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The prefix of Congress is Con. The antonym of "con" is "pro".

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So doesn't that mean that Congress is the opposite of PROgress? OR DID I JUST FUCKING BLOW YOUR MINDS!?!??!?!?!!?!

Starry 14:14, 12 September 2007 (UTC)

What's with the forum topics? Forum:Hiya., Forum:No Rosh Sha-sha-shamalamadingdong page?, Forum:Best Wheel o' Fourtune puzzle ever. and now this, all in two days...go improve a page, write a new page, or wrestle a bear or something. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:00, 12 September 2007 (UTC)

I'm sorry, I'm still reading, and trying to memorize how to make and edit a page. Also, I'm used to making a lot of topics on other forums. ^^;

Starry 18:07, 12 September 2007 (UTC)

We're not those forums. I had to accustom to the change at one time, too, but we're just not like that. We deal in articles. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:19, 12 September 2007 (UTC)

Except when we are like that, of course. Which is sometimes. We're not that unfriendly - honest. Except when we are. I'll shut up now before people hit me again. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 21:01, 12 September 2007 (UTC)

I'll get the banhammer. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 23:20, 12 September 2007 (UTC)

Dear Famine, Please infinitely ban SbU. Thanks. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 23:21, 12 September 2007 (UTC)

Oh, that Mooses, always with the changing forum topics. I liked the old one. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:31, Sep 12, 2007

Here at Uncyclopedia we deal in truth, and this header is infinitely more truthful than the old one. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:51, 14 September 2007 (UTC)

If you guys don't want me here, I'll leave, if you want me to.

Starry 18:14, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

Don't go. You're warm and you smell nice. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:18, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

Is this how everyone is treated on here? I'm confused. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Homiestar (talk • contribs)

When all they do is make forum edits, yes. Make an actual page, clean up some crap in Newpages, do something that will make people laugh more than a silly forum topic. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:29, Sep 16

I've already spoken to you about this on your talk page. What I should have mentioned is that you shouldn't take anything you're told on the forums personally, but you should be able to tell what needs to be taken seriously. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 20:16, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

Sorry if we seemed a little harsh earlier...

Here, have a kitten. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:50, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

This is a test, isn't it...hmm...*thinks, and huffs the kitty.*

Starry 21:11, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

Wrong! That is an orange kitty. You just tried to huff the Non-huffable kitten. You are dead. Good job. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 23:07, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

• is now an angel in a skimpy...white...angel...outfit thing.*
• rains pissed off cats on everyone.*

Starry 23:22, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

Actually, no, you aren't dead. Instead, you now look like this. You might have looked like this before, but now you really look like this. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:25, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

Holy shit, Batman! I have a penis!?!?!?

Starry 13:23, 17 September 2007 (UTC)

Well everyone knows there are no girls on the internet, so by posting here, there is irrefutable proof that you do. It might just be an innie though. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 01:36, 17 Sep 2007

((I've got a picture of me somewhere, I'll put it somewhere when I figure out how to put images in. :/))

...MY LIFE IS A LIE!!!

Starry 13:57, 17 September 2007 (UTC)

Special:Upload oughtta do it! Unfortunately yes, many people who thought they were girls are shocked to find that by being on the internet, they are in fact male.

Wait, did you mean you're going to upload a picture of your penis? I'm not so sure that's a good idea... • Spang • ☃ • talk • 02:18, 17 Sep 2007

I finally got it right.

Starry 15:58, 17 September 2007 (UTC)

You expect us to believe that? HA! -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 17:33, 17 September 2007 (UTC)

Well, it's true, but I don't expect you to believe it. At least not yet, since I'm, well, a newb. Speaking of which, I got a laugh at seeing my name on the n00b page. Starry 19:37, 17 September 2007 (UTC)

STM is just jealous because that's his picture below the kitten's. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 06:40, 17 Sep 2007

The only reason I'm so wary is because the closest girls usually come to editing Uncyclopedia is breaking up with emc. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 06:27, 18 September 2007 (UTC)

Ah, so you're one of those people who would be female if they weren't posting on teh webnetinterland. I'd say something about girl power at this point, but I've just learnt in the above lines that I'm not really a girl, so I probably have to go away and start watching porn or something right now. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:53, 17 September 2007 (UTC)

I'll bring the beer! Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:13, 18 September 2007 (UTC)

I don't get why people are that surprised a girl has some free time, and spends it online. Confusing. *turns Boomer into Pam Anderson.* *takes a hit.*

Starry 13:00, 18 September 2007 (UTC)

Waaah! I'm a whore! A really hot whore! Pamela "Boomer" Anderson.