Talk:Russian reversal/archive1

POST-EDITING

Please check your edits after awhile if you edited the page. There's this user modusoperandi that keeps censoring/vandalizing your edits everytime an edit is made. (he'd make up any excuse to censor your edit)

   In Russian Reversal, modusoperandi reverts YOU!!

--200.204.187.163 21:06, 9 October 2006 (UTC) In Soviet Russia, other country stereotype YOU!! (it is good, add it!) In Soviet Russia, videos convert YOU!! In Soviet Russia, money spends YOU!! In Soviet Russia, McDonalds loves YOU!!

61.94.127.116 16:20, 12 July 2006 (UTC) ADD:(" ") This PSA brought to you by the People United Against Crappy Russian Reversals (for life and peoples safety)

• I'm not vandalizing the page, damnit! See "Purging" below? Russian Reversal almost got VFD'd because crap RR's were spreading all over Uncyclopedia. Russian Reversal got NRV'd because this page had no focus.
  • In order to prevent this page from being purged entirely from Uncylopedia the page was cleaned up, cut, and focused into a laser pin point of reversalish precision.
    • If you contribute to this page, follow two simple rules:
      • 1) No cruft. None. Zero. Zippo.
        • a: this means no Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking you, no Kanye West not caring about you, etc.
        • b: this also means no dumb reversals. Towel dries you is not only not funny, it's not even a RR.
      • 2) The Russian Reversal, in its purest form, is based on the dualistic theorem that:
        • a: America is both good and free
        • b: Soviet Russia is both bad and oppressive
    • Therefore, to prevent this page from going VFD again, if you make a reversal that is either cruft, not based on the Dualistic theorem of the Russian Reversal, or both, it will be RV'd. You can break either of these rules only if the Reversal is friggin' hilarious.
      • I'm not trying to be an asshole: I'm just trying to protect and nurture that which the great prophet Yakov gave us.
      • If you have a problem with that, feel free to create your own damn page. Modusoperandi 16:52, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

Post editing redux

Wow, an 61.94.126.108 user just changed the "Please check your edits..." by 61.94.127.116 to read:

• Please check your edits after awhile if you edited the page. Censorship happens not only in Russia, if good men fails to act. There's this user modusoperandi that keeps censoring/vandalizing your edits everytime an edit is made. He'd make up any excuse to censor your edit like saying that he edit the page so it gets cleaned up, cut, and focused into a laser pin point of reversalish precision. And citing VFDs, NRVs, WMDs and everything just like one of them Bush did with Iraq. And if he's got a problem with that, he should feel free to create his own d*mn page. (Damn is best written with a *, in spirit of censorship)

Hilarious! That is unless the 61.94.126.108 is also 61.94.127.116 in which case it's the opposite of that. Don't come here for a pissing contest. If you have a problem with my unhealthy fixation with Yakov Smirnoff, take it up with an admin.

What I said before stands. Russian Reversal is a magnet for cruft. Whatever the opposite of a magnet is, that's what I am. Modusoperandi 18:17, 13 July 2006 (UTC)

61.94.126.108 is also 61.94.127.116 is also 61.94.127.232

61.94.127.232 15:56, 15 July 2006 (UTC)

Post editing redux redux

To anon IP, my humblest apologies for killing the "Rare Indonesian Reversal" before. I get it now. Brain...slow...sometimes. Again, I'm sorry. That being said... Modusoperandi 19:32, 14 July 2006 (UTC)

Apology accepted, I'm sorry for vandalizing your userpage too. My humblest apologies to you. Emotions... too fast.. sometimes. That being said, however...

61.94.127.232 15:56, 15 July 2006 (UTC)

"In Soviet Russia, UMD pops out from YOU!!" is, was, and will continue to be decrufted whenever it gets put in by anyone. If the UMD pops out from you in Soviet Russia, in America you would pop out from your UMD. That is absurd and unlike other RR's that don't follow the rules of RR, ala "..Norris Chucks you.." RR, it's not all that good. Plus it pushes a site that is not Uncyc, which makes people sad. As I said before, and before that, and before that, I'm not trying to be a dink, it just comes with the territory with trying to prevent this page from crufting, which would lead to the literal end of this page. Then no one would be able to add to this page, including you. Modusoperandi 19:32, 14 July 2006 (UTC)

Well, you worry too much. Russian Reversal is such a fab that it'd be renewed even if it goes to VFD. But yeah, there are such jokes that're just plain stupid and not funny. So, rather than censoring every post, better to set up a good guide and a good header template that sends people to talk pages before adding something stupid. Putting that in an article wouldn't make much of a difference since morons don't read instructions/skim thru to get to the juice and when they see something they don't like, they rv the page. (dude, face it, the history shows an rv basically after every edit) RR is good already as it is, so just leave the LEAVE THE FUCKIN' ARTICLE ALONE!! tag on top. (I found that somewhere in uncyclop) Unless you can come up with something (preferrable a template) funnier and more efficient. (And more RR) 61.94.127.232 15:56, 15 July 2006 (UTC)

You're right that I do care too much about, what is essentially, a silly idea. What you have to remember is that the RR has few friends and many enemies. Literally every page has at one time had a crap RR placed on it by someone who really has no idea what RR is. The difference between Oscar Wilde and Yakov Smirnoff is that Oscar actually gets some respect.

Instead of refering them to the talkpage, it's better to hope that they read the articlepage before they edit. A bad RR can always be removed, but the chance of someone who's witty enough to instantly come up with a crap RR reading anything is slim to none (template included). The reason that there are so many RVs in RR is split between rampant cruft by people who don't know RR and my unwillngness to let it build up.

Instead of the "read the article" template, how about a "Before adding RRs, instruction reads you" template just about the "list" of RRs? It's not technically a RR and it doesn't roll of the tongue, but it's the best that I could come up with on the fly.

I must continue the policing of this page, it's my duty as a loyal citizen of whatever country it is that I am from. If it's an RR and/or if it's really good...it stays. If it's cruft...gone. The UMD one is neither. It's a cute clip. But it's neither hilarious nor an RR. So it's gone. Modusoperandi 20:51, 15 July 2006 (UTC)

I put a mod'd template in above the section that gets crufted the most. Opinions? Modusoperandi 21:01, 15 July 2006 (UTC)

Purging

As discussed on VFD, this article is inarguably out of hand. In order to save it, I propose the following removals (in entirety of cited section):

• under Official List:

1. In Soviet Russia, reversal reads YOU!!
2. In Soviet Russia, Japanese translates YOU!!
3. In Soviet Russia, Ctrl-Alt-Del hits YOU!!
4. In Soviet Russia, culture pops YOU!!
5. In Soviet Russia, reversal breaks YOU!!
6. In Soviet Russia, more writes YOU!!

• under Quotes read YOU:

1. everything

constructive revisions:

• under Official List:

1. In Soviet Russia, shirt wears YOU!!

• • stipulation: header and explanation removed, poem left (perhaps as a quote).

