JOwOl

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This user is proud to be Serbian, and if you mess with them you're in a big trouble!
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This user is Swedish
…and hates going to IKEA!
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This user supports Ukraine in their fight against Russia.
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This user knows that
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This user has escaped from Ojai.

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This user has
made it to Ketchikan.
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This user has beaten level 10 of Spinny Links.
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This user has tested positive for ISTP-T on the Myers-Briggs Test
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This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.
This user speaks their mind quite often. Be careful what you wish for.
This user speaks English at a near-native level.
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This user likes welcoming new users to the wiki.
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This user huffs kittens (probably).
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This user likes goats.
Baaaahaahaahaahhh!
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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!
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This user is autistic and would be pretty fun to prank.
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Cross your fingers, grit your teeth, 'cause this user makes holes in beef.
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This user owns by one or more cats just so they can keep an eye on them.
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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.
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I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.
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This user is openly Gay
and unabashedly proud.
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This user identifies as asexual (mostly because it sounds better than "virgin").
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This user walks down the
left-hand path.

Thus, they would be considered
evil by the Catholic Church.
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This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan.
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This user is mostly or entirely made of meat
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This user completely enjoys pie because it is awesome.
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This user enjoys painting.
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This user likes Rap and Hip Hop because it has rhythm and flow, motherfuckas!
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This user enjoys punk rock.
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This user hates flat design and recommends the total destruction of all existing software, companies and objects that use it.
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This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
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This user is a fucking Moron.
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This user hates telephones. Probably due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.
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This user is often confused for a girl.
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Joeliosis Scoliosis of Shitterton III
Uncyclopedian and animator
— Uncyclopedian —
Well hello there
Well hello there
NameJoel
Born
  • 1086,
  • Shitterton
Name in real lifeJoeliosis Scoliosis Of Shitterton III
NationalitySvedish
CountrySveden
Current locationAt home
LanguagesSvedish, english and a tiny bit of japanese
Current timeGMT+2
EthnicityScandinavian
RaceCaucasian
Height168 cm
WeightUnderweight
HairI wanna dye it black with red highlights
EyesGrey
HandednessRight
SexualityGay as hell
IQ2
Personality typeISTP-T
AlignmentPunk
Family and friends
Marital statusMarried to Tree from TPOT
BoyfriendMen
SiblingsOne from TPOT
PetsMy Cat Gösta
Education and employment
OccupationDog food taster
EducationSpecial needs
Primary schoolFailed
High schoolExpelled for planting a whole ass tree in the toilet
UniversityUniversity of Shitterton with a degree in Clogging the Shitter
Hobbies, favourites and beliefs
HobbiesGayming, Art, Badminton, finding curse words in school dictionaries
ReligionAgnostic
PoliticsWoke
AliasesJOwOl, Jol
MoviesThankskilling
ShowsSML
Interests

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Contact info
AIMAtrocious
XMPPI’m scared of needles
.MacCheese
PinterestI forgot
ThumbsuckerI don’t do that anymore

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I fucking love KMFDM


I use He/It pronouns

Donke is my best friend. He’ll probably add some stuff to my game

Also check out the UnGame i'm working on. I try to work on it at least twice a week and I take breaks on saturdays and sundays

I'm currently a bit busy with class, so I work on my game when I have Free time

Every one if free to add more to my game if they want!

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Joeliosis was born in 7 BC in the town of Shitterton, when a mix of Mercury, Krypton and FOOF leaked into the air from a power plant because of a nuclear meltdown. He was born to do one thing and one thing only; to do extensive research about Chernobyl. Be careful if you meet him, he likes to steal your body parts

”Haha I took your spleen” - Joeliosis

Welcome to JOWOL’S HAUNTED IMAGE GALLERY lightning effects and evil laugh

Bring your napkins and barf bags, because you’re in for a scare

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Scary right?

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