Unquotable:Quote Market
Forum:QuoteUnquote Quote Market: We need bad quotes there! Welcome to the Unquotable Quote Sale! We are selling junk quotes for low amounts of money! Add whatever bad quotes and other bad misquotations that you find here! We will sell them as quickly as we can!
From: Scooby Doo[edit | edit source]
“Doppleganger.”
Price: An explanation of who Gow is
“In Soviet Russia, Scooby Doo YOU!!!”
Price: A can of borscht
From: HowTo:Skip School[edit | edit source]
“Skip school, get right on living on the real world”
Price: Your dignity
“In Soviet Russia, school skips YOU!!”
Price: Your A+ in Algebra 1 and 21 kopeks
“I PITY THE FOOL! WHO DOESN'T SKIP SCHOOL!”
Price: $1.78
“Our asses taste better!”
Price: You know what? We'll give you money for that one.
From: AOL[edit | edit source]
“I pity the foo who got mail!”
Price: $52.72
From: Game Online[edit | edit source]
“Biscuits are so great, you won't even notice a grue eating you if you eat one!”
Price: $12.99
From: Cod[edit | edit source]
“Save SOY and Eat Vegans!!!”
Price: Soyberger made out of vegitarian
“Rainbow is promise of ....*swoon*..”
Price: Holy bi-ble or koran written by oscar wilderness-forgot to spell his name- uhh-
“In heaven, Christ Jesus You!!!”
Price: Michael Jackson's 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy'.
From: Russian Reversal[edit | edit source]
“In Soviet Russia, I’m going to fucking get buried by that guy. He has done it before in Soviet Russia, and he will do it again in Soviet Russia. The Russian Reversal is going to fucking kill ME!!”
Price: $8.95 SOLD!
“In Soviet Russia, Norris Chucks YOU!!”
Price: $100.95
“In America, you Google Tiananmen Square; in Communist China,......!!”
Price: $1.00
From: Poop[edit | edit source]
“Hello, My , its so yummy. Poop tastes like freshly baked brownies. I love munchin' on a nice pile of turd. It's not often that you get to eat your own poop. Every morning, I take a shit in the toy lot, and fish my poop out of the bowl. Oh god, I miss eating poop.”
Price: $1.45
From: Jack Bauer (all prices in real-time)[edit | edit source]
“What did you think of this article? You and I both know you are going to tell me.”
Price: your finger
“If she sees your penis, I'm cutting it off.”
Price: $23.99 (or your penis)
“There is no time.”
Price:$34.50
“Amateurs”
Price:A baseball cap
LIMITED TIME OFFER: !!Buy two Jack Bauer quotes at regular price, and receive one FREE!! Offer valid in the next 24 hours only. Restrictions apply. Void where prohibited, and prohibited where void.)
From Trogdor the Burninator[edit | edit source]
“Burninating all the peasants, Burninating, TROGDORRR”
(to know the meaning see Bottom 10)
Price: A Vainty Counter
From Crayons[edit | edit source]
“I don't think I want to be Crayons' friend anymore.”
“Man, I can't sharpen this crayon!”
“Can I get another piece of paper?”
“You know I saw a Crayon once, but then I saw a Gray Hound bus!”
From Deadwood[edit | edit source]
“How much cock could a cocksucker suck if a cocksucker could suck cock.”
Price: 1 & 1/2 pounds of gold dust
From Paris Hilton (Person)[edit | edit source]
“How slutty is Paris Hilton? Her vagina comes with a guest sign-in book.”
“How easy is Paris Hilton? She had a glory hole installed above her bed's headboard”
“Yeah I fucked her.”
From Utada Hikaru[edit | edit source]
“ Muhahaha!!! I stole your husband, and I'm just startin'! STEP YOU biatch. ”
Price: ¥50.00
From Meaning of life[edit | edit source]
“ME!!”
Price: $2.35
“I had absoulutly nothing to do with this, i will not be accused for this abomination!!”
Price: Your "prefered anomutiy" (presumbly, this involves the anus, and we'd rather not speculate about "preferement")
From Science Class[edit | edit source]
“I have eaten the experiment. We should out this in the error analysis!”
$499.99 ($499 discount if you don't have a context or picture)
From Desert Eagle[edit | edit source]
“ In Soviet Russia, you blow head off desert eagle!”
Price: A russian willing to blow off his head.
From Hulk Hogan[edit | edit source]
“She's my Sister, Brother!...”
Price:Hogan's sister/brother
From Geek[edit | edit source]
“Jesus Christ, this must be what they make Hotdogs out of”
Price: $1.50, coincidentally that of a hot dog
From Child molestation[edit | edit source]
“In my country it used to be legal for an 18yo to love a 14yo, but then Harper pwned the age of consent.”
Price: 16yo (either ¥ or €)
From Black People[edit | edit source]
“Token, you're black. Of COURSE you have a bass guitar!”
“My mom says there's a lot of black people in China.”
“In Soviet Russia, blacks enslave you!!!”
“I care about black people”
“Whitey done stole my money. How'm I supposed to get on da' bus?”
~ Flip Wilson on Public Transportation
Price: $3 for the lot
From Captain Ishmael[edit | edit source]
“I'd hit that.”
“I'd hit that, too”
“Shut up and go back to the Love Dungeon”
“One word: Buttsecks.”
“In Soviet Russia, Captain Ishmael's parents are avenged by YOU!!!”
Price: A message on [[Talk:Unquotable:Quote Market |this talkpage]] explaining what original construction could have lead to this convoluted expression.
“Johnny Woo gunna soo yoo!”
From Hockey[edit | edit source]
“War is like the ocean... Deep, blue, salty, and filled with fish”
“In Soviet Russia, Hockey plays you.”
Price: $1.75 Canadian
From Richard Dawkins[edit | edit source]
“Praise the Lord! Hallelujah! Allah hu akbar! Whatever!”
“Look, I can't be fucked with this anymore. They all exist, OK?”
“It is highly improbable that my God does not exist, therefore God exists!”
Special! Buy all three, get a religious text of your choice, FREE!
From unoriginal joke[edit | edit source]
“In soviet Russia, Joke rips off you!!!”
Price:one month in the gulag
From Rap name[edit | edit source]
“I pity the black fool who dont have no rapper name.”
Price:Your ears.
From Spider-Man[edit | edit source]
“Basiclly, he pwned my axxor.”
Price:Pwnage.
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