• under ...IRC reads YOU:
  • rewrite text to use as an anti-n00b-usage example. Possibly include the words "booted from #uncyclopedia".

And thus my proposal reads YOU!!. --His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great19:31, 31 March 2006 (UTC)

• • PS I would just do it now and say RV if you didn't like it, but I'm afraid of banination.

If I remember correctly Yakov's act consisted of him saying how great freedom was in the USA after having experienced how the system screws you back in Russia. While the page has drifted from that original, pure Yakovian vision of the world it has, for the most part, drifted funny vice drifted not-funny. I'm sure that he would have made jokes about the freedom of the interweb here versus the unfreedom of the interweb in Soviet Russia, had he the tools to do so at the time.

I like it the way it is, decruft if you like, but don't be surprised if the many followers of the Yakovian way put most of them back. You could try making it an anti-noob page, but I suspect that people old enough to remember Yakov have been on this interweb thing for long enough to not be noobish (and that the remaining world is either too old or too young to care about Yakov). Modusoperandi 01:56, 1 April 2006 (UTC)

I just pared down the page, removing those quotes that weren't in the spirit of our prophet Yakov. Be careful when adding new ones (or putting old ones back); apparently Yakov has gone viral and spread around this wiki like Chuck, and before him Wilde. I wonder who'll take over the interweb next? Modusoperandi 03:16, 1 April 2006 (UTC)

What a difference a day makes. There's purging, and then there's bulimia. I went to bed, and when I woke up this page didn't interest me at all...sigh. Is the problem that people have the attention span of gnats, or that the words of the prophet Yakov just won't be appreciated until he dies? Modusoperandi 03:09, 2 April 2006 (UTC)

Dude, stop vandalizing this page! How do you ban a user in this uncyclopedia anyway.

In Russian Reversal, modusoperandi bans YOU!! 61.94.127.116 16:20, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

Try Ban Patrol for banning vandals. Try banning me, and I'll be hurt deep down inside where I'm soft like a woman, as I'm a Cop for this page. Vandals vandalize. Cops keep order. Shades of grey, really. See my polemic under "Post-editing" for details. Heck, read any of my comments on this talk page. Modusoperandi 17:01, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

Try Harder!

• In Soviet Russia, towel dries YOU!!

Really? Does that mean in America you dry your towels? Try harder! Don't make me turn this car around... Modusoperandi 15:15, 10 February 2006 (UTC)

In Soviet Russia, car turns YOU!! Micoolio101 08:03, 18 August 2006 (UTC)Micoolio101

and Try Following the Rules Too, Damnit!

"In America you X Y, in Soviet Russia Y Xs YOU"!!, America=Freedom, Soviet Russia=Oppression

Is that so hard to remember? I don't check the page for five days and, BOOM! someone has gone and cut the esses out of most of the Yakovisms. Sigh. I'm done with it, first the rather Stalinist purging, now the good (but off-topic) stuff that got cut is being replaced by crap (In Soviet Russia, baby feed YOU!!, c'mon!) while the old (and partly on-topic) stuff is getting mangled. User:Nerd42, it's up to you now. Use the force, and whatnot. Peace, I'm out of here. Sigh. Modusoperandi 01:20, 8 April 2006 (UTC)

Damnit?? In Soviet Russia Itdamns YOU!! And page checks YOU!! And crap replaces YOU!! And here is out of YOU!! lol In SR, loud laughs out YOU!! lol

Something missing:

The heading for the TOC should read something like, In Soviet Russia, Contents Table YOU!!. Someone give me the okay to change it. 128.252.249.151 22:43, 30 April 2006 (UTC)

Now look here!!

This article is the only humour i get in my life. (In soviet russia, humour gets YOU !!) I propose nothing be done to this article. It is really quite good. Infact, I reckon someone should expand this and put more info in it. If that fails, then it should be written in the style of a typical russian communist. Jizm 16:45, 11 May 2006 (UTC)

Yes, but idiotic IPs add pathetic reversals, which we remove to stop this article from being stupid. Micoolio101 23:36, 20 September 2006 (UTC)Micoolio101

Does anybody else notice that this is not very funny?

I have seen these "russian reversal" quotes appearing all over uncyclopedia, as if someone is trying to put them everywhere thinking that they are as funny as the "oscar wilde" quotes. Not only is the joke inherently stupid (reverse something stupid...haha), but it is based on an idea that the USSR and the US are opposites, which is inherently stupid, and the USSR does not even exist any more. Just reversing a sentence that comes out of your ass "glue dry you" "flower wilt you" "printer print you" "wall square you" is NOT FUNNY.

Unfortunately you quite clearly have not grasped the ideas of this. First and foremost, Oscar Wilde is infact a moron, and making up quotes from him is just plain bloody stupid. Secondly, sign your comments or else the 80 ft tall electro penguins will pwn your ass. Yes. Anywhooo, the fact you reckon that the USSR and US MUST be opposite for this to be funny is idiotic to an extent whereby your humour glands are ripped out by Lucifer himself. Now bugger off and stop wasting my precious time. Jizm 15:39, 12 May 2006 (UTC)

In Soviet Russia, Jokes don't get YOU!! Marshmellow 16:10, 4 June 2006

In Soviet Russia, that this is not very funny notices YOU!! --Nerd42eMailTalkUnMetaWPediah2g2 15:32, 17 June 2006 (UTC)

In Soviet Russia, Pathetic attempt at comebacks makes YOU (and me)!! Marshmellow 12:11, 18 June 2006

Tunes

refering to the quoted lyrics

I just got that CD today. :) And uh, it reminded me of this article. --Nerd42eMailTalkUnMetaWPediah2g2 20:05, 16 June 2006 (UTC)

Pissed

Okay, even though I stormed out after the purge a couple of months ago, I've been watching this page.

Most of the edits have, to be polite, sucked. Yakov is not amused.

I've just decrufted the, um, cruft and corrected the incorrect. Yakov is pleased.

Hail Yakov! Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah! Modusoperandi 20:59, 17 June 2006 (UTC)

In Soviet Russia, bad edits piss on YOU!! --Nerd42eMailTalkUnMetaWPediah2g2 21:06, 24 June 2006 (UTC)

New one

OK, I wrote one that I think is funny, however, I'm worried that it doesn't follow the rules because it doens't END in YOU!! It is:

• In America, you put jobs and clubs in facebook, In Soviet Russia, job clubs YOU in face with book!!

Alternatively it could be written simply "job clubs YOU!!, but I think making fun of facebook is what makes the joke worthwhile. Any input? -Drdisque 23:17, 29 July 2006 (UTC)

Wow, I'm really not a kid anymore. I'd never heard of this place you call Facebook. "You A B C, A B You C-C", seems a bit compicated for a RR. Anybody else have an opinion on this one? Modusoperandi 00:52, 30 July 2006 (UTC)

nice job

I think I peed a little from laughing at this page. Nice job. 138.217.206.77 14:40, 6 August 2006 (UTC)

Clean up

I'm going to clean up this page.

