User:Darth Retro

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“Porn is healthy and nutritious.”

“It is also part of education.”

~ User:Darth Retro on Pornography (again)

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This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
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NO
This user doesn't care.
NO
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This user gots a shovel.
Yes they does.
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This user's head A SPLODE.
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.EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT
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This user hates people that think that their ass don't stink.
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.sdrawkcab si resu sihT
!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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This user is a fish,
or at least thinks so.
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This user is a mutant.
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This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
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This user is reading your thoughts!
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This user is a paladin .
Hide your demons and undead.
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This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
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This user is an evil clone of [[User:{{{1}}}|{{{1}}}]].
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This user is from Camelot

, and eats ham and jam and spamalot

!
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This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.
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This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
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This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
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Eeek!
This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Eeek!
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This user
is a level 13 Wizard

. They see the fnords

.
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This user is a Taahgaarxian . Run, atheists, run!
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Formerly lost among the dregs of society, this user has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine....
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RENT
This space for rent.
Lube available.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
RENT
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This user raises their own chickenbox.
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Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
United States
This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
United States
C:\>_
This user contributes using DOS .
C:\>_
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
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This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
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The Black Knight has never been punished by UnBestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them.
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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.
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Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!
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HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.
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This user likes to use userboxes.
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Usb!
No, really!
Usb!
USB!!!!!11
NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!
USB!!!!!11
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This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.
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This user seriously needs to calm down.
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This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
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This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.
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This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.
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This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.
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This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.
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subliminal!
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This user worships Ouroboros and joyously celebrates Its return.
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This user be a pirate in disguise.
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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
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This user is elite.
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This user is cooler than you.
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This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
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This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave them a message »
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This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately.
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MEH
This user redefines lazy!
MEH
UBX
This user opposes other users screwing with their userboxes .
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there.
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This user is a Ninja , with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.
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This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.
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This user has eye beams.
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This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.
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This user is a veteran/combatant of the war.
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This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.
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