User talk:Darth Retro
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00:35, 8 September 2007 (UTC)
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Because I don't appreciate sockpuppets that consistently add worthless crap to the site (i.e.: you). --
TKFU
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15:11, 3 November 2007 (UTC)
Hell no, your the sockpuppet. --Darth Retro 16:03, 3 November 2007 (UTC)
User:Darth Retro/Barney the Dinosaur[edit source]
Hi there. Please don't use Template:FA on articles that aren't actually featured, as it makes them show up in places they shouldn't. Like the front page. I have replaced the template on your subpage with an artificial version that looks identical, so you don't need to worry about this one, but please don't do it again. — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 01:16, 22 November 2007 (UTC)