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By profession

Academics

• Kamau Kambon (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Sue Johanson (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Activists

Carrie Nation

• Carrie Nation (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Gary McHale (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Jimmy Justice (activist) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Peace Pilgrim (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Susan B Anthony (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Anthropologists

• Jane Goodall (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Archaeologists

• Heinrich Schliemann (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Howard Carter (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Percy Fawcett (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Architects

• Richard Gage (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Artists

Designers

• Matt Jefferies (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Graphic artists

• Paul Rand (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Illustrators

• Mokona (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Painters

• Edgar Degas (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Pierre-Auguste Renoir (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Photographers

• Dorothea Lange (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Ron Galella (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Sculptors

• Auguste Rodin (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Astronomers

• Tycho Brahe (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Authors

Fiction writers, dramatists and poets

• Daniel Defoe (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Judith McNaught, we gotta make fun of the writers, too. (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Mary Shelly (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• O. Henry (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• P.C. Wren (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Robert Louis Stevenson (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - currently redirects to Sherlock Holmes
• Truman Capote (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Shel Silverstein (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Non-fiction writers

• Alex Haley (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Napoleon Hill (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Stefan Molyneux (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Kathy Shaidle (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Biologists

• Thomas Henry Huxley (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Botanists

• Carl Linnaeus (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Businesspeople

• Andrew Carnegie (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Bernard Arnault (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Cornelius Vanderbilt (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Jay Gould (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Samuel Slater (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Warren Buffett (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Chefs

• Emeril Lagasse, a celebrity chef (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Chemists

• Alexander Shulgin (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Computer science people

Note: This section is for real programmers/designers. Please do not make requests for fictional characters. Please alphabetize by surname.

• Chris Hülsbeck (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Hiroshi Yamauchi (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Kazumi Totaka (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Koji Kondo (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Manfred Trenz (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Satoshi Tajiri (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Tim Follin (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Educators

• Carol Gilligan (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Howard Gardner (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• James Monroe Smith (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• John Dewey (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• John Ogbu (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Mary Kay Letourneau (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Michelle Rhee (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Thomas Eakins (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Engineers

• Apollodorus of Damascus (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Fazlur Khan (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Felix Candela (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Leon Moisseiff (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Myron Goldsmith (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Robert Maillart (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Othmar Ammann (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Nicolas Léonard Sadi Carnot (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Entertainers

Actors

Colin Farrell

• Bill Paxton, see tornado chaser, alien hunter, or jew slayer. (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Cindy Crawford (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Cheryl Ladd (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Claudia Schiffer (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Dustin Hoffman (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Hank Azaria (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• James Franco (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• James Garner (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Jean-Claude Van Damme (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Katie Holmes (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Laura San Giacomo (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) Just Shoot Me Star featuring her enormous breasts
• Logan Lerman (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Louis Gossett, Jr. (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Ollie Williams, probably not an actor, but could be if you think about it. (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Patrick Stewart (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - currently redirects to Jean-Luc Picard
• Seth Rogen (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Taylor Momsen (pt:Taylor Momsen), Gossip Girl actress and singer. She loves vibrators and priests. (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Rajinikanth, (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Forgotten people

• D.B. Sweeney (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Dave Foley (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Eric Stoltz (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Ed O'Neill (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Frank Langella (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• James Booth (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Jeffrey Combs (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Joe Pilato (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Jurgen Prochnow (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Lawrence Welk (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Michael Pare (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Peter Lorre (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) (There used to be a really godawful article on him that was mercifully removed, leaving all the Lorre links red)
• Sam Kinison (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• William Forsythe (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Ron Jeremy

Pornography Actors

• Buck Naked (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Hairy Palms (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Jenna Jameson (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Long Dong Silver (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Ron Jeremy - redirects to Viagra (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Disc Jockeys

• Bill Randle (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Christopher Stone (broadcaster) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Larry Levan (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Martin Block (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Comedians

