User:Donke

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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.
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This user is a Musician. They enjoy making eardrums expolode!
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This user enjoys
heavy metal music.
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This user owns by one or more cats just so they can keep an eye on them.
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This user is cooler than you.
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This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
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This user plays the fricking trumpet and pretty much looks like a smug asshole from the New Orleans Jazz Festival all year long.
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This user huffs kittens (probably).
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This user is bisexual, so they get more than their fair share.
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This user loves to play the drums, and usually hangs out with musicians.
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This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
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This member is crazy ass psycho and may suffer from ADHD HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT ASS!!!!!!
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This user is Swedish
…and hates going to IKEA!
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This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
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I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.
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Donke

I love Ozzy Osbourne, KMFDM, Black Sabbath, Rammstein and Slipknot

Best friends with JOwOl. He helped me add templates