User:Darth Retro

“Porn is healthy and nutritious.”
~ User:Darth Retro on Pornography

“It is also part of education.”
~ User:Darth Retro on Pornography (again)

Reasons why i'm here[edit | edit source]

1.I like the Internet
2.I like articles that are funny.
3.I hate Wikipedia
4.I hate Barney the Dinosaur
5.I hate Hitler after a bad shave.
6.I hate <insert name here>

My favorites articles here[edit | edit source]

1.AAA (Be sure to visit my version of AAA :D)
2.AAAAAAAAA!
3.You
4.Elmo
5.Hellmo
6.Mario
7.Luigi
8.Sandbag
9.B (defintly B)

My Usernames[edit | edit source]

Youtube:Mariowillsurvive Club Penquin:8716

Userboxes[edit | edit source]

This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.

NO

This user doesn't care.

This user gots a shovel.
Yes they does.

This user's head A SPLODE.

.EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT

This user has no reason to live, but likes it that way.

.sdrawkcab si resu sihT
!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN

This user is right-handed.

In Latin, they would be Dexter.

This user is a fish,
or at least thinks so.

This user is a mutant.

This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

This user is reading your thoughts!

This user is a paladin .
Hide your demons and undead.

This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.

…

This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

This user is an evil clone of [[User:{{{1}}}|{{{1}}}]].

This user is from Camelot

, and eats ham and jam and spamalot

!

ubx–
crapload

This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

official

This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.

Eeek!

This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

This user

is a level 13 Wizard

. They see the fnords

.

This user is a Taahgaarxian . Run, atheists, run!

Formerly lost among the dregs of society, this user has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine....

RENT

This space for rent.
Lube available.
Call 1-800-666-6666.

This user raises their own chickenbox.

Temp

This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.

This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)

 C:\>_

This user contributes using DOS
.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

The Black Knight has never been punished by UnBestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

\m/

I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!

HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.

usbx

This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb!

No, really!

USB!!!!!11

NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!

This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.

This article has been intentionally left blank
Except for this message box claiming blankness
Which is probably just a figment of your imagination anyway
Why don't you go somewhere else and stop worrying about it! Ya paranoid.