Flip Wilson

Lewis Black

• Andrew Dice Clay (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Artie Lange (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Bill Burr (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Brad Stine (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Bobcat Goldthwait (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Buddy Hackett (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Carl Reiner (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Cedric the Entertainer (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Dave Attell (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• David Cross (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Dick Cavett (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Flip Wilson (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Henny Youngman (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Jonathan Winters (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Jim Breuer (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Jim Gaffigan (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Joe Rogan (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Julia Morris (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Katt Williams (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Lenny Bruce (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Lewis Black (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Louis C.K. (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Mort Sahl (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Nick DiPaolo (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Pat Condell (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Professor Irwin Corey (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Redd Foxx (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Richard Lewis (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Rosie O'Donnell (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Filmmakers

Directors

• Alejandro González Iñárritu (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Alfonso Cuarón (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Billy Wilder (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Bryan Singer (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Corey Yuen (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Danny Boyle (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• David Cronenberg (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)- page exists, subtitled Scanners (movie).
• David Fincher (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• David Lean (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• D.W. Griffith (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) (You know, a guy who glorified the KKK seriously needs an article about him)
• Eli Roth (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Gus Van Sant (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Hayao Miyazaki (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Jean-Jacques Annaud (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Jean-Pierre Jeunet (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• John Frankenheimer (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Leigh Scott (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Luc Besson (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Michael Mann (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Milos Forman (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Nimród Antal (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Renny Harlin (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Ridley Scott (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Roland Emmerich (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Roman Polanski (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Sam Peckinpah (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Sidney Lumet (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Tony Scott (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Tsui Hark (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• William Friedkin (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• William Wyler (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Wolfgang Petersen (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Documentary Filmmakers

• Ken Burns (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Producers

• Lloyd Kaufman (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Jon Peters (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Screenwriters

• Roger Avery (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Syd Field (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Magicians

• Alexander Herrmann (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Jacob Philadelphia (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• John Nevil Maskelyne (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Musicians

Individuals

Mariah Carey

• Celine Dion (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - known for singing the Titanic movie theme, among other things.
• Christina Aguilera (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - over-stylizes every single song she sings. Also had a bad girl reputation. Judged the Voice TV show a few seasons.
• Colin Greenwood (of Radiohead) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Courtney Love (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Cozy Powell (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• George Clinton (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Gigi D'Agostino (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - pay attention to the music videos for "Bla Bla Bla" and "The Riddle"
• Helmut Lotti (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Ike Turner (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Janis Joplin (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Jen Marks (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Jimmy 'The Rev' Sullivan (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Kirk Hammett (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Lee 'Scratch' Perry (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Leif Edling (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - see Candlemass for more details.
• Luciano Pavarotti (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Marc Bolan (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Mariah Carey (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - sings too high. (Emotions song)
• Nick Lachey (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Nilsson (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Ronan Tynan (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Sammy Davis Jr. (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Shania Twain (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Sheryl Crowe (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Sia (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Sir Mix-A-Lot (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - he likes big butts and he can't deny it.
• Suzanne Vega (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - mention the songs "Tom's Diner" (a.k.a. Mother of the MP3) and "Luka"
• Taylor Swift (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - known for writing songs about ex-lovers and feuds with other singers. (Currently redirects to Tennessee)
• Warren Zevon (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Zakk Wylde (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Musical groups

Captain & Tennille

Culture Club

Queen in their most comfortable clothing.

• Ace of Base (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Biffy Clyro (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Bolt Thrower (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Captain & Tennille (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• The Cars (band) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• The Casualties (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Chicago (band) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Culture Club (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• The Devil Wears Prada (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Dream Evil (band) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Gamma Ray (band) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - and add something about their positive-emo songs, like Lake Of Tears and No Need To Cry
• Ghostface (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Groove Coverage (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - and something about their song "God is a Girl" ^_wp (currently a redirect; note that it has been CVP'd before, so be extra careful to follow the rules about creating a userspace draft, getting it Pee Reviewed, etc.)
• Guster (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Iced Earth (band) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

• RUSH (band) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

• Throbbing Gristle (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Performance Artists

• Chris Burden (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Dennis Oppenheim (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Robert Smithson (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Sol LeWitt (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Yves Klein (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Radio Personalities

