User:Darth Retro
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“Porn is healthy and nutritious.”
“It is also part of education.”
Reasons why i'm here[edit | edit source]
- 1.I like the Internet
- 2.I like articles that are funny.
- 3.I hate Wikipedia
- 4.I hate Barney the Dinosaur
- 5.I hate Hitler after a bad shave.
- 6.I hate <insert name here>
My favorites articles here[edit | edit source]
- 1.AAA (Be sure to visit my version of AAA :D)
- 2.AAAAAAAAA!
- 3.You
- 4.Elmo
- 5.Hellmo
- 6.Mario
- 7.Luigi
- 8.Sandbag
- 9.B (defintly B)
My Usernames[edit | edit source]
Youtube:Mariowillsurvive Club Penquin:8716
Userboxes[edit | edit source]
This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint. |
NO |
This user doesn't care. |
This user's head A SPLODE. |
.EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT |
This user likes to dance naked in front of their pets. |
.sdrawkcab si resu sihT
!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
This user is a fish, or at least thinks so. |
This user is a mutant. |
This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over? |
This user is reading your thoughts! |
This user is a paladin
. Hide your demons and undead. |
… |
This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. |
This user is an evil clone of [[User:{{{1}}}|{{{1}}}]]. |
This user is from Camelot
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ubx– crapload |
This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page. |
Eeek! |
This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. |
This user is a Taahgaarxian
. Run, atheists, run! |
Formerly lost among the dregs of society, this user has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine.... |
RENT |
This space for rent. Lube available. Call 1-800-666-6666. |
This user raises their own chickenbox. |
Temp | This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes. |
C:\>_ |
This user contributes using DOS
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla. |
This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover. |
The Black Knight has never been punished by UnBestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them. |
This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy. |
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!! |
usbx |
This user likes to use userboxes. |
Usb! |
No, really! |
USB!!!!!11 |
NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!! |
This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference. |
1+ |
This user has over 1 edit. Duh! |
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This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly. |
This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal. |
This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy. |
This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled. |
sub |
subliminal! |
This user worships Ouroboros and joyously celebrates Its return. |
This user be getting drunk on his booty.. |
This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie! |
This user is a bit of a pyromaniac. |
THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS. |
This user is cooler than you. |
This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave them a message » |
UBX |
This user opposes other users screwing with their userboxes
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there. |
nj |
This user is a Ninja
, with dominion over everything totally sweet. |
This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging. |
This user has eye beams. |
This user is a veteran/combatant of the war. |
This user supports the genocide of crappy articles. |
This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight. |
Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
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