Uncyclopedia:VFH/HowTo:Frighten small children

Article: HowTo:Frighten small children	Score: -3 hairs standing on end
Nominated by:	Aleister in Chains
For: 1	Selfnomand For. Finally on VFH, but don't even look at the page. Just vote for it. If you look at it, traumatic nights and looking-over-your-shoulder days will ensue. The general public can look at it though(see comment). Aleister 19:07 24 7 For. How about frighten adults too! Funny bony 20:02, Jul 24 20:02, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
Against: 4	Against. Great idea, lukewarm execution Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 06:02, July 25, 2010 (UTC) Against as per Zim TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 06:31, July 25, 2010 (UTC) Against. Not feeling it - also kind of feels like Cajek-lite somehow, I'm afraid. --UU - natter 10:02, Jul 26 Shoot it The community has spoken and not spoken, all traumatized by the spiderz pic, the only reason for this article to exist. If all of you had heeded my advise and not looked at it, If the spiderz had not shocked the voters into a state of shadowly existence, from now on walking the earth as if alive but brain frozen, this would have passed. But noooooooo, you had to go and look at it. Spiderz. Aleister 11:32 26 7 Spiders? I was much more mortified by the child at the bottom right. It'll hunt me for the rest of my life. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:40, 26 July 2010 See, told you. Now a child will hunt you. Hiding in caves and behind things usually helps with that, as children hunting adults will just look in open spaces and in lighted areas. Aleister 11:42 26 7
Comments	This was on pee review--but I successfully warned everyone away from it, so it was taken down after a few weeks. The general public can look at it though, they will be impaired but don't need their creative faculties as much as Uncy users do. Aleister 19:09 24 7 Abstain. I didn't find it that frightening. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:58, 25 July 2010 Some edits after these initial two against votes. An approach that may work. Aleister 12:39 25 7 I warned you guys not to look at it. Now Zim, TKF and Socky are ruined as writers and capable critics, traumatized and in shock. And look at that, Socky is so addled he doesn't even know he's frightened. Maybe if this fails it can go up again around Halloween, when the mind is more adaptable to things and, like Funnybony's, warped with drugs. Now that Zim and TKF have seen it, could you give me a few tips on what you believe was missing (a symptom of their experience), and by the way, Zim's "lukewarm" feeling is his blood chilling. Aleister 12:01 25 7