• Casey Casum (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Dave Ramsey (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Laura Ingraham (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Laura Schlessinger (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Mark Levin (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Michael Savage (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Neal Boortz (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Nick Abbot (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Paul Harvey (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Rick Dees (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

TV Personalities

• Carleton H. Sheets (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Don Lapre (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Mike Levey (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Ron Popeil (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Environmentalists

• Bill McKibben (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• David Brower (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Chico Mendes (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Paul Watson (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Espionage and Intelligence

American Revolution (1775–1783)

• John Andre (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• James Armistead (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Nathan Hale (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Thomas Knowlton (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

American Civil War (1861-1865)

• Belle Boyd (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

World War I (1914-1918)

• Fritz Joubert Duquesne (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Howard Burnham (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Jules C. Silber (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Mata Hari (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

World War II (1939-1945)

• Claude Dansey (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Mutt and Jeff (spies) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Paddy Ridsdale (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Ralph Izzard (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Stewart Menzies (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Virginia Hall (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Cold War (1946-1991)

• Cambridge Five (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Clayton J. Lonetree (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• James Jesus Angleton (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Klaus Fuchs (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Richard Helms (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Executioner

• Albert Pierrepoint (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• George Maledon (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Robert G. Elliott (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Vasili Blokhin (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Explorer/Pioneer/Adventurer

Erik the Red

• Erik the Red (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Hernán Cortés (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Ibn Battuta (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Jacques Cartier (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Roald Amundsen (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Zheng He (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Eldred the Unready (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Fashion

Designers

• Charles Frederick Worth (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Giorgio Armani (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Guccio Gucci (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Ralph Lauren (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Models

Fabio

• Dorian Leigh (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Fabio (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - currently a redirect.
• Jean Shrimpton (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Feminist figures

• Elizabeth Cady Stanton (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Jessica Valenti (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Lucy Stone (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Mary Wollstonecraft (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Naomi Wolf (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Phyllis Schlafly (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Rebecca Walker (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Valerie Solanas (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Folklorists

• Alexander Carmichael (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Giuseppe Pitrè (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Jacobus de Voragine (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• John Francis Campbell (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• John Lomax (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Stith Thompson (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Geographers

• David Thompson (explorer) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Elisee Reclus (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Ellsworth Huntington (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• James Rennell (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Jean Baptiste Bourguignon d'Anville (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Carl Ritter (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Ptolemy (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Historians

• David McCullough (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Howard Zinn (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• James M. McPherson (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Leopold von Ranke (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Stephen Ambrose (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Inventors

• Edwin Land (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• George Westinghouse (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Jerome Lemelson (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Johann Gutenberg (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Journalists

• Bob Woodward (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Carl Bernstein (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Connie Chung (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Dan Rather (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Edward R. Murrow (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Janet Cooke (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Jayson Blair (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Nellie Bly (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Walter Cronkite (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Walter Duranty (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Washington Irving (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Winifred Bonfils (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Law

Criminals

• Albert Hicks (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Baby Face Nelson (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Billy the Kid (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Bonnie & Clyde (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Boston Strangler (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Burke and Hare (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Captain Kidd (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - currently redirects to Jason Kidd
• Casey Anthony (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Charles Ponzi (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• D. B. Cooper (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Francois l'Olonnais (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Hell's Grannies (see: [1]) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Jack the Stripper (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Joaquin Guzman (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• John Dillinger (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• The Lady In Red (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Ma Barker (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Ned Kelly (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Pablo Escobar (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Paul Watson (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Pierre Lafitte (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Pretty Boy Floyd (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Sir Henry Morgan (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Organized Crime Figures Conflated with Cartoon Characters

Al Capone, seen here dancing the Charleston on a flagpole.