Removed Russian reversals (You can add them back if you like):

• In Soviet Russia, anti-lock brakes YOU!! (WTF?)
• In Soviet Russia, milk got YOU!! (That just sounds stupid)
• In Soviet Russia, with that; fries wants YOU!! (That is not funny)
• In Soviet Russia, train spots YOU!! (Not oppressive or bad)
• In Soviet Russia, direction finds YOU!! (Not oppressive or bad)
• In Soviet Russia, depression gets YOU!! (Stupid)
• In Soviet Russia, movie pirates YOU!!

“In Soviet Russia, Reversal Russians YOU!!”

~ Russian reversal on Reversal Russian

There's already one like this.

“In Soviet Russia, you drive CAR!!”

~ Russian double reversal on Simpsons

No double reversals.

“(Deletion log); 19:17 . . Carlb (Talk | block) (deleted "Game Online/Soviet Russia": This grue has been eaten by a redirect.)”

~ Russian reversal on deletion

I can't make sense of that.

Normally, grues eat the redirects, bot now the redirect ate the grue, it still sucks though

“Va Fbivrg Ehffvn, EBG13 rapbqrf LBH!!”

~ Russian reversal on ROT13

We've got enough of those languages.

“.. -. / ... --- ...- .. . - / .-. ..- ... ... .. .- --..-- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . / - -.-- .--. . ... / -.-- --- ..- ”

~ Russian reversal on Morse code

We've got enough of those languages. --Micoolio101 00:05, 21 September 2006 (UTC)Micoolio101

• Agreed, mostly. I'm glad I'm not alone.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:42, 20 September 2006 (UTC)

• The "spot train" is probably a reference to trainspotting. 83.252.141.112 21:20, 23 September 2006 (UTC)

Wait a second, the one about deleting a Zork page was funny! The other ones can go though. --Nerd42eMailTalkUnMetaWPediah2g2 16:11, 27 September 2006 (UTC)

Semi-Protect

Most of the pathetic reversals come from IPs, so I request having this page semi-protected. --Micoolio101 04:56, 23 September 2006 (UTC)Micoolio101

I've been thinking about it, and I agree.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:41, 24 September 2006 (UTC)

Me too --Nerd42eMailTalkUnMetaWPediah2g2 16:12, 27 September 2006 (UTC)

I've contacted Mhaille and hopefully he'll protect it. --Micoolio101 10:59, 28 September 2006 (UTC)Micoolio101

I agree too, and have made it so. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

In Soviet Russia, article reverts YOU!!!

Please fix the Russian phrase in the article, it should be: В Советской России русский язык переводит ВАС!!! (without a comma and without "на"). --Yms 06:44, 20 October 2006 (UTC)

Why don't you? -- Mitch 06:51, 20 October 2006 (UTC)

It is protected. Maybe from the new users only, but it is. --Yms 08:04, 20 October 2006 (UTC)

It is indeed protected from IPs and new users. I think 4 days may or may not be the cutoff. I've fixed it for you. You can sleep easy at night now. Oh, and didn't you read the rules? They should all end in YOU!! (note the two exclamation marks, and they must be italicised). • Spang • ☃ • talk • 08:35, 20 October 2006 (UTC)

Yeah...because: In Soviet Russia, article edits YOU!!

Thanks! The stroke in U looks like the 3rd exclamation mark... --Yms 16:58, 20 October 2006 (UTC)

YOU!! YOU!!-viet YOU!!-ssia, YOU!! YOU!!s YOU!! – Preceding unsigned comment added by 74.96.212.21 (talk • contribs)

In Soviet Russia, Quote Adds YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, Water Drinks YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, Windows Explores YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, Hamburger Eats YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, Windows Crashes YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, Criminals arrest YOU!!!!!!!!!

In Soviet Russia, Nucleus splits YOU!!!!!!

In Soviet Russia, Mudkips liek U!!

In Soviet Russia, Link Clicks YOU!!

By Mikemarcio@hotmail.com In Soviet Russia, For massive damage, giant enemy crab flips over and attacks weak point of YOU!! - Thegreatnick

In Soviet Russia, WoW play YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, gold farms YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, dungeon raids YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, XP grinds YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, 60 ding YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, loot ninjas YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, noobs own YOU!!

The correct way of sayin' that one is, In Soviet Russia, noob owns YOU!! 14:19, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

No, n00b pwns j00!! --AAA! (AAAA) 03:29, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

w00t >_>

Just beautiful, though I think considering how most goldfarmers and botters are from Communist China these particular ones should be Chinese Reversals. Comrade Thunk 03:26, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

In Soviet Russia, Cloudsong steals YOU!!

---

In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still roundhouse kicks you in the Face!!– Preceding unsigned comment added by 24.236.214.251 (talk • contribs)

You aren't even trying. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:57, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

"In Soviet Russia, School geos to YOU!!--Commieboy 16:31, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

Only the 3^rd one. --Micoolio101 ^{(whine • vandalism)} 02:49, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

• In Soviet Russia, archives extract YOU!!
• In Soviet Russia, ass kick YOU!!
• In Soviet Russia, coffee drink YOU!!

The XD Pirate 195.204.18.80 16:40, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

The second one has potential, but lacks zaz. The others, not so much. Remember, Soviet Russia is bad, America is good.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:46, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

The 1rst one is waaay better than the 2nd.– Preceding unsigned comment added by 216.186.219.99 (talk • contribs)

I didnt know that this article is about tellin that america is good(i thougt it was about jokes). Shouldnt we pass it on the real article rather than in discussion page? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Mister max (talk • contribs)

The problem we run into if everything is allowed on the page is that everything is allowed on the page. This leads to rampant crufting. Later, cannibalism. This is why we focus on the true path of the Prophet Yakov. All else is heresy and must be stamped out. Praise Yakov! --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:12, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

in soviet russia, article edits YOU!! Nevertheless, I agree with Modusopperandi. Only the choosen ones should be allowed to write. We should pass this on the wikipedia front page.--~~mister max~~

RRs and rules

• The problem with these RRs is they don't follow the rules. I know it seems odd, Uncylopedia having rules, but w/o them the RR page fills up with too many blah RRs. The simple to follow rules add focus to the page, and prevent it from crufting too much. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 10:40, 25 October 2006 (UTC)

I want to add, "In Soviet Russia, reversals Russian YOU!!" -Russian Reversal on Russian Reversal.. but I don't know where to put it, it sounds like it would go at the top.. but some people would think it's stupid and flame me for it, so I'll leave it to someone who knows where to put it Aptitude 03:25, 27 October 2006 (UTC)

That was once a quote, but has been removed because it sounds stupid. --Micoolio101 08:31, 28 October 2006 (UTC)

Yakov Smirnoff

Technically, this page should credit him - the Russian Reversal is his. -Tritefantastic 03:45, 6 November 2006 (UTC)

You mean like the part where it says "The original technique was introduced by Politburo hack and Minister of Propaganda Yakov Smirnoff soon after he infiltrated America! What a country! from Ukraine during the Cold War."? --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:56, 6 November 2006 (UTC)

Talk about evolution....

