameFreak and created the Unova Region, a bad version of Kanto that got rid of Hitmonsan, and Muk-senpai. The unova region began the deceit of Garbodor, as it was the start of the Garbodor.
Æsthetic similarities[edit | edit source]
Garbodor's more heterogeneous appearance when compared with muk is a result of the more heterogeneous appearance of Satan when compared with angels. In addition, the color scheme of Garbodor also matches the colors of hell, and the pentagram hidden on the interior of the model of the gigantamax form is also the sign of the devil.
Competitive Usage[edit | edit source]
In competitive Pokemon, Muk is currently in the Ubers tier on smoggon as it can serve to fill any role on any team. It was formerly in AG when Mega Rayquaza was added since it was so far above the other pokémon in terms of power level. The only reason it would not be used on a team is if somebody is looking for a challenge.
See also[edit | edit source]
| Pokémon |
Charizard ⊙ Charmander ⊙ Gardevoir ⊙ Grue ⊙ Hyundai ⊙ Ling-Ling ⊙ Meowth ⊙ Mew ⊙ Mewtwo ⊙ Mudkip ⊙ Muk ⊙ Pichu ⊙ Pikachu ⊙ Raichu ⊙ Snorlax ⊙ Teh Cheat ⊙ Typhlosion ⊙ Towelie ⊙ Umbreon ⊙ Wobbuffet ⊙ Yoshi |
| Poképeople |
Brock ⊙ Herman Cain ⊙ Max ⊙ Pokemon Kid ⊙ Team Rocket |
| Poképlaces | |
| Pokéstuff |
Video game series ⊙ Anime series ⊙ Trading cards ⊙ 100 Worst Pokémon Cash-ins ⊙ Christian Symbology ⊙ Gotta Catch 'Em All |
