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Not meant to be pretentious malicious, or anything. Anyway:

An Open Video Letter...

(That's me in real life, FYI) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:44, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

You're weird.
I left a comment there, too. You can leave youtube pages here, as I will demonstrate shortly.
(and I wouldn't be to proud that that's you in real life. You've got a face for radio. And a voice for mime. True story) Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:17, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
I'm fully aware of all those things that you said. I should also mention that that took me an hour to choreograph. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:22, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
An hour? You could've cut that in half by not bothering to choreograph your legs. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:26, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
This is an hour after I decided to cut the leg choreography--a difficult decision to be sure, but I think it ultimately worked for the best. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:30, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
WHAT THE DEUCE?! God, I always imagined you as a high school student with a red eyepatch and embarassing fetishes...maybe 4chan's getting to my brain (Yes, I've been going there again.)-Almost Sir Random Crap
No, I'm a college student with a voice I'm not particularly fond of and facial hair that needs to be trimmed. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:52, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
You're also significantly less well spoken in speech than you are in text. Good luck becoming the next big text-to-speech program. Nah, I'm kidding. The reason that's futile is because Microsoft owns the market. Oh, I wasn't kidding about that first part though. Soooo....yeeeeeeaaaahhhh. -RAHB 07:47, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
Also aware of all that stuff. Yeeeeeah.... —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 12:34, October 27, 2009 (UTC)


Hey RAHB, does his voice sound just a bit like Dr. Skullthumper's to you, too, or is it just me? - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:09, Oct 28
I feel bad that Dr. Skullthumper apparently sounds like me. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:03, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
Imagine how he feels! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:38, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
Probably a lot like me. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:03, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
*Clap*.....*Clap*.....*Clap*....*Clap*....*Clap*...*Clap*...*Clap*..*Clap*..*Clap* *Clap* *Clap* *Clap* *Clap* Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 08:17, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
From the sound of the bomb ticking during the video I was half expecting a loud "WHAT THE FUCK" followed by an explosion...to be let down is the story of my life. And I agree. TKF. TFK. JFK. Whatever his acronym name rip-off of mine is, he's a total dick. --EMC [TALK] 11:24 Oct 29 2009
To be honest, I have no idea what that was. It might have something to do with the free trial software I used to convert the video from .wmv to .avi, but I don't really know. And I'm glad we're all in agreement. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 12:35, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
Desysopitate TKF! FreddAin't Dedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 12:37, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
Let the Revolution begin! —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 12:46, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
Guildy has pretty blue eyes. I shall take them for my collection... Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 13:55, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
What about my pretty blue eyes? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 13:57, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
Not seen yours, but if you feel they'd look good on my shelf I'll take them tonight while you sleep. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 13:58, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
And what about my pretty blue scrotum? FreddAin't Dedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 14:12, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
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Does it look like this? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 14:23, November 1, 2009 (UTC)

O_O Exactly. How did you take that picture of my scrotum without me noticing? FreddAin't Dedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 14:51, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
Well, you were on the Japanese gameshow So you think you can scrotum?. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:28, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
Since when was Mahmoosha covered in white fur, like somekind of monkey? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 18:36, 1 November 2009
Two words: elderly albino. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:44, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
Mam00sha - I have a webcam in your pants. Surely you've heard of www.mamooshasscrotum.com? Gets more hits than YouTube. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 19:49, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
This thing is a micro webcam? Man, I thought I had a scrotal wart.. Also, the website is .org not .com, Mamooshhasscrotum a nonprofit organisation. FreddAin't Dedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 20:33, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

My TKF is throbbing.

By the way, my TKF is RAHB. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 13:52, November 1, 2009 (UTC)

Which in turn would mean that your TKF is, in fact, a giant penis. -- Also, penis. 14:52, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
Penis. FreddAin't Dedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 14:56, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
More like Penis. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 18:19, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
What's a TKF? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:36, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
It's like a TKO, but with fornication. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:54, November 1, 2009 (UTC) Wups. I misread the rulebook. At least this explains why they won't let me box anymore. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:15, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

Ok so, whut?

That was really cringe-worthy I hope you don't mind me saying. Still it blows all accusations of pretent out of the water, only someone with no self awareness would have the balls to think that made him look cool. Like a dancing dad. Or I'm probably missing something here, maybe that was your intention? Regardless it seems over the top to rip a petty dispute from the talk pages of a wiki to the grand halls of YouTube. Also you're a lot more over exposed than I imagined.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 13:58 9 November 2009

Yeah, that was kind of the idea. And if you think I'm the one being petty than you've obviously missed a bunch. Welcome back, by the way. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:17, November 9, 2009 (UTC)
You should have been more pretentious. Perhaps even gaudy. Get some crowd reaction sound effects to applaud your name while booing and hissing at the mention of your "foe's". It would have been really cool if you wore a white smock too. I think you sound a little like the MST3K guy that does Tom Servo's voice. Maybe home made robots should be involved...YEAH...a puppet show. Thank god I don't have a digital camcorder.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  16:00, November 9, 2009 (UTC)
Hmm, well whatever, it did make me laugh. Also I've not really left, just not been as useful. Mostly just harrasing people on their talk pages (see PuppyOnTheRadio and Under user). Also in regard to your question on my own talk page, I only noticed it last night, it got caught between UnSignposts or something and I missed it, or saw it and forgot to reply and then forgot entirely: The book is still comming along, been really distracted and unfocused recently though, :/    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 16:06 9 November 2009
Yeah, know what that's like. I was going to try and do National Novel Writing Month this month. First day went alright, second day I get sick, I try to sleep it off the next few days, next thing I know BAM! I'm 7000 words behind out of the gate and I can't help but go "well, fuck it." —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:59, November 9, 2009 (UTC)
God I couldn't do a novel in a month. I change my mind far too much for a start not to mention I've been wanting to finish one for several years and never actually done that yet.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 17:01 9 November 2009
What are you writing about, orian? FreddAin't Dedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 17:07, November 9, 2009 (UTC)
He's writing about that time he went on a sojourn to some place and something happened. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:19, November 9, 2009 (UTC)
You ever played Dead Space? It'ss heavily inspired by that.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 17:20 9 November 2009
Yeah. I made the mistake of buying it on PS3 instead of PC, flailed around like an epileptic for an hour, both bumping in to and shooting walls, then never touched it again. Apparently that's supposed to be scary. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:46, November 9, 2009 (UTC)
I got it on the 360 and it's easily the best game I've ever played. Not to mention truly frightening. I'd recomend you have another go at it.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 17:48 9 November 2009
Real life is plenty frightening enough, man. Have you ever looked at your toes? Those things are fucked right up. Mine are all spindly and link together and I have an uncle whose little toe toenails grow straight friggin' up. It's like there's a nightmare brewing in your shoes. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:02, November 9, 2009 (UTC)
Oh Modus, I love you. :D    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 18:07 9 November 2009
I've reminded myself of the time when I was a young lad, far from home on a summer-long cadet thingamajig. The bathrooms had common showers, which in an area of 35+ degree summers is basically a brewery for stuff that you really don't want to catch. Long story short, one of the guys got a severe case of foot fungus. Before we sent him off to medical, he looked at his feet then, with a mixture of wonder and fear in his eyes, very slowly whispered to me "I've got monsters...on my feet." Good times. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:18, November 9, 2009 (UTC)
My open video letter to TKF mAttlobster. (hello) 18:11, November 9, 2009 (UTC)