This is the very first edit to this page [1]. Man, it's changed dramitically. --Micoolio101 ^{(whine • vandalism)} 07:00, 6 November 2006 (UTC)

In Soviet Russia, Monty Python Quotes YOU!!

In the article under the rules it says: Always print the word "YOU" in ALLCAPS and then finish the sentence with no more and no less than two exclamation points, and italicise those even if the rest of the sentence isn't.

someone who is able should add the quote from Montey Python and the Holy Grail concerning the holy hand gernade.

Here the quote is "Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."

you could then change it to something along the lines of: "Then, shalt thou type two exclemation marks. No more. No less. Two shalt be the number thou shalt type, and the number of the typing shall be two. Three shalt thou not count, nor either count thou tone, excepting that thou then proceed to two. Four is right out. Once the number two, being the second number, be reached, then, pressest thou enter key and sumit thy's quote, which, if not worthy in My sight, shall be huffed."

NO --Micoolio101 ^{(whine • vandalism)} 02:46, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

Please fix these problems in the page

1. The Wilde quote at the very top has an extra apostrophe where it shouldn't
2. At the end of the Zero Wing section (japanese translates YOU!!) instead of "for great justice ... YOU" it ought to say "In Soviet Russia, great justice for YOU!!"

couldn't we just unprotect maybe? --Nerd42eMailTalkUnMetaWPediah2g2 17:32, 28 November 2006 (UTC)

???

Whover added these [2] [3] [4] [5] should be shot. I'd remove it, but my account is too new. --AAA! (AAAA) 12:04, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

Good catch. I haven't been paying attention recently.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 12:08, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

In Soviet Russia, Chicken Kentuckistan Fries YOU!

Just a thought, but i think the KFC box labelled "In soviet russia, Chicken Boxes YOU!" Should be photo-shopped so that the logo is replaced with this:

If you don't buy their chicken, you might end up "dissappearing"

-anonymous

That image was originally from another article. But since that was written by a communist, someone decided to put the image in this article; but this is just a guess. --AAA! (AAAA) 10:32, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

If there's one thing commies like, it's chicken. Oh, and communism. They like that too. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 10:56, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

I'll never understand communism (or BENSON). --AAA! (AAAA) 11:20, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

Few do, or will.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 11:37, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

? --AAA! (AAAA) 11:45, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

Now you're getting it. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 11:46, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

I'll never understand capitalism. Anyway, is anyone going to make the photoshop? --The same anonymous who was anonymous before

It's Tom mayfair's 'chop, so he would be the one to ask.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:05, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

I don't feel like potatochoppin' it again. I'll give permission to whoever I feel is worthy to do the job. ^_^ 00:47, 9 December 2006 (UTC)

Zombiebaron has done it. He potatochopped the new chickenbox. 03:09, 3 January 2007 (UTC)

Regarding articles in RR-quotes - we'll need a couple fixes

At least in one of the first RRs, we need an article (so it becomes "the Party" and not just "Party"). A good rule is never to use definite articles except in front of "Party" (when referring to the Communist Party). --213.237.66.155 16:37, 22 December 2006 (UTC)

But we never use "the". --AAA! (AAAA) 01:04, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

In Soviet Russia, signature writes YOU!!

--Sanky 20:50, 23 December 2006 (UTC) --Fixed typo in "singature", silly.

Using the Quote template for RRs (a topic of wrist-slitting geekiness)

[Adopts accent of nerd/anorak/capitalist scum (delete as applicable to homeland)] Yes, uh, I've noticed that when one writes a Russian Reversal in the, uh, correct form, huh huh, with italicised exclamation points at the end, uh, one in fact gets a left-over lonely ' symbol and a bold speech mark, huh, huh. Is this a product of a mismanaged template, uh, or is it a devious plot to sabotage, uh, Mother Russia, huh huh? Be my friend, please![/accent] Ugh - disturbing. --Strange but untrue 02:09, 25 December 2006 (UTC)

You'll probably find that it's just apathy; the time for inserting RR's into non-RR pages is long gone.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:09, 25 December 2006 (UTC)

In Soviet Russia, that takes back YOU!! --Strange but untrue 13:23, 25 December 2006 (UTC)

Check out the history for RR...I'm one of this pages defenders; but even I will admit that RRs are best left here, in RR.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:38, 25 December 2006 (UTC)

what about....

In Soviet Russia, 1984 talks about YOU!!

?

ErnestC 18:10, 25 December 2006 (UTC)

Uhh... no. --AAA! (AAAA) 23:09, 25 December 2006 (UTC)

Here's how to do that properly:

In Soviet Russia, double thinks YOU!! --Nerd42eMailTalkUnMetaWPediah2g2 16:18, 3 January 2007 (UTC)

Wouldn't that be think doubles you?--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:10, 3 January 2007 (UTC)

In Soviet Russia, correct is YOU!! --Nerd42eMailTalkUnMetaWPediah2g2 21:56, 5 January 2007 (UTC)

For others RR's have gotten old, like grandma. For us RR's just keep coming back again and again, like herpes.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:08, 5 January 2007 (UTC)

I think it needs protection, too. 22:19, 5 January 2007 (UTC)

Additional Russian Reversal quote

“In Soviet Russia, I quote myself? That doesn't make any sense...”

~ Oscar Wilde on Russian Reversal

NO. --AAA! (AAAA) 23:31, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

what about..

“In Communist China, barbeque char SIU!!”

~ Chinese reversal on Char Siu

--sod it, i put it in barbeque instead Hopsyturvy 13:25, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

Nah, I think we should leave it to the experts. --AAA! (AAAA) 23:35, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

“In Soviet Russia, Quote writes YOU!!”

~ Russian reversal on Oscar Wilde

“In Soviet Russia, man da YOU!!”

~ Russian Reversal

“In USSR, RSS YOU!!”

