JOwOl

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This user is a definite fan of Anime.

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This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

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stimulating ideas daring wants

This user is a world citizen …and belongs to the human race, the only real race on Earth!

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This user is interested in comedy, and may enjoy writing or performing it.

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This user devours babies. Whole.

This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.

This user is proud to be Serbian, and if you mess with them you're in a big trouble!

This user is Swedish …and hates going to IKEA! (List of Swedish Uncyclopedians)

This user supports Ukraine in their fight against Russia.

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This user has escaped from Ojai.

This user has made it to Ketchikan.

This user has beaten level 10 of Spinny Links.

This user has tested positive for ISTP-T on the Myers-Briggs Test

This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism

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This user speaks their mind quite often. Be careful what you wish for.

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This user speaks English at a near-native level.

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This user likes welcoming new users to the wiki.

This user huffs kittens (probably).

This user likes goats. Baaaahaahaahaahhh!

This user is autistic and would be pretty fun to prank.

This user wishes they were queer so they could get chicks.

This user owns by one or more cats just so they can keep an eye on them.

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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

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I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.

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This user is openly Gay and unabashedly proud.

This user identifies as asexual (mostly because it sounds better than "virgin").

This user walks down the left-hand path. Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church. (List of left hand path Uncyclopedians)

This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan.

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This user is mostly or entirely made of meat

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This user completely enjoys pie because it is awesome.

This user enjoys painting.

This user likes Rap and Hip Hop because it has rhythm and flow, motherfuckas!

This user enjoys punk rock.

This user hates flat design and recommends the total destruction of all existing software, companies and objects that use it.

This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

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This user is a fucking Moron.

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This user hates telephones. Probably due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.

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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.

One or more of the authors of this entry was terribly bored. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit... hey, we should go fly kites. That'd be so awesome! We haven't flown kites, since, like, summer. Hey, summer is when birds come out! Birds are so cool.

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.

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This user is often confused for a girl.

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This user will give you a seizure.

This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.

This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.

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This user is a native speaker of Dumbass.

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This user is a native speaker of Furry.

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This user is a native speaker of Gibberish.

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This user only speaks 1337 enough to seduce native 1337 speakers.

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This fucker speaks Fight heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

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This user speaks Lesbian at a near-native level.

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Joeliosis Scoliosis of Shitterton III Uncyclopedian and animator
— Uncyclopedian —
Well hello there
Name	Joel
Born	1086, Shitterton
Name in real life	Joeliosis Scoliosis Of Shitterton III
Nationality	Svedish
Country	Sveden
Current location	At home
Languages	Svedish and Engrish. I understand a few words in Serbian
Current time	GMT+2
Ethnicity	Scandinavian
Race	Caucasian
Height	168 cm
Weight	Underweight
Hair	I wanna dye it black with red highlights
Eyes	Grey
Handedness	Right
Sexuality	Gay as hell
IQ	2
Personality type	ISTP-T
Alignment	Punk
Family and friends
Boyfriend	Men
Pets	My Cat Gösta
Education and employment
Occupation	Dog food taster
Education	Special needs
Primary school	Failed
High school	Expelled for planting a whole ass tree in the toilet
University	University of Shitterton with a degree in Art, music, cooking and woodwork
Hobbies, favourites and beliefs
Hobbies	Art, videogames and drinking Soda
Religion	Pastafarian
Politics	Woke
Aliases	JOwOl, Jol, Joeliosis, Marshall
Interests
Banksy’s Art
Contact info
Website	Making a website was more boring than I expected
AIM	My hands are too shaky
XMPP	I’m scared of needles
.Mac	Cheese

I use He/It pronouns

Donke is my best friend. He’ll probably add some stuff to my game

Also check out the UnGame i'm working on. I try to work on it at least twice a week and I take breaks on saturdays and sundays

I'm currently a bit busy with class, so I work on my game when I have Free time

Every one if free to add more to my game if they want! Huge thanks to every one who has helped with my game, even if it’s just linking <3

One fateful day in the small village of Shitterton, United Kingdom, a baby was born. His name was Joel. Joel was a special kid, and by that I mean he’s disabled.

Check out my totally awesome gallery >:D (Flash warning)

Cringe and proud

Megalomaniacal and harder than the rest

This is the only Frutiger Metro picture I could find

My beloved little doofus