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By profession[edit source]
Academics[edit source]
Activists[edit source]
- Carrie Nation (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Gary McHale (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Jimmy Justice (activist) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Peace Pilgrim (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Susan B Anthony (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Anthropologists[edit source]
Archaeologists[edit source]
- Heinrich Schliemann (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Howard Carter (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Percy Fawcett (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Architects[edit source]
Artists[edit source]
Designers[edit source]
Graphic artists[edit source]
Illustrators[edit source]
Painters[edit source]
Photographers[edit source]
Sculptors[edit source]
Astronomers[edit source]
Authors[edit source]
Fiction writers, dramatists and poets[edit source]
- Daniel Defoe (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Judith McNaught, we gotta make fun of the writers, too. (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Mary Shelly (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- O. Henry (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- P.C. Wren (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Robert Louis Stevenson (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle(un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - currently redirects to Sherlock Holmes- Truman Capote (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Shel Silverstein (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Non-fiction writers[edit source]
- Alex Haley (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Napoleon Hill (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Stefan Molyneux (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Kathy Shaidle (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Biologists[edit source]
Botanists[edit source]
Businesspeople[edit source]
- Andrew Carnegie (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Bernard Arnault (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Cornelius Vanderbilt (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Jay Gould (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Samuel Slater (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Warren Buffett (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Chefs[edit source]
Chemists[edit source]
Computer science people[edit source]
Note: This section is for real programmers/designers. Please do not make requests for fictional characters. Please alphabetize by surname.
- Chris Hülsbeck (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Hiroshi Yamauchi (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Kazumi Totaka (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Koji Kondo (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Manfred Trenz (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Satoshi Tajiri (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Tim Follin (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Educators[edit source]
- Carol Gilligan (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Howard Gardner (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- James Monroe Smith (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- John Dewey (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- John Ogbu (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Mary Kay Letourneau (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Michelle Rhee (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Thomas Eakins (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Engineers[edit source]
- Apollodorus of Damascus (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Fazlur Khan (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Felix Candela (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Leon Moisseiff (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Myron Goldsmith (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Robert Maillart (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Othmar Ammann (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Nicolas Léonard Sadi Carnot (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Entertainers[edit source]
Actors[edit source]
- Bill Paxton, see tornado chaser, alien hunter, or jew slayer. (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Cindy Crawford (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Cheryl Ladd (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Claudia Schiffer (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Dustin Hoffman (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Hank Azaria (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- James Franco (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- James Garner (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Jean-Claude Van Damme (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Katie Holmes (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Laura San Giacomo (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) Just Shoot Me Star featuring her enormous breasts
- Logan Lerman (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Louis Gossett, Jr. (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Ollie Williams, probably not an actor, but could be if you think about it. (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Patrick Stewart (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - currently redirects to Jean-Luc Picard
- Seth Rogen (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Taylor Momsen (pt:Taylor Momsen), Gossip Girl actress and singer. She loves vibrators and priests. (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Rajinikanth, (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Forgotten people[edit source]
- D.B. Sweeney (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Dave Foley (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Eric Stoltz (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Ed O'Neill (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Frank Langella (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- James Booth (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Jeffrey Combs (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Joe Pilato (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Jurgen Prochnow (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Lawrence Welk (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Michael Pare (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Peter Lorre (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) (There used to be a really godawful article on him that was mercifully removed, leaving all the Lorre links red)
- Sam Kinison (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- William Forsythe (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Pornography Actors[edit source]
- Buck Naked (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Hairy Palms (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Jenna Jameson (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Long Dong Silver (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Ron Jeremy - redirects to Viagra (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Disc Jockeys[edit source]
- Bill Randle (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Christopher Stone (broadcaster) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Larry Levan (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Martin Block (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Entertainment business people[edit source]
Comedians[edit source]