~ Russian Reversal

Don't tell anyone (we don't want to encourage y'all) but in a geeky sort of way I really like this last one. I've added it to XML, seing as that's the closest article we've got to RSS. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 14:33, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Captain Obvious was just telling me a good one:

“In America YOU tell jokes!! ”

~ Captain Obvious on Russian Reversal

From Pee Review

IF you RR people want this moved, just move it to Talk:Russian reversal/pee or something, thanks. —Braydie at 17:13, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

• Want to bring this to VFH standard. --Micoolio101 ^{(whine • vandalism)} 07:54, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
  • As a page that I started editing a mere seven days after I got here, RR holds a special place in my heart. This is why it hurts me so much to say that it doesn't stand a chance in hell of passing VFH in any form that resembles what it is now. It's a dead meme and, excluding the intro, it's essentially a series of lists. Radical change would be needed to keep in on VFH for more than seven votes (yours, mine, and five againsts). Radical change, too, would make me lose that special nostalgia that RR gives me (hey, a year ago is ages by Uncyc standards!).--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:34, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

• I just looked at it and at the Russian double reversal, I think the latter is even better...and I agree with MO, it would never be VFHd, as good as it is...-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 10:50, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Then we should rewrite it to make it as good as russian double reversal. Seriously, the double reversal page is stupid. --Micoolio101 ^{(whine • vandalism)} 02:44, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

And the normal one is really inteligent right? It's not about intelligence, it's about funny stupidness. -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 08:48, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

• I'm sorry to say that this subject irritates far too many people around here. Your effort would be better spent on just about any of the other 20,000 articles around here, unless they related to other similarly burned-out memes (Steve Ballmer, Kanye West, Oscar Wilde, Ninjas, Pirates and Mr. Meow to name but a handful). ~ T. (talk) 09:16, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

• I will have to agree with Todd on this one. It's a goner. *cries on the inside* I personally think it has too many reversals making it annoying. I doubt it could ever be saved. 12:31, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

• I think this page may have some potential. I mean, on Wikipedia's page on Russian reversal, there is a link to this article itself [1], instead of, say, goatse. And we can just spork some parts from that page. Wikipedia does the same (ever heard of siting sources?), and what have they ever done for us, anyway? --Micoolio101 ^{(whine • vandalism)} 10:19, 9 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Alot. I don't see why you hate it... --AAA! (AAAA) 07:29, 20 January 2007 (UTC)

Conclusion(?): Leave it as it is. I think it's funny, and it is one of the famous ongoing Uncync memes. Then again I have a bad sense of humor. Modusoperandi will vouch for that. -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 10:41, 9 November 2006 (UTC)

“In Soviet Russia Operandi Modusses YOU!!!”

~ Russian Reversal on Modusoperandi

I do vouch for that.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:53, 9 November 2006 (UTC)

Nooo! We must save this page!! --AAA! (AAAA) 10:54, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks! --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc!

In Soviet Russia,God believes in YOU!! In Soviet Russia,system supports YOU!! In Soviet Russia,bills pay YOU!! In Soviet Russia,civilization brings YOU!! In Soviet Russia,charities donate to YOU!!– Preceding unsigned comment added by KuzuX (talk • contribs)

Not so much. Remember that America is both good and free, while Soviet Russia is both bad and oppressive. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:17, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

new one

In Soviet Russia, two cows have YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, reversal declines YOU!!

Actually, we've got enough now. We don't really need anymore. --AAA! (AAAA) 07:27, 20 January 2007 (UTC)

...unless they're better than is what there now.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:24, 20 January 2007 (UTC)

"In Soviet Russia, crap thinks Lost is YOU!!" 134.225.163.219 19:33, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

No. No. No. --AAA! (AAAA) 21:38, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

O_o My God... What are people thinkin'? 21:45, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

I believe they're thinking Lost is crap, amongst other things. And then deciding the masses have to be made aware of this in Russian Reversal form, because just saying stuff without reversing it is so last year. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:47, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

Common Misconceptions regarding the Russian Reversal

A common error among the unenlightened is thinking that Russian Reversal refers to the peculiar Russian practice of writing some letters backwards like a year-old child. This is wholly untrue: we call that dickery. Stupid Russians, they gotta be so different and non-conformist. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 154.20.164.19 (talk • contribs)

Hence that well known nursery rhyme:

Hickeяy dickeяy dock
The mouse яan up the clock
The clock stяuck one
The mouse conveяted to communism and had bяight futuяe ahead of it in gloяious land of oppoяtunity.
Hickeяy dickeяy dock

-- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 01:26, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

new idea!!

In Soviet Russia,Big Brother is being watched by YOU!!

Sorry. Doesn't follow the rules. --AAA! (AAAA) 08:38, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

...plus it's already there. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:21, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

In soviet russia, test cheats on you!!!

My test cheated on me? Nooooooooooooooooooo! -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 19:29, 14 April 2007 (UTC)

What he said. --AAA! (AAAA) 23:42, 14 April 2007 (UTC)

RR goes to Soviet Russia

Ronald Reagan Quote: In Soviet Russia, Wall tears down Mr. Gorbachev!!! --128.197.150.171 23:15, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

I'm very interested in this. Are you saying that somewhere in Russia a wall has actually torn down a person? I can't believe I didn't see this on the news! I mean walls are just normally so static and non-violent - I can't think what would happen if they all turned against us - I'm quite worried now! -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 02:03, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

A variant of that used to be on the page, but it had no "flow", and didn't make the cut. I cut it, I think. Which would make me a bastard of evil, but it was mine too. Which makes me a boob. Also of evil.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:25, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

What about Soviet Kazakhstan?

In Soviet Kazakhstan, U.S. and A. come to YOU!!!!
Dbsheajr 05:45, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

In Soviet Russia, Up shuts YOU!!!

Rewrite tag

I don't see that this will help much here AAA. All you'll get is more people writing half a page of crap (which probably depends on the current page anyway) and subbing it in. Also, the basic idea is an Uncyc meme that is here to stay however many of the things we revert from pages (and I'm fond of it too!) I think RR is as good as it's going to get, although it could probably do with a bit of a deletion spree at some point. (Note to IPs: I did not just say "deletion". Take your finger off the button.) -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 07:51, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

I tagged it with rewrite because it needs to start again. Some parts of it are good, but most parts of it need fixing up. I was thinking of tagging it with {{fix}}, but decided that was too harsh. So I went with a simple rewrite tag. Why not make it something Uncyclopedia related? --AAA! (AAAA) 08:41, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

No no no, no no! /me throws a spaz. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:55, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

I think saying it needs "a trim" would be more accurate. Like, cut back some of the weeds so the flowers have room to grow. --Nerd42eMailTalkUnMetaWPediah2g2 18:15, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

Precisely. --AAA! (AAAA) 23:05, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

In Soviet Russia, Reverse russians you.

Just to state that right:

 In Soviet Russia, you reverse Russian,
 but in Russia-Soviet, Russian you reverse.
 
 -- Yoda

Awful, that is. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:50, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

Can I delete this message? --AAA! (AAAA) 02:45, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

Proposals:

Rule: The reversal must always be correct when you switch the subject and the direct object. For example, "In Soviet Russia, soccer ignore YOU" reconstitutes into "In America, you ignore soccer."

Reversals: "In Soviet Russia, Oscar Wilde quote YOU!!"

"In Tsarist Russia, Japan bomb YOU!!" (joke on Hiroshima and the Russo-Japanese War)

"..Talk smack YOU!!"

