User:아라/Windows CEMeNT 98

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As hard as a rock, as dumb as a brick and more pointless than ever before.

“₥ι₢¤$¤₤₮ has combined the strengths of its four most powerful operating systems to create its next generation operating system.”

“How pick up I this pack?”

~ <insert name here> on Looking CEMeNT98's pack for 3 hours

“Fuck CEMeNT! Uncyclopedia's homepage isn't entered. Ah!”

~ <insert name here> on Windows CEMeNT98's pack

“We've disabled Windows Aero as it is a Microsoft's 3D technology and I live in 2D.”

Windows CEMeNT 98 is ambitious work combined Windows CE, Windows Me, Windows NT, Windows 98, Microsoft, Microsoft, am like most of the OS is evaluated.

How to Install[edit | edit source]

Display[edit | edit source]

To run a desktop sikyeobomyeon 'plaster' and 'brick' is not just one pair, you can not change your desktop. Computer icon and the document also dolyimyeo all, a stone that the mouse cursor. Microsoft is actually looking at the pebbles on this product because it was created, all the designs are limited by the color gray, or something like that. This design always makes my eyes tired comfortable. In a nutshell, cement Welcome to the World!

Major Function[edit | edit source]

Hardware and Operating System[edit | edit source]

Recognizes mouse clicks and keyboard are not recognized nor well recognized even if slow. Therefore, the shift key when entering text in the fall often innocent mouse and keyboard are replaced with new ones a lot of work. However, the stiffer tolerable hardware (hard) because the compatibility is excellent. But the hardware-related issue because it fails to install the software deseo geujocha routinely buy if you do not return. And even if the computer boot time is spent about 3 hours away from home for so long it continues, or the computer to be turned, this time a well-developed contingency standby mode can substantially.

CEMeNT98's Example which Ignorance[edit | edit source]

My Computer[edit | edit source]

Bill is so gay, so computer illiterate because greed and use obsolete operating system, by all means make your opponent's computer and make your own here, plus the name of my computer attached. However, because the operating system is so insane to install the program try to destroy 100% of all hard disks, and even the hard disk as follows: the identity turns out to be unknown. Because stiffer soft software (Software) will not be installed. Some people think that this virus and tried to install antivirus tools, CD or USB external hard drive is like nothing had failed to recognize. But when you go to the Internet, the Internet will need to download the contents of what the hell use it do? Well, what do you know. Anyhow, not viruses, because all this damn operating system.

Paint[edit | edit source]

Unlike other Microsoft Paint, Paint can draw a straight line is solid. Plus, you can not save at all. Just ask or any other version of Photoshop better for the paint to obtain might think, but the hard disk is full already stored in the yard anyway, it is impossible from the outset. In fact, this happens not only in the paint embedded in the operating system is common in all the main program. Paint, so you should use only pure graffiti. If you have time, rather than needlessly superfluous as well as Paint should not even think to do graffiti.

Blue Screen of Death[edit | edit source]

Although this version of Microsoft products, cement, but because it also has a blue screen like the blue. Bill Gay tired of the screen, the user's eyes through the gray had promised would cleanse. However, the protest goes rather more snow rain rot Gardenia, later, some kind of blue screen Microsoft had to wait around as symbols. Anyway, the blue-screen Windows CE, Me, NT, 98 CEMeNT98 version because it was also on all blue, not a gray screen, no blue screen. Two blue screen that pops up a simsimhamyeon well, but the wrong user name and password pop up when you have a chance, especially when your name is not Bill Gates Blue Screen of 100% is to rise. In addition, the operating system Ctrl + Alt + Delete twice and pressing the blue screen pops up. To turn off completely if the computer Ctrl + Alt + Delete and click two times in a row (click the Task Manager comes out only once.) Floated on a blue screen after the computer is off the menu when you click. Out in the Blue-screen display as a mouse click or can go into standby mode and restart, and even the operating system also can be set.

Sales[edit | edit source]

Microsoft is the most powerful means is hard to change the kkodeugyeotjiman consumers, while following rumors began circulating Micros eventually let the deficit began to sell these products were not.

“This program and the Windows CE and Windows Me, Windows NT and Windows 98, but hardly a joint creation of These four characteristics are not in any operating system, rather it is a degenerate representation for people.”

~ Oscar Wilde

“Finally and most powerful operating system, not because of the stiffer it means driving is the right operating system. You shall buy a hammer, rather.”

~ Oscar Wilde

Current worldwide sales of approximately 60 is out. Republic of Korea, only a single 5 is released. When I got a little bit of cement in the first 98 were sold to the path of darkness, but rather people who want to obtain is now for sale. But particularly those struggling to get to it because it does not exist, there is scarcity, not worth ten thousand and one.

See also[edit | edit source]


Windows logo Proud producers of the Sex Box One.


• Detect "non-genuine" products

• Gather user information and credit card numbers

• Cripple core system components

• Deploy legal team

• Launch civil litigation


Estimated time:

Forever, or if you give me a cookie, I might shorten it to an hour.



Installing Windows has never been easier easy


All you need to do is phone your local Microsoft Customer Representative, write down a very long set of numbers, type it all in, get an error message, phone our Customer Representative again, adjust a few things, get another very long set of numbers, type
it all in again, install a few drivers, activate Windows again, lather, rinse and repeat.




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