- Andrew Dice Clay (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Artie Lange (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Bill Burr (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Brad Stine (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Bobcat Goldthwait (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Buddy Hackett (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Carl Reiner (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Cedric the Entertainer (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Dave Attell (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- David Cross (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Dick Cavett (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Flip Wilson (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Henny Youngman (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Jonathan Winters (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Jim Breuer (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Jim Gaffigan (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Joe Rogan (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Julia Morris (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Katt Williams (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Lenny Bruce (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Lewis Black (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Louis C.K. (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Mort Sahl (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Nick DiPaolo (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Pat Condell (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Professor Irwin Corey (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Redd Foxx (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Richard Lewis (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Rosie O'Donnell (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Filmmakers[edit source]
Directors[edit source]
- Alejandro González Iñárritu (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Alfonso Cuarón (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Billy Wilder (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Bryan Singer (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Corey Yuen (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Danny Boyle (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
David Cronenberg (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)- page exists, subtitled Scanners (movie).- David Fincher (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- David Lean (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- D.W. Griffith (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) (You know, a guy who glorified the KKK seriously needs an article about him)
- Eli Roth (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Gus Van Sant (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Hayao Miyazaki (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Jean-Jacques Annaud (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Jean-Pierre Jeunet (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- John Frankenheimer (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Leigh Scott (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Luc Besson (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Michael Mann (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Milos Forman (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Nimród Antal (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Renny Harlin (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Ridley Scott (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Roland Emmerich (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Roman Polanski (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Sam Peckinpah (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Sidney Lumet (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Tony Scott (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Tsui Hark (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- William Friedkin (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- William Wyler (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Wolfgang Petersen (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Documentary Filmmakers[edit source]
Producers[edit source]
Screenwriters[edit source]
Other Filmmakers[edit source]
Magicians[edit source]
- Alexander Herrmann (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Jacob Philadelphia (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- John Nevil Maskelyne (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Musicians[edit source]
- Individuals
- Celine Dion (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - known for singing the Titanic movie theme, among other things.
- Christina Aguilera (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - over-stylizes every single song she sings. Also had a bad girl reputation. Judged the Voice TV show a few seasons.
- Colin Greenwood (of Radiohead) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Courtney Love (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Cozy Powell (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- George Clinton (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Gigi D'Agostino (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - pay attention to the music videos for "Bla Bla Bla" and "The Riddle"
- Helmut Lotti (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Ike Turner (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Janis Joplin (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Jen Marks (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Jimmy 'The Rev' Sullivan (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Kirk Hammett (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Lee 'Scratch' Perry (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Leif Edling (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - see Candlemass for more details.
- Luciano Pavarotti (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Marc Bolan (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Mariah Carey (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - sings too high. (Emotions song)
- Nick Lachey (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Nilsson (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Ronan Tynan (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Sammy Davis Jr. (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Shania Twain (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Sheryl Crowe (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Sia (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Sir Mix-A-Lot (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - he likes big butts and he can't deny it.
- Suzanne Vega (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - mention the songs "Tom's Diner" (a.k.a. Mother of the MP3) and "Luka"
- Taylor Swift (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - known for writing songs about ex-lovers and feuds with other singers. (Currently redirects to Tennessee)
- Warren Zevon (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Zakk Wylde (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Musical groups
- Ace of Base (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Biffy Clyro (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Bolt Thrower (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Captain & Tennille (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- The Cars (band) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- The Casualties (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Chicago (band) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Culture Club (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- The Devil Wears Prada (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Dream Evil (band) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Gamma Ray (band) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - and add something about their positive-emo songs, like Lake Of Tears and No Need To Cry
- Ghostface (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Groove Coverage (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - and something about their song "God is a Girl" wp (currently a redirect; note that it has been CVP'd before, so be extra careful to follow the rules about creating a userspace draft, getting it Pee Reviewed, etc.)