"...Jews disenfranchize YOU!!"

"...Arabs fear YOU!!"

Nah. They have to be simple, like "In Soviet Russia, hamburger eats YOU!!", and something that everyone can understand. --AAA! (AAAA) 22:40, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

Hmm... not necessarily, I wouldn't say. But I'm still voting against these ones. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:58, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

"In Soviet Russia, The Universe live in YOU!!"

"In Soviet Russia, Turntable scratches YOU!!"

"In Soviet Russia, walrus is YOU!!"

"In Soviet Russia, Pokemon catches YOU!!"

"In Soviet Russia, Snitch catches YOU!!"

"In Soviet Russia, Bludger beats YOU!!"

"In Soviet Russia, little boys rape YOU!!"

"In Soviet Russia, drugs overdose on YOU!!"

"In Soviet Russia, Negro enslaves YOU!!"

"In Soviet Russia, order supersizes YOU!!"

"In Soviet Russia, horses ride YOU!!"

"In Soviet Russia, Eggo leggos YOU!!"

"In Soviet Russia, Family Guy laughs at YOU!!"

"In Soviet Russia, Tupac shoots YOU!!"

"In Soviet Russia, environment saves YOU!!"

"In Soviet Russia, Al Gore votes for YOU!!"

"In Soviet Russia, weight loses YOU!!"

"In Soviet Russia, shit takes YOU!"

"In Soviet Russia, soap drops YOU!"

"In Soviet Russia, satisfaction can't get no YOU!!"

"In Soviet Russia, drum beats YOU!!"

"In Soviet Russia, Negro lynches YOU!!"

"In Soviet Russia, bank has money in YOU!!"

"In Soviet Russia, square root varies inversely by YOU!!"

"In Soviet Russia, Captain crunchitizes YOU!!" – Preceding unsigned comment added by 69.218.200.42 (talk • contribs)

"In Soviet Russia, E mails YOU!!!"

"In Soviet Russia, Jet lags YOU!!!"

"In Soviet Russia, Re tards YOU!!!"

"In Soviet Russia, World Trade Centers bombs YOU!!!"

"In Soviet Russia, ass kisses you!!"

Not so much. Remember USA good, USSR bad. "In America you lynch negros" isn't good. "Drum beats you" fits the rule, but seems too obvious (there are better ones already on the page). We want better, not more. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:27, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

Like "Deer hunts you"? Or "Hamburger eats you"? --AAA! (AAAA) 03:30, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

I'm not saying they're all golden...--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:39, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

"Horse rides you?" That's discusting. :P – Preceding unsigned comment added by ZeeHypnotist (talk • contribs)

• В советской России, этот текст переводит ВАС!! (translate it)

No, you translate it --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:05, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

How about: "In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia flees YOU!!!" (a joke on the fact that a lot of people tried to flee Russia while it was the USSR)

Nah, too long, and not funny. --AAA! (AAAA) 07:05, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

"In Soviet Russia, Negro enslaves YOU!!" Ok... I think you might have gone a little overboard with that one... :\ 75.178.21.159 22:31, 18 March 2007 (UTC) Craigs

In soviet russia, back flips YOU!!

In soviet russia, closet comes out of YOU!! 65.164.135.254 13:11, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

I'm sorry, I can't respond to that one, a closet just came out of me, so I'm a bit dead. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 20:44, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

How about "In Soviet Russia, Captain Crunches YOU!!", as in the cereal? --AAA! (AAAA) 00:14, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

So in America you crunch Captains? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:37, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

Sure, why not? --AAA! (AAAA) 01:29, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

In Soviet Russia, peril enters at YOU!! 195.137.126.71 20:24, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

Humble suggestion, with free motivational talk!

• In Soviet Russia, president assassinate YOU!!
• In Soviet Russia, government overthrow YOU!!

So assassinating presidents in America isn't necessarily good, but that might depend on the president. In Russia, assassination as a synonym for "genocide" works pretty well, I think, and is also bad.

The second one follows similar logic, but I don't think it's as good -- governments being overthrown are probably not good from anyone's perspective (unless you're an anarchist). I just threw it in for the hell of it.

How'd you like my motivational speech? --Halfhaggis 07:20, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

While we're hacking and slashing...

Is there some deep joke behind the IRC conversation, or is it just old crap? It looks so delectably deletable... -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:06, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

It was an in joke anyhow. Shouldn't have been there in the first place. 00:29, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

In Soviet Russia sex jokes tell you?...

In soviet Russia, mother fucks YOU

In soviet Russia, Cock sucks YOU

In Soviet Russia, suck cocks YOU!!!

In soviet Russia, porn jacks off to YOU 75.178.21.159 16:55, 18 March 2007 (UTC)Craigs

Why not get more creative? Example: In Soviet Russia, prostate checks YOU!! Or even In Soviet Russia, prostate milks YOU!! Just click the link if you don't get it. 19:16, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

It's a trick! Don't click the link! --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:29, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Bah! 19:31, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

*/me clicks link* Thank you. I've been scarred for life. --AAA! (AAAA) 01:30, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

Famous quote to be added from the movie 8MM

"If you dance with the devil, the devil don't change. In Soviet Russia, the devil changes YOU!!"

Who said it in the movie? We can make that a quote. --AAA! (AAAA) 10:47, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

Max California says it. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 87.160.181.134 (talk • contribs)

Apart from the "In Soviet Russia" part... I.e. it's not really a quote, it's just a Russian reversal tacked into the middle of a quote. Removing from page. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 12:48, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

Maybe an addition for the list?

In Soviet Russia, Linens hang YOU!! 68.62.219.120 07:39, 6 April 2007 (UTC)(Haystack)

Done, sort of. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:44, 6 April 2007 (UTC)

One the one hand, I liked the in-your-face pun of my version -- which wasn't quite to format, I now realize; should've been "Linen hangs YOU!!", darn my late-night suggestions. But on the other hand, if someone reads the "laundry" version and thinks for a moment... yeah, that'll work! Thanks! 68.62.219.120 05:35, 10 April 2007 (UTC) (Haystack)

Syntax question

I'm aware syntax wasn't the right word, but it'll do. I'm just wondering how I would go about re-writing the Nietzsche quote :"Man must be careful when fighting with monsters to see that he does not become a monster himself. For when you look into the Abyss, the Abyss also looks back at you" I know it ends with a 'you' but I think it'd be good if you could change it around somewhat. For comedy. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 82.2.226.212 (talk • contribs)

"In America, you look into the Abyss; in Soviet Russia, Abyss looks into YOU!!" --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:09, 8 April 2007 (UTC)

Anime girls want to have sex with you!! (In Soviet Russia, that is)

I added the image on the right to the article (the one with anime girls)... However it was recently reverted back to the church image... I don't actually think the church image is that funny or original. It's just another one of those "church caption" generators. But what's the general opinion? Which do you think is funnier? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Billy bo bo (talk • contribs)

In Soviet Russia, funny caption writes YOU!!