Prohibition

• Benjamin "Bugsy" Siegel (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Charles "Lucky" Luciano (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Dion O'Bannion (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Dutch Schultz (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• George "Bugs" Moran (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Hymie Weiss (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• "Machine Gun" Jack McGurn (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Joe "The Boss" Masseira (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Samuel "Nails" Morton (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Vincent "The Schemer" Drucci (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Five Families-era

• Albert "The Mad Hatter" Anastasia (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Carlo Gambino (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Frank "Don Cheech" Scalice (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Joey "The Clown" Lombardo (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Joseph "Joe Bananas" Bonanno (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Ken "Joe the Jap" Eto (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Paul "The Waiter" Ricca (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Sam "Mad Sam" DeStefano (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Vincent "The Chin" Gigante (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Vito "Don Vito" Genovese (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Modern

• Pablo Escobar (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Sammy "The Bull" Gravano (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• The Westies (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Whitey Bulger (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Detectives and police

• Allan Pinkerton (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Bull Connor (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Darien Long (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• David Hennessy (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Frank Serpico (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Joseph Petrosino (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Louis Eppolito and Stephen Caracappa (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Salvatore Rivieri (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Linguists

• Poto and Cabengo (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Maritime Figures

• Joseph Hazelwood (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Medical

• Albert Schweitzer (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Dr. Anthony Fauci (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Daniel Hale Williams (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Edward Jenner (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Florence Nightingale (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Galen, possibly combine with the Planet of the Apes character (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Henry Heimlich (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Jack Kevorkian (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• John Hunter (surgeon) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Military figures

• Authur MacArthur (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Bernard Montgomery (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Bernardo O'Higgins (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Braxton Bragg (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Douglas Haig (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• George Armstrong Custer (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Heinz Guderian (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• John Monash (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Norman Schwarzkopf (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Pancho Villa (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Paul Emil von Lettow-Vorbeck (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Robert Nivelle (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Saigo Takamori (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Saladin (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Võ Nguyên Giáp (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• William Quantrill (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

American Medal of Honor recipients

• Alvin York (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Audie Murphy (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Ornithologists (Birds)

• Francis Willughby (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• John James Audubon (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Philosophers

• Julia Kristeva (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - feminist
• Peter Singer (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - strongly favors utilitarianism and is sometimes misunderstood as a supporter of bestiality, etc.
• Thomas Reid (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Physicists

• Enrico Fermi (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• James Clerk Maxwell (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Joseph Fourier (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Max Planck (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Michael Faraday (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Political figures

Ward boss-era

• Al Smith (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Boss Tweed (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Fernando Wood (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Honest John Kelly (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Huey Long (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• John Morrissey (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Tom Pendergast (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Timothy Sullivan (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Modern-era

• Benazir Bhutto (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Buddy Cianci (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Carolyn McCarthy (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Sandra Day O'Connor, see previous article here (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Former US Presidents

The following names redirect to the United States presidents with ridiculously accentuated facial features article:

• James Madison
• James Monroe
• William Henry Harrison
• James K. Polk
• James Buchanan
• Rutherford B. Hayes
• Chester A. Arthur
• Grover Cleveland
• Benjamin Harrison
• Warren G. Harding
• Calvin Coolidge
• Jimmy Carter

Other presidents that don't have a proper article are:

• Thomas Jefferson
• John Quincy Adams
• John Tyler
• Zachary Taylor
• Millard Fillmore
• William Howard Daft

US Politicians

• Charles Schumer (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Condoleezza Rice (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - currently a redirect.
• Rick Perry (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Michael Dukakis (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Supreme Court Justices

See also Judges.

Other politicians or unsorted

• Daniel Patrick Moynihan (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Dianne Feinstein (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Dianne Wilkerson (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Eric Massa (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Harvey Milk (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Jerry Rawlings (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Kwame Kilpatrick (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Liz Truss (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) -- currently redirects to Puppet
• Manuel Noriega (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Marion Barry (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Maxine Waters (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Michael Bloomberg (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - currently redirects to New York City

• Norodom Sihanouk (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Rahm Emanuel (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

• Stephen Conroy (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Strom Thurmond (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Thomas Menino (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Valerie Plame (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Billy Bulger (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Psychics

• Allison DuBois (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• The Amazing Criswell (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Clifford Bias (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Jeane Dixon (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• John Edward (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Lady Wonder (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Marie Castello (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Mother Shipton (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Rosemary Altea (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Sybil Leek (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Psychologists

• Arthur Jensen (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Joyce Brothers (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Raj Persaud (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Religious figures