- Guster (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Iced Earth (band) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Performance Artists[edit source]
- Chris Burden (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Dennis Oppenheim (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Robert Smithson (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Sol LeWitt (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Yves Klein (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Radio Personalities[edit source]
- Casey Casum (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Dave Ramsey (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Laura Ingraham (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Laura Schlessinger (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Mark Levin (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Michael Savage (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Neal Boortz (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Nick Abbot (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Paul Harvey (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Rick Dees (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Singers[edit source]
TV Personalities[edit source]
- Carleton H. Sheets (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Don Lapre (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Mike Levey (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Ron Popeil (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Environmentalists[edit source]
- Bill McKibben (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- David Brower (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Chico Mendes (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Paul Watson (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Espionage and Intelligence[edit source]
- American Revolution (1775–1783)
- John Andre (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- James Armistead (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Nathan Hale (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Thomas Knowlton (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- American Civil War (1861-1865)
- World War I (1914-1918)
- Fritz Joubert Duquesne (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Howard Burnham (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Jules C. Silber (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Mata Hari (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- World War II (1939-1945)
- Claude Dansey (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Mutt and Jeff (spies) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Paddy Ridsdale (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Ralph Izzard (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Stewart Menzies (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Virginia Hall (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Cold War (1946-1991)
- Cambridge Five (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Clayton J. Lonetree (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- James Jesus Angleton (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Klaus Fuchs (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Richard Helms (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Executioner[edit source]
- Albert Pierrepoint (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- George Maledon (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Robert G. Elliott (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Vasili Blokhin (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Explorer/Pioneer/Adventurer[edit source]
- Erik the Red (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Hernán Cortés (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Ibn Battuta (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Jacques Cartier (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Roald Amundsen (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Zheng He (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Eldred the Unready (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Fashion[edit source]
Designers[edit source]
- Charles Frederick Worth (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Giorgio Armani (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Guccio Gucci (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Ralph Lauren (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Models[edit source]
- Dorian Leigh (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Fabio (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - currently a redirect.
- Jean Shrimpton (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Feminist figures[edit source]
- Elizabeth Cady Stanton (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Jessica Valenti (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Lucy Stone (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Mary Wollstonecraft (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Naomi Wolf (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Phyllis Schlafly (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Rebecca Walker (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Valerie Solanas (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Folklorists[edit source]
- Alexander Carmichael (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Giuseppe Pitrè (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Jacobus de Voragine (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- John Francis Campbell (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- John Lomax (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Stith Thompson (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Geographers[edit source]
- David Thompson (explorer) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Elisee Reclus (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Ellsworth Huntington (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- James Rennell (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Jean Baptiste Bourguignon d'Anville (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Carl Ritter (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Ptolemy (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Historians[edit source]
- David McCullough (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Howard Zinn (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- James M. McPherson (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Leopold von Ranke (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Stephen Ambrose (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Inventors[edit source]
- Edwin Land (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- George Westinghouse (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Jerome Lemelson (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Johann Gutenberg (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Journalists[edit source]
- Bob Woodward (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Carl Bernstein (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Connie Chung (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Dan Rather (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Edward R. Murrow (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Janet Cooke (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Jayson Blair (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Nellie Bly (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Walter Cronkite (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Walter Duranty (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Washington Irving (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Winifred Bonfils (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Law[edit source]
Criminals[edit source]
- Albert Hicks (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Baby Face Nelson (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Billy the Kid (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Bonnie & Clyde (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Boston Strangler (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Burke and Hare (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Captain Kidd (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - currently redirects to Jason Kidd