In Soviet Russia Anime Girls want to have sex with YOU!!

Neither. But the sign is less dumb. In America we don't want to have sex with anime girls. That would be creepy...and we'd cut ourselves on the DVD, then have to go to the hospital. Or so I've heard. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:22, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

The humour of the image is based on the fact that there are a lot of freaky people (kids) on the internet who do want to have sex with anime girls and this caption is addressing them. What else is hentai for? And, c'mon, the majority of these kids are American! I just think there's more irony to this image than to the church caption generator. :/

In Soviet Russia, idea suggests you

In Soviet Russia, gun shoots you!

In Soviet Russia, idea suggests you!

In Soviet Russia, gun shoots you! In Soviet Russia, crap takes you! In Soviet Russia, grave digs you! In Soviet Russia, ugly chick runs from you! In Soviet Russia, zombie chainsaws you! In Soviet Russia, headless chicken kills you! Argh. Double post. In Soviet Russia, post doubles you!

What? Headless chicken? Do you have a carbon monoxide detector in your home? If not, get one. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:20, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

One to add

"In Soviet Russia, dick sucks you!" – Preceding unsigned comment added by 169.204.34.29 (talk • contribs)

No. Now excuse me while I go poke out my mind's eye. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:54, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

Perhaps "In Soviet Russia, vagina eats you!!!" Even worse?

"In soviet russia cow milkes you, in soviet Russia Dick wanks YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, Pokémon choose YOU!!

What’s wrong with this one?--Herbsewell 16:00, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

So in America you choose Pokemon? I, having never had anything do to with Pokemon, am considered an expert on the subject, and that makes no sense to me. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:15, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

• It's simply that, "Pokemon, I choose you" is one of the most famous phrases in Anime history. Every single one of the millions of Pokemon fans has heard numerous times before.--209.136.11.40 19:02, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

But it's not "You choose Pokemon", nor is it witty enough to get away with not strictly following accepted RR doctrine. Half of the reason that this page original hit VFD was because of RRs that didn't follow the rules and weren't funny enough to get away with the flouting of those very rules. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:07, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

Y'all got to be kidding 
man, some of y'all treat art
like it was some sort of religion
following the rules one two and on through 
to the point you don't create art 
art created YOU!!
y'all got to be kidding 
some of ya'll treat hip hop 
like it was some sort of religion 
following the rules 
one two and on through 
to the point you don't create hip hop 
hip hop created YOU!!

~ John Reuben's album "Hindsight", track 10 "Doin", third verse

Something I came up with while taking a shower

• In America, USA. In Soviet Russia, A S You!!!!
• In Soviet Russia, Irak invades you!!
• In Soviet Russia, keyboard types you!!
• In Soviet Russia, weed smokes you!!!
• In Soviet Russia, song sings you!!
• In Soviet Russia, bombs drop you!!
• In Soviet Russia, dogs walk you!!
• In Soviet Russia, coin flips you!!
• In Soviet Russia, god prays for you!!
• In Soviet Russia, plane flys you!!
• In Soviet Russia, you give policeman IUD!

--User:Shadowy Crafter 03:41, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

• In Soviet Russia, cigarette smokes YOU!

--82.30.42.106 19:00, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

• In Soviet Russia, Cheese grates YOU!
• In Soviet Russia, Norris Chucks YOU!
• In Soviet Russia, Trebeck Alexes YOU!
• In Soviet Russia, crap writes YOU!

--Mr. p. nesshead 19:14, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

Maybe the cheese grates one, as people in Soviet Russia were known to be fans of cheese and cheese-referencing humour. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:56, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

This is stupid, but...

In America you skullfuck.

In Soviet Russia, skull fucks YOU!!

64.50.228.36 02:09, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Um, yeah. Good luck with that. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:46, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Problems with Communist China section

In Communist China, reversal writes YOU!!
   * In America, you look at computer monitor; in Communist China, computer monitors YOU!!
   * In America, you Google Tiananmen Square; in Communist China, Tiananmen Square Googles YOU!!
   * In America, you abort baby; in Soviet Russia, baby aborts YOU!! 
       * Chinese version: In America, you get an abortion; in Communist China, abortion gets YOU!!

The bolded parts should be fixed. The first one should be (of course) Communist China, and the second one doesn't need to be put further out IMHO. The Pondermatic 16:27, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Erm...

In Soviet Russia, Dumbledore kills you! -Russian reversal on Snape

Yeah... 02:12, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

. . .

In soviet russia, demon summons YOU!!

In soviet russia, toast burns YOU!!

In soviet russia, God worships YOU!!

Just some thoughts . . .

Okay, I'm putting one in. It's too awful to ignore. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:32, 15 May 2007 (UTC)

Hmm...

In Soviet Russia, love makes YOU!!

Doesn't it do that anywhere?

Someone change the first quote to this

On Uncyclopedia, you kill joke. In Soviet Russia, joke kills YOU!

A few ideas

• In Soviet Russia, movie makes YOU!!
• In Soviet Russia, bed sleeps on YOU!!
• In Soviet Russia, pictures take YOU!!
• In USA, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you in the face. In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris STILL roundhouse kicks you in the face!
• In Soviet Russia, McDonalds eats YOU!!
• In USA, you get fat. In Soviet Russia, fat gets YOU!!
• In Soviet Russia, fire burns YOU!!
• In Soviet Russia, JFK fancies YOU!!

So, in America you burn fire? What a country! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:10, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

/me hangs his head in shame 02:26, 15 June 2007

Another idea

• In Soviet Russia, joke overuses YOU!!

We have "Joke ruins you", which is in the Oscar Wilde quote. --AAA! (AAAA) 02:34, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

This one is actually pretty good

• In Soviet Russia, nut cracks YOU!! --Banjo2e 19:22, 29 May 2007 (UTC)

Done. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:49, 29 May 2007 (UTC)

• In old Iraq, you bomb someone else. In democratic Iraq, someone else bombs YOU!!

• In Soviet Russia, Pauly Shore hates YOU!

Um. Welcome to the new millenium. What's a Pauly Shore? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:06, 5 June 2007 (UTC)

Uh, a crappy coastline? --AAA! (AAAA) 05:16, 5 June 2007 (UTC)

"There's no way I'm having a bonfire here. This shore is all pauly." Who knew that pauly was an adjective! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:23, 5 June 2007 (UTC)

This one might work

In Soviet Russia, lawn mows YOU!!

This one will not work

In Soviet Russia, Bank robs you (Oh wait, that's true in America too...)

Italian translation

I made the italian version of this page: here's the Link. Could someone add it in the "in other languages" box, please? (And let me say: in SR, link add YOU!!)

some more???

“In soviet russia, penis stimulates YOU!!!”