• The Artist Formerly Known As Jesus (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• The Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse, parody of The Fifth Beatle
• John the Baptist (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Pontius Pilate (character), perhaps more along the lines of his portrayal in the independent film "Beaster" (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Pontius Pilate's wife, a recently discovered document written anonymously by a follower of Jesus making crude or juvinile insults about Pilate's wife? (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Baptist

• John Smyth (Baptist minister) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Roger Williams (theologian) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Buddhism

• Gautama Buddha (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Catholicism

• Father Guido Sarducci (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Father Ted Crilly, Father Dougal Maguire and Father Jack Hackett (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) (possibly as the "Craggy Island Martyrs", a parody of the Four Chaplains) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Nagasaki Martyrs (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Eastern Orthodox

• Saints Cyril and Methodius (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Hinduism

• Those Three Hindu Gods (Brahma, Vishnu and Shiva) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Islam

• Ayatollah Khomeini (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Judaism

• Rabbi Tuckman, parody of Robin Hood's Friar Tuck (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Fundamentalist Latter-Day Saints

• Alex Joseph (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Ervil LeBaron (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

New Age Spirituality

• Alice Bailey (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Edgar Cayce (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• George Gurdjieff (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Non-Denominational Christian

• Barton W. Stone (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Les Feldick (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Other

• Prophet Bobby Henderson, religious leader of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• The OFFICIAL Rob Metcalfe (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Pentecostal/Charismatic

• Colin Urquhart (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Dennis Bennett (priest) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Jimmy Swaggart (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Presbyterian/Reformed/Calvinism

• John F. MacArthur (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• R. C. Sproul (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Protestant

• The Bishop (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• "Baby-eating" Bishop of Bath and Wells (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Bishop of West Anglia (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Shamanism

• Carlos Castaneda (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Unitarian Universalist

• Robert Little (minister) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Wicca/Witches

• Doreen Valiente (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Gerald Gardner (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Sociologists

• Émile Durkheim (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Sports figures

Requests for articles about Sports figures are on a separate page, and should be added there.

Ufologists

• Marshall Applewhite - see Heaven's Gate (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Other people and those who weren't so lucky

Biographies of Ridiculous Persons

Please note this section is for obviously fictional biographies. See A. Wyatt Mann, Pants Anderson, etc.

Doubting Thomas

• Doubting Thomas (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Edwin Aloyicious Eathelred Thou-Shallt-Not-Take-the-Lord's-Name-in-Vain Bertram Trenchard, 7th Viscount Trenchard, member of the British Line of Succession
• Infidel Castro and Fidelity Castro, important figures in the discovery of purple.
• John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Lord Henry Double-Barrelled Surname, discoverer of Sine
• Pat Riarchy, an unfortunately named man blamed for the oppression of women
• Sir Thomas Shithead, see the original article here
• Some Chick You Don't Give a Damn About
• Some Jerk On The Internet
• That Mean Lady from your Paper Route
• To Whom It May Concern (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Tuberculum Potatoe, a Tedious know-it-all of Ancient Greece

Relative Unknowns with Funny Stories

• Adam Curtis (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) (British filmmaker. Guy who did The Power of Nightmares)
• Alan Sokal (pt:Alan Sokal) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Bill Lynch (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Byron "Low Tax" Looper (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Cindy Margolis (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - world's most downloaded woman
• Craig Kilborn (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Ethelred the Unready (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - a medieval monarch, who as it turns out, I am related to, which might explain a lot. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 02:31, 11 February 2019 (UTC)
• Hamid Karzai (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Hans Ruedi Giger (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Jacques de Molay (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) (infernal red mage)
• John Cale (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Jonathan Lee Riches (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) (maybe we could get a frivolous lawsuit slapped on us too?)
• Justin Trudeau (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Konnolsky (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Lillian Alling (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Lord Alfred Douglas (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Norbert Wiener (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Phineas Gage (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Ronnie Coleman (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Saint Petrus (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - Swedish author and creator of Bork language
• Stephen Spurr, I considered putting this in villans, but thought that may be too gratifying for the good doctor. (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Triumph the Insult Comic Dog (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• Tristram Jones-Parry, I considered putting this under superheroes, but was unsure as to appropriateness? (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
• William Caxton (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)