- Casey Anthony (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Charles Ponzi (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- D. B. Cooper (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Francois l'Olonnais (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Hell's Grannies (see: [1]) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Jack the Stripper (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Joaquin Guzman (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- John Dillinger (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- The Lady In Red (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Ma Barker (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Ned Kelly (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Pablo Escobar (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)- Paul Watson (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Pierre Lafitte (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Pretty Boy Floyd (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Sir Henry Morgan (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Organized Crime Figures Conflated with Cartoon Characters[edit source]
- Prohibition
- Benjamin "Bugsy" Siegel (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Charles "Lucky" Luciano (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Dion O'Bannion (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Dutch Schultz (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- George "Bugs" Moran (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Hymie Weiss (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- "Machine Gun" Jack McGurn (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Joe "The Boss" Masseira (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Samuel "Nails" Morton (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Vincent "The Schemer" Drucci (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Five Families-era
- Albert "The Mad Hatter" Anastasia (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Carlo Gambino (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Frank "Don Cheech" Scalice (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Joey "The Clown" Lombardo (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Joseph "Joe Bananas" Bonanno (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Ken "Joe the Jap" Eto (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Paul "The Waiter" Ricca (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Sam "Mad Sam" DeStefano (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Vincent "The Chin" Gigante (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Vito "Don Vito" Genovese (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Modern
- Pablo Escobar (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Sammy "The Bull" Gravano (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- The Westies (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Whitey Bulger (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Detectives and police[edit source]
- Allan Pinkerton (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Bull Connor (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Darien Long (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- David Hennessy (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Frank Serpico (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Joseph Petrosino (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Louis Eppolito and Stephen Caracappa (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Salvatore Rivieri (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Lawyers[edit source]
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Notable LGBT (lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender) figures[edit source]
Linguists[edit source]
Maritime Figures[edit source]
Mathematicians[edit source]
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Medical[edit source]
- Albert Schweitzer (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Dr. Anthony Fauci (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Daniel Hale Williams (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Edward Jenner (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Florence Nightingale (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Galen, possibly combine with the Planet of the Apes character (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Henry Heimlich (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Jack Kevorkian (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- John Hunter (surgeon) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Military figures[edit source]
- Authur MacArthur (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Bernard Montgomery (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Bernardo O'Higgins (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Braxton Bragg (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Douglas Haig (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- George Armstrong Custer (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Heinz Guderian (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- John Monash (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Norman Schwarzkopf (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Pancho Villa (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Paul Emil von Lettow-Vorbeck (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Robert Nivelle (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Saigo Takamori (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Saladin (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Võ Nguyên Giáp (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- William Quantrill (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
American Medal of Honor recipients[edit source]
Natural Scientists, Other[edit source]
Ornithologists (Birds)[edit source]
- Francis Willughby (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- John James Audubon (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Philosophers[edit source]
- Julia Kristeva (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - feminist
- Peter Singer (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - strongly favors utilitarianism and is sometimes misunderstood as a supporter of bestiality, etc.
- Thomas Reid (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Physicists[edit source]
- Enrico Fermi (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- James Clerk Maxwell (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Joseph Fourier (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Max Planck (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Michael Faraday (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Political figures[edit source]
Ward boss-era[edit source]
- Al Smith (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Boss Tweed (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Fernando Wood (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Honest John Kelly (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Huey Long (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- John Morrissey (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Tom Pendergast (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Timothy Sullivan (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Modern-era[edit source]
- Benazir Bhutto (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Buddy Cianci (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Carolyn McCarthy (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Sandra Day O'Connor, see previous article here (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Modern heads of state[edit source]
Former US Presidents[edit source]
The following names redirect to the United States presidents with ridiculously accentuated facial features article:
- James Madison
- James Monroe
- William Henry Harrison
- James K. Polk
- James Buchanan
- Rutherford B. Hayes
- Chester A. Arthur
- Grover Cleveland
- Benjamin Harrison
- Warren G. Harding
- Calvin Coolidge
- Jimmy Carter
Other presidents that don't have a proper article are:
US Politicians[edit source]
- Charles Schumer (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Condoleezza Rice (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - currently a redirect.
- Rick Perry (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Michael Dukakis (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Supreme Court Justices[edit source]
See also Judges.
