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"UnNews" sounds too much like "UN News", which causes our readers to confuse us with the United Nations News Service, which, frankly, I think is very gay. We should call it The UnYun. Ha! Get it? It sounds like "onion", but our logo is a potato! Plus, it's a brilliant Star Wars reference as a wink for our specific type of readers. Finally, not only does it rhyme with itself, but it rhymes with pun! I should get paid to write such Comedy Gold. -- Thankful Kippy Cornucopia clipart.png Share blessings Cornucopia clipart.png Bountiful harvest Cornucopia clipart.png 13:14, Sep. 5, 2010

I think we could probably get away with UncycNews, other than that, you're dead in the water -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 13:15, September 5, 2010 (UTC)
I vote for changing Uncyclopedia into one of these:
  1. Mopedia
  2. Gaudipedia
  3. Sicklopedia (strange thing is that this doesn't really exist yet)
  4. Cannotcomeupwithanythingfunnypedia any more, if ever.
-- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 17:41, September 5, 2010 (UTC)
Meh. UnNews is just fine. Nobody cares about UN News. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 17:50, 5 September 2010
We're only #3 when you search for UnNews. If we changed it, I'd vote for PDANews. People will think it's a news service stalking people making out in public, and who wouldn't want to see reports of that? --<<Bradmonogram.png>> 18:11, September 5, 2010 (UTC)

Symbol declined.svg lolwut Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 18:30 Sunday, September 5, 2010

Symbol for vote.svg For UnYunDAMMIT WHORE MafiaHatBlack.gif Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [19:57 5 September 2010]

Change Kip the Dip's name

"Kip the Dip" sounds a bit too much like "Fox News", which causes our dyslexic readers to confuse it with the Marillion album "Script for a Jester's Tear". I think we should call it "I am become Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds". -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

"Fox News" sounds JUST like "Fucks News", which is fine. Don't change that! -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 12:51, September 6, 2010 (UTC)
...You know, "Fucks News" would work pretty well, too. It'd be especially great if FOX tried to sue us over it. Can you imagine the court battle?--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 13:44, September 6, 2010 (UTC)
Faux News would be cleverer.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Yes, but it's been done.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 14:18, September 6, 2010 (UTC)
Then I suggest we change it right now to UnNews and have done with it. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
...but that's been done, too. That's the whole point.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 14:24, September 6, 2010 (UTC)
See, even history agrees with me.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
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PaedoNews

It's as simple as that. Time to vote:

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Score: EVERYONE
  1. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 02:29, September 7, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Okay. ~ Pointy.png (talk) (stalk) -- 20100907 - 02:59 (UTC)