~ Yakov smirnoff on Masturbation

“In soviet russia, I know I am but what are YOU”

~ Yakov smirnoff on Iknowyouarebutwhatami

“In soviet russia, Sheik al watever gets blamed for being raped by YOU!!! ”

~ Yakov smirnoff on That australian Sheik whos name escapes me

--TheNewYarkov 09:34, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Uh, no. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 10:10, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Some More Ideas

In Soviet Russia, video game plays YOU!

In Soviet Russia, waffles eat YOU!

In Soviet Russia, ass holes YOU!! In Soviet Russia, car crashes YOU! In Soviet Russia, bad Strongs YOU! In Soviet Russia, computer delets YOU!

And another one:

In America, Nobody Loves Terrorists. But in Soviet Russia, Terrorists love YOU!

Looks like I need higher security in my pizza paper place... By 203.87.183.242 19:07, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

I have one

My friend is the original author. "In Soviet Russia, cock sucks YOU!" 66.31.225.221 01:58, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, sure. Your "friend". Also, no. It's awful. I've been to America, where I didn't suck any cocks at all. Anyone who says otherwise is a liar. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:12, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

So much for the gay rights parade... --AAA! (AAAA) 03:53, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

dont forget these

• in soviet russia we own YOU
• in soviet russia we fuck YOU
• in soviet russia we hate YOU! (this one's stupid)
• in soviet russia we with god who kills YOU TOO!

--Masked-avenger 15:26, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

So in America you own we? You fuck we? You hate we? You too with god who kills we? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:49, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

sorry. how about this

if captain falcon does a falcon punch to you, then in soviet russia, you topunch falcon right? Masked-avenger 17:44, 14 June 2007 (UTC)

My, my, my. What are you people comin' to?! 12:53, 15 June 2007

Ohh, and

In Soviet Russia, chicken eats YOU!!! In Soviet Russia, shirts wears YOU!!!! In Soviet Russia, TV watches YOU!!! In Soviet Russia, rug walks on YOU!!! In Soviet Russia, communist spies YOU!!! In Soviet Russia, bird craps on YOU!!! Oh wait, I messed up that last one didn't I?

Yes you did. --AAA! (AAAA) 09:19, 19 June 2007 (UTC)

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For the Tolkien Fans (In Soviet Russia?)

"In Soviet Russia, Silmaril starts wars over YOU!!"

Um, okay. --AAA! (AAAA) 08:20, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Russian Reversal I Thought of With My Friend

“"In Soviet Russia, dark fears YOU!!"”

~ Russian Reversal on 'Fear of the Dark' by Iron Maiden.

“"In Soviet Russia, slaughter brings your daughter to YOU!!"”

~ Russian Reversal on 'Bring your Daughter to the Slaughter' by Iron Maiden.

“"In Soviet Russia, ring is the lord of YOU!!”

~ Russian Reversal on Lord of the Rings.

“"In Soviet Russia, stairway to heaven climbs YOU!!"”

~ Russian Reversal on 'Stairway to Heaven' by Led Zeppelin.

“"In Soviet Russia, grave spits on YOU!!"”

~ Russian Reversal on grave digging and spittig

“"In Soviet Russia, Sword dies by YOU!!"”

~ Russian Reversal on 'Die by the Sword' by Slayer.

“"In soviet russia YMCA come to stay with YOU!!"”

~ Russian Reversal on YMCA.

“"In soviet russia, social is anti-YOU!!!"”

~ Russian Reversal on anti-social.

Mikhail666 18:08, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

Sometimes, I don't know how I go on... :( 08:56, 28 June 2007

What do you mean... Lostprophet mich 15:40, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

The route that the Russian Reversal is takin' is goin' to send me to an early grave. Try not to tell Hansolo this. 06:51, 01 July 2007

I hate you and your friend. Roman Dog Bird 20:38, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

you did the quotes wrong so i fixed them okay?--Masked-avenger 16:33, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

In Soviet Russia yourself fucks YOU!! - russian reversal on what i think of roman dog bird.

Roman Dog Bird and Masked Avenger, what the fuck are your problems? You have a problem with what we've written? Maybe cos its funnier than the shit you put out. Lostprophet mich 19:29, 18 July 2007 (UTC)

In Soviet Russia, Lostpropet mich disses you!!, etc. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:03, 18 July 2007 (UTC)

No, dickhead, my problem is, the russian reversal isn't funny. Yeah, I'm totally jealous that somebody can take a phrase, and reverse it. WOW! THAT'S COMEDY GOLD! I bet more than half of you had never even heard of this "concept" until Family Guy made a reference to it (And I admit, I am one of those people). Idiots. Every single one of you. P.S: Why are you picking on Masked Avenger too? He only fixed them so that they looked like a proper quote. I don't see him saying "You suck" or anything. Roman Dog Bird 22:05, 25 July 2007 (UTC)

I'm 'bout to solve everythin' here shortly. 10:09, 25 July 2007

Really now? Well, good luck with that, I guess. Roman Dog Bird 22:16, 25 July 2007 (UTC)

nub

In Soviet Russia, lawn mows you!

70.242.146.105 21:57, 6 July 2007 (UTC) comrade lenin

No shite. Try to make a funny next time. 11:08, 06 July 2007

Here's one.

In Soviet Russia, wife beats you! – Preceding unsigned comment added by 24.184.38.86 (talk • contribs)

Well. It's probably best that you avoid going to Soviet Russia, then. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:30, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

I don't know. I'm into kinky roleplayin' like that. 08:42, 21 July 2007

For once, I'm saying For. --AAA! (AAAA) 18:03, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Stretching it

“In Soviet Russia, kittens kill YOU!!”

~ Russian reversal on God, kittens, masturbation, killing, and you.

We have "kitten huffs YOU!!" somewhere... --AAA! (AAAA) 08:09, 23 July 2007 (UTC)

I'll have a go

In Soviet Russia, videos TubeYou!!

People

Stop coming up with your own. I don't understand how any of you (Random IP adresses and noobs, that is) actually find this to be funny. There's either something that I'm missing (Nah....) or you're all as stupid as I think you are. Roman Dog Bird 22:10, 25 July 2007 (UTC)

IPs love Russian Reversals, Wrestling and video game characters(who are all compared to Chuck Norris). The Oblong Lobster 22:20, 25 July 2007 (UTC)

............. Yeah... 10:39, 25 July 2007

In Soviet Russia...

In Soviet Russia, president votes for YOU!

In Soviet Russia, prostitutes pay YOU!

In Soviet Russia, John F. Kennedy snipes YOU!

In Soviet Russia, YOU save Jesus!

In Soviet Russia, law breaks YOU!

In Soviet Russia, page edits YOU!

In Soviet Russia, shoe ties you!

In Soviet Russia, closet comes out of YOU!

In Soviet Russia, jokes laugh at YOU!

In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kills you anyway.