Uncyclopedia:VFH/Four wizards, a slutty nurse, and Dennis Kucinich did it

Article: ‎Four wizards, a slutty nurse, and Dennis Kucinich did it‎	Score: -3 anthologies of random humor on Uncyclopedia
Nominated by:	—Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:53, 16 September 2009
For: 6	Nom+For. I've observed that controversial nominations get a lot more voters than the nominations of actual articles. With this nomination, I hope to draw attention to this fact and hopefully you fuckers will finally start voting on some real articles. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:53, 16 September 2009 For Not sure if I actually want his featured, but let's keep it on VFH a little longer. --C:\syndrome\_ 12:50, September 16, 2009 (UTC) Strong for That's a fairly accurate description of 90% of my hard drive. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 12:57, September 16, 2009 (UTC) TRVTH!!!!!!!! But no way, SOcky, this is some funny ass shit FUCK tha haters maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan. -- Roman Dog Bird 15:14, September 16, 2009 (UTC) FOR Like you didn't expect me to like this. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:44, September 16, 2009 (UTC) For. Bueno. Staircase CUN^t 03:00, September 17, 2009 (UTC)
Against: 9	Against. A wizard voted against it. ~ 11:00, September 16, 2009 (UTC) Against. Yeah. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 11:59, September 16, 2009 (UTC) Against. Nah. -- purple Ape (deliberate) (Riot Porn) 12:06, September 16, 2009 (UTC) Yeah no. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 14:03, Sep 16 Whoever made this is a fucking moron. pillow talk 16:57, September 16, 2009 (UTC) Against. per above, and a deluge of controveral topics won't help. Mn-z 17:03, September 16, 2009 (UTC) KERKILL!!! Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 02:53, September 17, 2009 (UTC) Against. Not enough slutty nurses. --EMC^[TALK] 02:59, September 17, 2009 (UTC) Naw. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:38, September 17, 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. I did laugh like a drain at the punchline, but I don't think (well, maybe rarely when I need a wee or something) I'd vote for it. So I haven't.. Myocardialinfarction 11:10, September 16, 2009 (UTC)