Other politicians or unsorted[edit source]
- Daniel Patrick Moynihan (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Dianne Feinstein (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Dianne Wilkerson (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Eric Massa (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Harvey Milk (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Jerry Rawlings (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Kwame Kilpatrick (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Liz Truss (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) -- currently redirects to Puppet
- Manuel Noriega (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Marion Barry (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Maxine Waters (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Michael Bloomberg (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - currently redirects to New York City
- Stephen Conroy (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Strom Thurmond (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Thomas Menino (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Valerie Plame (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Billy Bulger (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Psychics[edit source]
- Allison DuBois (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- The Amazing Criswell (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Clifford Bias (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Jeane Dixon (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- John Edward (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Lady Wonder (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Marie Castello (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Mother Shipton (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Rosemary Altea (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Sybil Leek (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Psychologists[edit source]
- Arthur Jensen (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Joyce Brothers (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Raj Persaud (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Religious figures[edit source]
- The Artist Formerly Known As Jesus (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- The Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse, parody of The Fifth Beatle
- John the Baptist (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Pontius Pilate (character), perhaps more along the lines of his portrayal in the independent film "Beaster" (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Pontius Pilate's wife, a recently discovered document written anonymously by a follower of Jesus making crude or juvinile insults about Pilate's wife? (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Baptist[edit source]
- John Smyth (Baptist minister) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Roger Williams (theologian) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Buddhism[edit source]
Catholicism[edit source]
- Father Guido Sarducci (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Father Ted Crilly, Father Dougal Maguire and Father Jack Hackett (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) (possibly as the "Craggy Island Martyrs", a parody of the Four Chaplains) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Nagasaki Martyrs (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Eastern Orthodox[edit source]
Hinduism[edit source]
Islam[edit source]
Judaism[edit source]
Fundamentalist Latter-Day Saints[edit source]
New Age Spirituality[edit source]
- Alice Bailey (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Edgar Cayce (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- George Gurdjieff (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Non-Denominational Christian[edit source]
Other[edit source]
- Prophet Bobby Henderson, religious leader of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- The OFFICIAL Rob Metcalfe (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Pentecostal/Charismatic[edit source]
- Colin Urquhart (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Dennis Bennett (priest) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Jimmy Swaggart (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Presbyterian/Reformed/Calvinism[edit source]
Protestant[edit source]
- The Bishop (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- "Baby-eating" Bishop of Bath and Wells (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Bishop of West Anglia (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Shamanism[edit source]
Unitarian Universalist[edit source]
Wicca/Witches[edit source]
Sociologists[edit source]
Sports figures[edit source]
Ufologists[edit source]
Other people and those who weren't so lucky[edit source]
Biographies of Ridiculous Persons[edit source]
- Please note this section is for obviously fictional biographies. See A. Wyatt Mann, Pants Anderson, etc.
- Doubting Thomas (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Edwin Aloyicious Eathelred Thou-Shallt-Not-Take-the-Lord's-Name-in-Vain Bertram Trenchard, 7th Viscount Trenchard, member of the British Line of Succession
- Infidel Castro and Fidelity Castro, important figures in the discovery of purple.
- John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Lord Henry Double-Barrelled Surname, discoverer of Sine
- Pat Riarchy, an unfortunately named man blamed for the oppression of women
- Sir Thomas Shithead, see the original article here
- Some Chick You Don't Give a Damn About
- Some Jerk On The Internet
- That Mean Lady from your Paper Route
- To Whom It May Concern (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Tuberculum Potatoe, a Tedious know-it-all of Ancient Greece
Relative Unknowns with Funny Stories[edit source]
- Adam Curtis (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) (British filmmaker. Guy who did The Power of Nightmares)
- Alan Sokal (pt:Alan Sokal) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Bill Lynch (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Byron "Low Tax" Looper (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Cindy Margolis (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - world's most downloaded woman
- Craig Kilborn (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Ethelred the Unready (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - a medieval monarch, who as it turns out, I am related to, which might explain a lot. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 02:31, 11 February 2019 (UTC)
- Hamid Karzai (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Hans Ruedi Giger (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Jacques de Molay (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) (infernal red mage)
- John Cale (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Jonathan Lee Riches (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) (maybe we could get a frivolous lawsuit slapped on us too?)
- Justin Trudeau (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Konnolsky (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Lillian Alling (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Lord Alfred Douglas (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Norbert Wiener (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Phineas Gage (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Ronnie Coleman (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Saint Petrus (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - Swedish author and creator of Bork language
- Stephen Spurr, I considered putting this in villans, but thought that may be too gratifying for the good doctor. (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Triumph the Insult Comic Dog (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Tristram Jones-Parry, I considered putting this under superheroes, but was unsure as to appropriateness? (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- William Caxton (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)