User:Darth Retro

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Porn is healthy and nutritious.

User:Darth Retro on Pornography

It is also part of education.

User:Darth Retro on Pornography (again)

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Yes they does.
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In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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or at least thinks so.
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Hide your demons and undead.
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has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.
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\m/ I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.
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Except for this message box
Which is probably just a figment of your imagination anyway
Why don't you go somewhere else and stop worrying about it! Ya paranoid.


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1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh! 1+
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